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Critique
26-05-2006, 11:12 AM
It all seems very "loved up" and bland so who do you think would add a bit of sparkle or interest to the show.

What sort of character should go in do you think? I don't mean just naming people from past shows (because I haven't seen all of them), just general personality, age, background etc. (although after saying what personality trait you could name someone as an example)?

I've been racking my brains but can't come up with something to give it a bit more zest. Can you?

maxine
26-05-2006, 12:35 PM
Cockney! That's what it needs, Crit. They missed out there. I'd love to have seen how he would've handled Shahbaz. I'm sure he wouldn't have been one to jump on the baying mob bandwagon.

MariaRob
26-05-2006, 12:54 PM
I think they should have had more diversity within the house, apart from Leah, they are all round about the same age. Now they have mostly paired up its getting very boring just to watch them snogging, if it doesnt pick up after Dawn leaves tonight, we will probably be switching channels.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
26-05-2006, 02:35 PM
a very attractive university educated female of about 30 years. a gym worked body and a decent rack. now I am not just being sexist here- honest guv...here is why

the girls at the mo are

Imogen: flabby and un exercised, liable to pile weight on at any moment, not good boobs

Nicki - body of a teenage boy with fake boobs, hideous

Grace - fit but a bit boyish and a boxers nose

Lisa - average to unhealthy, the oriental body is not immediately attrative to us in the UK

Bunny - she will be size 22 in 5 years or so..fairly grim

Leah - horrid

so if a decent looking "woman" arrived all hell would be let loose and the boys would just follow their man-brains and the the games would begin.

it aint hard

Fee For All
26-05-2006, 02:45 PM
the oriental body is not immediately attrative to us in the UK


Is that assumption, personal opinion, insularity, ignorance, poor communication skills or what?

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
26-05-2006, 03:02 PM
Is that assumption, personal opinion, insularity, ignorance, poor communication skills or what?


none

the blindingly obvious. we tend to find partners who look similar. In fact we mostly look for people who look like ourselves (same when we pick heros and fave film stars etc). The epicanthic fold (eyes) that one finds in oriental people is a major dissimilarity and therefore we find it less attractive.

Fee For All
26-05-2006, 03:22 PM
IoW - you've made other comments recently based on racial stereotyping, but putting that to one side, your comment about Lisa's attractiveness assumes that BB viewers are all white anglo saxon.

You need to venture out of Aberfeldy a bit more.

Bonsai
26-05-2006, 03:37 PM
Imogen: flabby and un exercised, liable to pile weight on at any moment, not good boobs



Imogen ... flabby :shocking: Im in shock. If she is flabby noone else stands a chance :ohmy:

Sorry, just to add that most men prefer women to be 'soft' not hard and muscular. By this i dont mean fat, i just mean the way women are designed to be. You keep mentioning how the women arent 'exercised'. So you like them with hard bodies and thighs to crack walnuts with ?

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
26-05-2006, 03:46 PM
IoW - you've made other comments recently based on racial stereotyping, but putting that to one side, your comment about Lisa's attractiveness assumes that BB viewers are all white anglo saxon.

You need to venture out of Aberfeldy a bit more.


i would say 90-95 % are white anglo saxon and if I were to couch every comment with caveats it would be a dull board.


Its a message board about Big Brother, not a panel discussion on Newsnight.

Your fear of offence is what causes a lot of problems in the first place.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
26-05-2006, 03:50 PM
Imogen ... flabby :shocking: Im in shock. If she is flabby noone else stands a chance :ohmy:

Sorry, just to add that most men prefer women to be 'soft' not hard and muscular. By this i dont mean fat, i just mean the way women are designed to be. You keep mentioning how the women arent 'exercised'. So you like them with hard bodies and thighs to crack walnuts with ?

look at last year. craig had a body that was un-exercised. this year sezar has a body that is exercised. which do you prefer (taking aside characters)?

Bonsai
26-05-2006, 03:52 PM
look at last year. craig had a body that was un-exercised. this year sezar has a body that is exercised. which do you prefer (taking aside characters)?

Unless im mistaken .... they are men (well, debateable with Craig :blush: ) and i was talking about women.

Have you been on the sweet sherry :w00t:

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
26-05-2006, 03:54 PM
Unless im mistaken .... they are men (well, debateable with Craig :blush: ) and i was talking about women.

Have you been on the sweet sherry :w00t:


its just an easy example. (hic)

bridge
26-05-2006, 03:58 PM
Have you seen the Kit Kat advert, where the old guy is in the Big Brother pool with all the housemates?

Well i think they should put someone in their 70's in there, don't ask me why but it would be hilirious to see all their faces when he walked in!

Fee For All
26-05-2006, 03:59 PM
i would say 90-95 % are white anglo saxon and if I were to couch every comment with caveats it would be a dull board.


Its a message board about Big Brother, not a panel discussion on Newsnight.

Your fear of offence is what causes a lot of problems in the first place.

So being a part-time bigot for recreational purposes is OK?

I'm not sure why you think I have a fear of offence;I merely found your comment narrow-minded and outdated.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
26-05-2006, 04:00 PM
So being a part-time bigot for recreational purposes is OK?

I'm not sure why you think I have a fear of offence;I merely found your comment narrow-minded and outdated.


aahhh name calling.

I win, you lose.:bye:

bridge
26-05-2006, 04:09 PM
Oh Beeeehhhavvvee you two. :surrender: ?

Cat
26-05-2006, 06:35 PM
Lisa - average to unhealthy, the oriental body is not immediately attrative to us in the UK




Funnily I was thinking only yesterday when she came out of the shower as Pete and Lea were discussing her, what a funny little body she had. She is very thickset round the torso, certainly not hour glass or long limbed so your comment that she is not 'immediately' attractive to us in the uk grieves me not. My nephew's girlfriend is Mauritian and has a similar, extremely slim, yet somehow chunky little body - very lovely she is too.

I would like a male, strong and handsome with a sense of life. Likes trawling round antique shops in their spare time, keeps fit, likes gardening and who's reading is varied and adventurous. They must be a non smoker and live in the Bed/Herts/Bucks London region. GSOH required. Oh yes and likes a good swill.

Reply to BOX1254.

Patsy
26-05-2006, 07:45 PM
aahhh name calling.

I win, you lose.:bye:

Actually, what this house needs is you in there, so you can show us all how to be a winner and regale all your multi-racial/sexual housemates with your pearls of wisdom. Watching you being evicted after a week would really yank my chain.

Cat
26-05-2006, 08:04 PM
Actually, what this house needs is you in there, so you can show us all how to be a winner and regale all your multi-racial/sexual housemates with your pearls of wisdom. Watching you being evicted after a week would really yank my chain.


Oh YEAH! I want to see his beatifully honed body.


(ps I've forgot my rule of ll already)

Dolores
26-05-2006, 08:23 PM
Cockney! That's what it needs, Crit. They missed out there. I'd love to have seen how he would've handled Shahbaz. I'm sure he wouldn't have been one to jump on the baying mob bandwagon.

I think think this is EXACTLY what the house needs! Bring him on! (is he in hiding somewhere outside Elstree? we haven't seen him on here for a while have we!)

Cat
26-05-2006, 08:34 PM
I think think this is EXACTLY what the house needs! Bring him on! (is he in hiding somewhere outside Elstree? we haven't seen him on here for a while have we!)


OH MY LORD! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE THRILL OF IT ALL!!!

I can sell my pictures of the red boot, framed and with a sample material to rub, I could boast willey nilley about our close friendship, I could describe his eyes and fragrance. I have pictures of his children..:applause:

KERCHING!

Dolores
26-05-2006, 08:35 PM
OH MY LORD! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE THRILL OF IT ALL!!!

I can sell my pictures of the red boot, framed and with a sample material to rub, I could boast willey nilley about our close friendship, I could describe his eyes and fragrance. I have his children..:applause:

KERCHING!

the scandal of it all, catherine!

I can see you and Floopy on Big Brother's Little Brother wrestling in jello for the prize of Cockney! it would get big ratings!

Cat
26-05-2006, 08:43 PM
the scandal of it all, catherine!

I can see you and Floopy on Big Brother's Little Brother wrestling in jello for the prize of Cockney! it would get big ratings!


Yes! Cockney is there unawares in the house...putting his smalls through the mangle in the garden as he hums to Eagle songs.

Back to BBLB...Dermot has great big dockers stains on his salmon pink fred perry top as he opens the second half of his show to floopy and cat. The sparing women in cockers life.

Grrrr says floopy

secrets
27-05-2006, 12:43 AM
none

the blindingly obvious. we tend to find partners who look similar. In fact we mostly look for people who look like ourselves (same when we pick heros and fave film stars etc). The epicanthic fold (eyes) that one finds in oriental people is a major dissimilarity and therefore we find it less attractive.
Have to disagree there.
Google oriental, Japanese, Chinese, Oriental sex etc etc.
You will find that in the sex industry these are the most productive in revenue.
I would go so far as to say that opposites attract in sexual encounters, and that something 'different' is an attraction.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
27-05-2006, 08:17 AM
Have to disagree there.
Google oriental, Japanese, Chinese, Oriental sex etc etc.
You will find that in the sex industry these are the most productive in revenue.
I would go so far as to say that opposites attract in sexual encounters, and that something 'different' is an attraction.


yup, ginger haired girls get all the attention....and as for aboriginies in Australia, they are fighting off the Aussie boys all the time

etc..etc..

the sex industry reflects poverty and lack of education much more than it does preference

kookycat
27-05-2006, 04:08 PM
none

the blindingly obvious. we tend to find partners who look similar. In fact we mostly look for people who look like ourselves (same when we pick heros and fave film stars etc). The epicanthic fold (eyes) that one finds in oriental people is a major dissimilarity and therefore we find it less attractive.

so im ugly then?? how rude. im sorry but that comment was out of order, its your opinion granted but its highly racial. its like saying all muslims are bombers, which is not true.

so if ALL white anglo-saxon prefer those that look the same can you please explain why my bf has been with me for the past 3 years? He is of the purest blood scot and mighty white. please tell me if i am just wasting my time. AND not to mention all those other white guys who have found me decent enough to shag, go on a date with, pull whatever you want to call it or is it a case of any holes a goal?

PJ
27-05-2006, 04:22 PM
so im ugly then?? how rude. im sorry but that comment was out of order, its your opinion granted but its highly racial. its like saying all muslims are bombers, which is not true.

so if ALL white anglo-saxon prefer those that look the same can you please explain why my bf has been with me for the past 3 years? He is of the purest blood scot and mighty white. please tell me if i am just wasting my time. AND not to mention all those other white guys who have found me decent enough to shag, go on a date with, pull whatever you want to call it or is it a case of any holes a goal?
Go kooky, go kooky, go kooky.... Well said. :applause:

kookycat
27-05-2006, 04:26 PM
pssst pj *whispers* you can tell everyone how gorgeous i actually am. lol

PJ
27-05-2006, 04:27 PM
pssst pj *whispers* you can tell everyone how gorgeous i actually am. lol
I can vouch for that. Kooky is not ugly. So there.

kookycat
27-05-2006, 04:30 PM
in fact i look all cuddly and cute like my avatar, so if you ever see a hello kitty walking down the street or on the tv, thats me!!!

Dolores
27-05-2006, 05:37 PM
or is it a case of any holes a goal?

good lord Kooky! where did you pick up an expression like that!!!! :laugh:

PJ
27-05-2006, 05:45 PM
good lord Kooky! where did you pick up an expression like that!!!! :laugh:
Dol, for goodness sake - she's from Aberdeen!

Fee For All
27-05-2006, 06:30 PM
That explains it then :laugh: You tell him kooks!

You wouldn't hear an expression like that in the cosmic epicentre that is Aberfeldy. :blink:

Bonsai
27-05-2006, 06:33 PM
The house needs ME ME ME ME and ME.

I am buying Kit Kats like they are going out of fashion.

If i get in the house i will wear a Survivor Online T-shirt and do a spot of advertising.:laugh:

Fee For All
27-05-2006, 06:38 PM
Oooh - a replacement Bonnie :thumbsup:

Bonsai
27-05-2006, 06:39 PM
Oooh - a replacement Bonnie :thumbsup:
the difference being, i would pronounce it properly :wink_kiss

Patsy
27-05-2006, 10:35 PM
Oh YEAH! I want to see his beatifully honed body.


(ps I've forgot my rule of ll already)

That's right. Double l when followed by a y. :thumbsup:

Fee For All
28-05-2006, 12:00 AM
Shame she missed the 'u' though :w00t:

kookycat
28-05-2006, 03:08 PM
Dol, for goodness sake - she's from Aberdeen!

i picked it up from some uncouth types i spend time with!