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borneobabe
29-05-2006, 10:44 PM
Like her or hate her... I think Nikki is worth her weight in gold when it comes to giving good telly !!!! Her rant about Grace on tonight's C4 show had me in stitches..... and her crisp pronunciation of certain words are a trade mark at this stage. Ideal scenario this Friday... Grace up against Nikki.. and Grace going !!!! fabulous !

PJ
29-05-2006, 10:56 PM
She's the funniest BB contestant I've ever seen.
Her speech about Grace being the "most vile thing God has put on this Earth" was totally over the top but hilarious.
Then she kept referring to Grace as 'it' - "I just hate IT. I can't wait for IT to go. IT is doing my head in" - absolute class! :applause:

secrets
29-05-2006, 11:22 PM
You could almost believe she meant it!:unsure:

Cat
30-05-2006, 07:17 AM
I love the way the the announcer pronounces Nikki...NI KEEEE just like Biancas Ric kee in Eastenders.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
30-05-2006, 08:06 AM
Agreed. she was comedy gold and very very irritating all at once last night:boxing:

Bonsai
30-05-2006, 08:41 AM
She really needs a slap in my opinion.

BUT im fascinated by her forehead. When i frown i get horizontal lines. When she creases her face up her forehead seems to have folds all over the place .... and her mouth area looks like a bum hole.

Keep her in as she fascinates me.

Tigereye
30-05-2006, 11:31 AM
she has an amazing face alright.


You know when you put your face up against a window and press your lips against the glass and blow and it all inflates and looks rubbery?


that's her that is.

bridge
30-05-2006, 12:50 PM
Nikki is like an irritating annoying child that you just want to slap.

Isis
30-05-2006, 03:09 PM
I LOVE Nikki, she is hilarious and I am 100% behind her with regards to Grace!!!!

Grace treats Nikki like a paranoid fool, yet infact Nikki has every reason to feel like that because Grace is being vile at every given opportunity about her to anyone that is gullible enough to listen to it, so I am guessing that Grace is jealous of Nikki :thumbsup:

Go Nikki, Go!!! dont let the jealous cow get you down!!!!

MariaRob
31-05-2006, 09:55 AM
[QUOTE=Isis]I I am guessing that Grace is jealous of Nikki :QUOTE]

I thought it was the other way around Isis. Nikki is good telly but Grace is right she is a total drama queen. I suspect she was brought up by doting parents, hence being told she is "special". I bet her Dad calls her Princess and she has been spoiled,cossetted and had every whim pandered to, and led to believe she is better than other people, she of course is not and finds it hard to take that the other girl is more attractive, more intelligent and more appealing to the men in there.

kookycat
31-05-2006, 06:18 PM
oh no i hate nikki, she needs to be shot. agree with mariarob there, she has totally been spoilt and acts like a child. and you know i too have no time for people like that! there are girls like that i work with and its always me me me!! everything grace says about her is true! go grace!

borneobabe
31-05-2006, 09:36 PM
Nikki in the diary room at nominations tonite.... I laughed till I cried.... she HAS to be there for the long haul... she is a riot !!!

secrets
31-05-2006, 11:05 PM
Nikki is someone that is 'taylor made' for a programme such as this.
She is so spoiled/deluded it's untrue - but she will make it quite a way in if not win it (god forbid) and make lots of money by being so stupid!!
:ranting:

Buzz
01-06-2006, 07:35 AM
Nikki is someone that is 'taylor made' for a programme such as this.
She is so spoiled/deluded it's untrue - but she will make it quite a way in if not win it (god forbid) and make lots of money by being so stupid!!
:ranting:
I sort of agree. She is not as stupid as she makes out. Spoilt absolutely by mummy and daddy, never lifted a finger to do a proper days work in her life, but NOT stupid.

Now Jade was stupid, god bless her, but she also had something that endeared her to people, unlike miss Nikki...who is a complete tewat.

Rob
01-06-2006, 06:10 PM
I can't believe that after the week she has had nobody nominated her :ohmy:

Mind you I'm glad - I find her hilarious - keep her in as long as possible!!

maxine
01-06-2006, 06:21 PM
Mind you I'm glad - I find her hilarious - keep her in as long as possible!!

Me too Rob. Her nominations were classic.

Critique
02-06-2006, 07:58 AM
Nikki is about the only real entertainment in the house at the moment. She makes me laugh so much with her face like a slapped behind and her "throwing teddy out the pram" moments. She chews her food like someone with no teeth too.

I just find her watchable whereas most of the others just make me cringe :)

Buzz
02-06-2006, 06:22 PM
I can't believe that after the week she has had nobody nominated her :ohmy:

Mee too, as my nomintions predictions post will prove. I thought everyone would be nominating her....b a s t a r d s..:wallbash:

Cat
02-06-2006, 07:24 PM
For someone who is ex-anorexic (if there is such a thing) she is always chomping away on somthing, jaw swaying from side to side in a loose unhinged manner.

Cat
02-06-2006, 07:53 PM
oh's petes just thrown a goody, she was going on about them nicking the booze last night and Pete said about her pouring a whole pint of milk on her cereal knowing that others needed a cup of tea.

Oh peter you put it so well.

Buzz
02-06-2006, 08:33 PM
For someone who is ex-anorexic (if there is such a thing) she is always chomping away on somthing, jaw swaying from side to side in a loose unhinged manner.
I was thinking much the same, in almost every shot this evening she was filling her face. and she's got a jaw like a monkey.

Bonsai
07-06-2006, 03:11 PM
I was watching Nikki eat last night - and she eats like she has no teeth.

Im fascinated.

maxine
07-06-2006, 06:08 PM
I was watching Nikki eat last night - and she eats like she has no teeth.

Im fascinated.

You're right Bonnie. She eats like an old person who's forgotten to put their teeth in. I said she reminded me of my granny.

maxine
12-06-2006, 06:14 AM
Nikki is the only one who consistently makes me laugh! Last night's 'fat ox' speech didn't fail me.

Bonsai
12-06-2006, 08:53 AM
I have a huge soft spot for Nikki. Mr.B cant stand her as she repeats herself constantly - but i think she is a perfect housemate.

PJ
12-06-2006, 11:22 AM
It's the hand signals - she's so over the top. Loving her work.

MariaRob
12-06-2006, 01:12 PM
Her screeching is ear shattering. She is very entertaining to watch but imagine being in the house with her, you would want to kill her. She has to be one of the most self obsessed people ever, me me me.

Buzz
12-06-2006, 04:04 PM
Have to admit she has grown on me over the past few days, she can be honest about herself too, in her comments about being 24 going on 10 with her tantrums, so I think she should stay a little longer...

Seabreeze
13-06-2006, 06:33 AM
http://www.stewart-t.com/nikki.gif

maxine
17-06-2006, 06:53 AM
I thought Nikki came good last night despite her tantrum over the beer. At least she recognises her faults and apologised to Mikey.

MariaRob
19-06-2006, 10:28 AM
I found her irritating tho with the rant over the air con, I mean if you are cold dont wear skirts that skim your bum! She is amusing from the armchair but she must be a right pain in that house, wouldnt be surprised if she was up again for eviction this week, she never seems to learn does she?

Bonsai
19-06-2006, 10:43 AM
MariaRob, i thought the same. If you're cold ... put a jumper on. She must have one.

Aliceblue
19-06-2006, 06:22 PM
I am a newbie, so hope I don,t tread on anyone,s toes, inadvertantly.
I am supporting Nicky, as she makes me laugh, yes, I know, she is childish and irritating, but such welcome relief, after old Pillow breasts, swearing and moaning, Richard,s manipulating, Lisa,s foulmouthing, and Aislyn,s constant moaning, like water dripping over stones. Rotten that she has been put up for eviction again. But our gal aint dumb, she was second in the perception test, must count for something. Whatever happens she will not need a Footballer to marry, as she will be on the front page of every Mag, making mega bucks.

Patsy
19-06-2006, 08:01 PM
Hi Aliceblue. No toes broken so far. :thumbsup:

I find her entertaining, too, not least for her outrageous tantrums.

Could I just ask you why you use a , instead of a '?

secrets
19-06-2006, 11:25 PM
She really is very funny lol:
http://uploadfile.putfile.com/videos/16917461412.wmv

maxine
20-06-2006, 08:04 AM
I'm beginning to feel sorry for Nikki. I don't know whether she makes herself a victim but I just get the feeling that she is next in line to be bullied.

Bob
02-07-2006, 05:55 PM
I'm torn over Nikki because as much as I enjoy watching her tantrums and her outspokeness I see a staged side to it all which takes the shine off.
You can tell the difference between her just being bonkers Nikki like the incident with in the diary room and the tooth LMAO and playing up to the cameras when she gets that itense look on her face
But entertaining she most cetainly is

Dolores
02-07-2006, 09:23 PM
she was just a dreadful dreadful woman (let's not forget she is 24!!) tonight with the tantrum over the MP3 player not working. She should (but she wont) feel ashamed of herself.

she is a truly awful person, it must be like living on a knife edge with her around wondering where the next totally inexplicable outburst is coming from.

you can bet that Nikki will carry on being Nikki without any consideration to anyone else around her for as long as she breathes. She says she wants to be a "footballers wife" ... i don't think she'll be getting any offers from any footballers when she comes out (not even from a Sunday league team!).

mazwad
02-07-2006, 09:30 PM
Funny how it was hers that didn't work, I bet they did it on purpose as the knew she would have one of her moments. She is still the only one entertaining me in a very sick way, she is childish in the extreme but it would be very quiet without her.

PJ
02-07-2006, 09:38 PM
I think she's funny but tonight was just a bit much.
And have you ever spotted any of her tears during one of these tantrums and crying fits? No, me neither.

MariaRob
03-07-2006, 10:44 AM
I am totally fed up with "scrawny minge" as we call her. The tantrum yesterday firstly over the visor and hat and then the MP3 player was staged and ridiculous and she is just not funny any more. Imagine living with her, you would want to smash that cabbage patch face right in!

Critique
03-07-2006, 04:06 PM
I am totally fed up with "scrawny minge" as we call her. The tantrum yesterday firstly over the visor and hat and then the MP3 player was staged and ridiculous and she is just not funny any more. Imagine living with her, you would want to smash that cabbage patch face right in!

Hahahahaha - scrawny minge - love it :D

Seabreeze
03-07-2006, 05:46 PM
I am totally fed up with "scrawny minge" as we call her. The tantrum yesterday firstly over the visor and hat and then the MP3 player was staged and ridiculous and she is just not funny any more. Imagine living with her, you would want to smash that cabbage patch face right in!
That was so stupid to have a tantrum over that. I would hate to be with her when something seriously goes wrong in her life. What a spoit brat she is.

borneobabe
05-07-2006, 11:22 PM
She is still the most unique housemate in there in my opinion.... still loving her......and hoping she is there for the final four... if not the winner.... Nikki all the way as far as I am concerned.... she has kept Big Brother alive single handedly this year.

Bob
05-07-2006, 11:56 PM
The "it's my bed" play tonight was just too much!!!!!!!!!!!

maxine
06-07-2006, 07:58 AM
The "it's my bed" play tonight was just too much!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm starting to feel embarrassed watching her. She's clearly bonkers.

Bonsai
06-07-2006, 08:14 AM
I love Nikki and i would love for her to win, but i do think expecting to keep two beds is highly selfish. Did she expect one of the new housemates to sleep on the rubber sofa ?

MariaRob
06-07-2006, 09:32 AM
I love Nikki and i would love for her to win, but i do think expecting to keep two beds is highly selfish. Did she expect one of the new housemates to sleep on the rubber sofa ?

She is totally selfish and self absorbed. Did you hear her when Aislyne came onto the Plasma screen, whining that now SHE would be evicted. Its all Me Me, I, I, I. She is mega annoying but we cant help but like her. She is the best of a terrible bunch.

tigger
06-07-2006, 10:26 AM
I thought that display in the diary room was quite disturbing. That was even more abnormal than the rest of Nikki's abnormal behaviour. I do like her though. :D

bridge
06-07-2006, 05:56 PM
I'm starting to feel embarrassed watching her. She's clearly bonkers.

me and my 11 year old watched the live feed of this the morning before she went to school, Nikki going on " it's my bed, it's Nikki's bed" my daughter said to me afterwards" Mum she's nuts"! :laugh:

Seabreeze
06-07-2006, 05:58 PM
me and my 11 year old watched the live feed of this the morning before she went to school, Nikki going on " it's my bed, it's Nikki's bed" my daughter said to me afterwards" Mum she's nuts"! :laugh:
I watched that as well. She had 3 beds and then went down to 2 and she doesn`t want to give any more up. One for sleeping and one for clothes.. What a nut case

Patsy
06-07-2006, 06:38 PM
I loved the look on her face when Mikey was trying to explain, very calmly, how unreasonable she was being and she asked him "what would you do?" She was like a confused toddler and genuinely couldn't understand why there was a problem!