Or Ashleen/Aislene whatever.

I thought I'd start a new thread for my lovely new housemate.

I have to say though, she looks just like your stereotypical, generic, Essex girl model. Cracking figure but a bit of a wonky face.

Anyway, looks like Imogen and Grace already hate her - clearly they feel threatened. Let's hope Aisl...Ashl...Asyl...this new housemate causes a stir.

Crit - any chance of a wee icon for my sig?

She riles me already. Why do 'glamour models' (oooops sorry, she is a promotions girl - probably holding a sign in the high street saying 'Golf sale this way' with an arrow on it) think they all have to have bleach blonde hair, wear fake fur and draw on their eyebrows. Also - why all the makeup ? I think most women benefit from makeup - but someone of her age shouldnt have to slap it on with an industrial sized paintbrush.

I quite liked her so far (mainly cos she's upset the apple cart) but also cos I think she was quite frank with Sezer in the garden and made him say that he'd been bullying people and wasn't afraid to say it again just so that he knows she's got his card marked.

yep, loving the stir this lady has caused!

we asked 1000 nuts mag readers to design a "propa girl" using photoshop and sticky back plastic...

I think its great that she has upset the two "attractive" women (alpha females) in there - Imogen and Grace. They have had their noses put out of joint big time - Hurrah!

But why are Grace and Imogen so jealous ? They are natural girls, whereas Aisleyne is a comic book blonde.

I know if i were in there i wouldnt feel jealousy when i looked in her direction. To me Grace and Imogen are much better looking .... and they are natural.

Read in the Daily Mirror today that Ash-Lynne has a boyfriend who is currently doing a 10 year stetch for armed robbery and has dated Mike Tyson.

Read in the Daily Mirror today that Ash-Lynne has a boyfriend who is currently doing a 10 year stetch for armed robbery and has dated Mike Tyson.


One classy lady

I thought Tyson liked to bypass dating anyhoo?:huh:

I thought Tyson liked to bypass dating anyhoo?:huh:

What do you mean ..... like he moved immediately to 'second base' which is biting their ears off and punching them ?

What do you mean ..... like he moved immediately to 'second base' which is biting their ears off and punching them ?

that he tends to lean towards rape as a method of seduction.

that he tends to lean towards rape as a method of seduction.

I know i shouldnt laugh ..... but you are funny :bag:

nope dont like her, another cheap tart. how many of them is there???!!!!

Read in the Daily Mirror today that Ash-Lynne has a boyfriend who is currently doing a 10 year stetch for armed robbery and has dated Mike Tyson.

Her boyfriend dated Mike Tyson :ohmy:

Were they cell mates or something?

I love the stir she has caused and me thinks there is more to come!
I'm randomly adopting her :w00t:

I'm randomly adopting her :w00t:
Paw's off - she's all mine!

I think she has a lot of potential - especially if Sezar gets booted on friday.

I am going to reserve judgement on her.........................for now.:naughty:

I think she's brilliant!
She prances around with no cothes on and it really winds up Grace and Imogen, her immitations of Nickie were classic and no one really knows how to take her. She comes across as a bit bimbo dimbo but she actually seems to know exactly what she's doing. If it's her game plan then :applause: keep doing it.
Only thing not enjoying is her antics with Glyne- don't get them

I'm liking her too, Bob. So long as she doesn't get too confident. But if her aim is to wind Grace up, it's working a treat.

I can't believe how the 'normals' are being so nasty about her. She seems like good fun. They're taking themselves way too seriously.

I like her, stirring it up and nobodies fool.

without make up however she looks like Nicky Butt

I actually dont like her prancing around in nearly nothing. It irritates me, and i know if i were in the house i would want to wrap a towel around her all the time. Im not a big lover of nudity.

And that bikini last night really was tacky beyond belief. Did she think it was sexy ???

I like the fact she winds the others up ... but im with Grace when she said she thinks she is 'it' and she really isnt.

I wish she'd stop waving her @rse about in the food preparation area, but apart from that I think she's got the potential to stir things up as she's no shrinking violet.

I like her. She's no worse than anyone else in there and a lot better than some. She's not as self-obsessed as most of them. When she's dressed up she looks stunning but she slobs around with no make up on and doesn't keep faffing about with her hair all the time.

When she's dressed up she looks stunning.

Totally disagree here. I think she looks very cheap and tarty,

Totally disagree here. I think she looks very cheap and tarty,

and tell her to put away that flat square spongebob square pants ar$e:ill:

and tell her to put away that flat square spongebob square pants ar$e:ill:
She has got a flat bum hasnt she. I mean, by all means get your bum out if its perfect .... but it isnt.

She has got a flat bum hasnt she. I mean, by all means get your bum out if its perfect .... but it isnt.


she put the implants in the wrong area!

Totally disagree here. I think she looks very cheap and tarty,

You know, when I typed "she looks.." I wasn't sure what to put next. I meant that she looks quite glamorous (ok in a tarty looking way) but I was tired and not thinking clearly so I plucked the word "stunning" out of the air for speed of typing and I just knew that out of everything I said, that would be the thing that everyone picked up on :D

I must pick my words more carefully in future.

I agree, therefore, that "stunning" is not the word but she scrubs up OK and I don't think she looks any more "slapperish" than any of the others who are all wandering around with their flaps down most of the time.

Well you can all say what you like about Aisleyne but tonight she has proved to me that she's one of the nicest girls in the house.

Lea, Richard, Sam, Mikey and Aisleyne were sitting in the lounge area and all except "Ash" were being extremely vulgar. When I say "extremely vulgar" I mean totally gross. Discussing various sex acts and Lea giving a very graphic description of how she likes to give it and take it - it was totally yuk the way she was describing it. I'm broadminded but that woman has absolutely no shame or pride. Richard joined in with a few "gay sex" information and Mikey and Sam said a few less offensive things but the conversation was pretty basic to say the least.

Ash obviously didn't like the conversation and suddenly blurted out "Let's talk about Jesus, or global warming or the war in Iraq". They all laughed but it brought the crude conversation to an end.

I told you she was a good 'un. She's gone even higher in my estimation.

Maybe I'm being biased because she's my random housemate but I'm actually starting to like Aisleyne more and more with every show. I think she is coming across very genuine (and very clever!). It's refreshing to see someone who doesn't take any s.hit but who also doesn't spend every waking moment sitting in a corner bitching about someone.

I hope that Aisleyne is going to sort Grace out before she's evicted on Friday. I'm liking her more and more. She's mint.

I hope that Aisleyne is going to sort Grace out before she's evicted on Friday.

Hm she's all mouth and trousers if you ask me. I think she is wary of Grace, Grace is much more articulate and could out talk her in a row (IMO)

Hm she's all mouth and trousers if you ask me. I think she is wary of Grace, Grace is much more articulate and could out talk her in a row (IMO)

I dont think Ash is as dumb as she looks and I think Gracie is dumber than it looks........ I would very muchly like to see Ash pull Grace about all the spite she is directing at Susie, especially when Grace was fully aware that Susie DIDNT know who she voted for would be up for eviction.........

Im warming to Ash more and more and it makes me roar when she talks in "patois" and called Imogen a "manteef" yesterday when discussing Mikey and how Imogen is getting "cliquie" with him.......will be amusing to see if Imogen and Mikey cop off once Grace is gone - as they are both as interesting as each other :sleepy:

I would love Aisleyne to go on and win this after the way Grace behaved last night. She was the only one who had the balls to stand up to Grace.

I dont like Ash, and so how i laughed when she fell out of bed last night :wink2:

Couldnt of happened to a better person.

I do like Ash but I couldn't help thinking that the falling out of bed looked a little bit "staged". Still, so what, it was funny and at least she doesn't repulse me like the others.

Ash to Win ;)

Aisleyne is my least favourite housemate - I started off quite liking her but she's gone down and down in my estimation until she's reached the bottom.

She outright lied in yesterdays highlight show when she said that she didn't rub the soap on the brush....then stormed off because her team ddin't win.

Her accent sounds very false and forced

She bitches a lot about the other house mates and puts the other housemates down.

What on earth was all they crying about her eyelashes about?

And she always, always has her bum on display!!

......... and she doesn't know what "monarch" means and she thinks the youngest member of The Beatles was Bono. :blink:

I was laughing out loud at the eyelash thing - just struck me as funny. Poor thing looked so pathetic and then had to be squashed into Lea's balloons.

I still can't help liking her but she's not go much competition on the personality stakes, in my opinion. Every other woman in there is worse than her as far as I can tell (with the possible exception of Susie-Who).

......... and she doesn't know what "monarch" means and she thinks the youngest member of The Beatles was Bono. :blink:

Even my 13 year old managed to name 3 of the Beatles.

I wondered if she was trying to play the 'Jade' card. She doesn't come across as that thick on the show.

All I can say about Aislynne is that she looks stunning when made up but dog rough without her slap - just shows what a bit of Max Factor can do for a girl!:blush:

Someone slap this girl ... HARD. I cant stand her, and i havent liked her since the second she walked into the house looking like she was wearing a dead dog around her shoulders.

I cant believe how OTT she was about being nominated. "I thought you all liked me" she wailed. Why ? You have a personality of a plank.

Doesnt she realise that this is a game show, and the aim is to get rid of the other contestants ?

Oh.... I might have to take it all back.......I'm so glad that someone has had the guts to stand up to Lea (as shown on BBLB last night).

No I REALLY want Aisleyne to go into the new house....then Lea will think Ash was exvcted because of the way Ash spoke to her.......and just imagine how miffed Lea wil be when Ash goes back into the main house and they realise she wasn't evicted after all!!

I take it all back - Ash has gone right up in my estimation! (I still wish she'd cover her bum from time to time though)

Oh.... I might have to take it all back.......I'm so glad that someone has had the guts to stand up to Lea (as shown on BBLB last night).

No I REALLY want Aisleyne to go into the new house....then Lea will think Ash was exvcted because of the way Ash spoke to her.......and just imagine how miffed Lea wil be when Ash goes back into the main house and they realise she wasn't evicted after all!!

I take it all back - Ash has gone right up in my estimation! (I still wish she'd cover her bum from time to time though)
My thoughts exactly, Mink.

she was my fav until recently now i prefer Nikki, she gets on my nerves but is funny as hell.

Her laugh is soooo blummin false :bored:

Oh I'm so fickle - I've gone right off Aisleyne again now.......I'm glad she told Lea a few homethruths, but now I've had enough of watching her in the house next door. The sooner she's back in the main house to face the others the better!

I just cannot warm to Aislyne - I find her trashy and I am bored with her in the other house. This is now going on for too long..............

I've always liked Ash and have never seen her as any worse than any of the other HMs and a bit better than some (Lea for example).

I do think the House Next Door thing has gone to her head but the way they have played mind games with her I'm surprised she hasn't been carted away in a straight jacket.

Imagine:

You're out - Upset and worried about the Booing public.
No you're in - Surprise, delight, euphoria
You're in charge of a whole new house - more surprise, delight
You're getting some new housemates - disbelief, elation
Housemates are loud and difficult to control - worry about discovery and doing a proper job without antagonising them.
You have to evict them to their face - shock, horror, worry
You have to do the first one NOW! - panic, feeling under huge pressure
Hearing Jayne next door - WTF?

They're really screwing with her - no wonder she "passed out" on the bed after a small glass of wine yesterday.

So, although she's not been perfect I do think she's had a lot to deal with and am trying to imagine Nikki in the same situation - she would have gone into meltdown by now. :wacko:

I've always liked Ash and have never seen her as any worse than any of the other HMs and a bit better than some (Lea for example).

I do think the House Next Door thing has gone to her head but the way they have played mind games with her I'm surprised she hasn't been carted away in a straight jacket.

Imagine:

You're out - Upset and worried about the Booing public.
No you're in - Surprise, delight, euphoria
You're in charge of a whole new house - more surprise, delight
You're getting some new housemates - disbelief, elation
Housemates are loud and difficult to control - worry about discovery and doing a proper job without antagonising them.
You have to evict them to their face - shock, horror, worry
You have to do the first one NOW! - panic, feeling under huge pressure
Hearing Jayne next door - WTF?

They're really screwing with her - no wonder she "passed out" on the bed after a small glass of wine yesterday.

So, although she's not been perfect I do think she's had a lot to deal with and am trying to imagine Nikki in the same situation - she would have gone into meltdown by now. :wacko:
Great post. Agree 100%.

Still think she's hamming it up for the cameras.

As an aside, I came across a reference to Trashleyne in an unlikely place - this week's Private Eye:

Dumb Britain

Big Brother, C4

Questioner: Who was the first British monarch to be divorced?
Aisleyne: What's a monarch?
Questioner: A king or queen.
Aisleyne: Oh ... Charles.

Questioner: Who was the youngest member of the Beatles?
Aisleyne: Bono.

I saw this on BBLB, Dave. Actually, when she questioned what a monarch was, she was told "a member of the royal family". That's why she said Charles.

Just for clarity, you understand. :)

Glad you corrected that Patsy, it might have given the impression she's a bit thick.

Cant wait for Trashlene (great name by the way) to go back into the Big House, is that today or tomorrow? Their faces are going to be a picture and the back biting and bitched going into the stratesphere! Hurrah!

According to Yahoo its going to be tonight MariaRob.

I have my popcorn and bottle of plonk ready :kid:

According to Yahoo its going to be tonight MariaRob.

I have my popcorn and bottle of plonk ready :kid:

i'm ready too!

I would like Ash to saunter back into the house at the very second that Lea is leaving ... Lea's reaction would be priceless ...

So is Lea / Richard leaving this evening ? Is there an extra show on ?

Hahaha - did you all see Richards mind working overtime when Aisleyne went back in, and Jayne was telling him the history of the house next door.

He was thinking....They've been in there for a week with Aisleyne. Now four of them are over here. That's 4 extra housemates that Aisleyne has had a chance to bond with.....

And Nikki's face was a picture.

I wasn't a gfan of this extra house thingy, but I'm starting to think it might be interesting now :laugh:

Well I found that extremely disturbing. I can't believe anyone can seriously think Aisleyne was faking it as many forum members (on Big Brother website) have said. She was really devastated.

Jayne was busy spreading her venom while Ash was trying to decide - whispering about her to all the other housemates. Jayne hates her. She was saying she was a f'ing idiot. Ash is in bits and Jayne is a two-faced mare. Grrrrrrr! I hope she's out next week.

Well I found that extremely disturbing. I can't believe anyone can seriously think Aisleyne was faking it as many forum members (on Big Brother website) have said. She was really devastated.

I thought her distress was genuine too. Those tears were real and her face was all blotchy from crying. And I noticed that she didn't make any effort to check her appearance before going into the diary room, which is the usual sign of someone who is acting for the cameras.

I really do think she has found it very stressful to be the sole decision maker as to who get to have a chance at their dream and who doesn't.

I didn't see the bit with Jayne slagging her off, but I'm guessing that if you did, then other people will have done too and it will do Jayne no favours at eviction time.

I am another who believes she was genuinely upset and Jayne is proving to be quite a backstabber.

I am another who believes she was genuinely upset and Jayne is proving to be quite a backstabber.

Yeah me too even though it was painful to watch after 2 minutes.
And Jayne, OMG they are going mad about her over on digi spy I think she is the most hated BB housemate ever!

I think her distress was genuine - but only in worrying about how she would come across. A good twist would've been to offer Ash the choice to evict herself and then see how quickly she could come to a decison.

I think her distress was genuine - but only in worrying about how she would come across. A good twist would've been to offer Ash the choice to evict herself and then see how quickly she could come to a decison.
Ooohhh how evil .... and how wonderful would that have been :laugh:

I thought the tears were genuine at first - and then totally OTT. That girl deserves an oscar.

Its pathetic really. She knew the guy for a week, and she knows how the game works - cos thats all it is, a game.

If i were in there im sure i would of shed a tear, and im sure i would of been mortified that i had to be the sole evicter ....... but it was so over the top it was bordering on pathetic.

I thought the tears were genuine at first - and then totally OTT. That girl deserves an oscar..

Felt sorry for her at first but the wailing just went on for too long, you would think she was sending Jonathan to the gallows rather than just evicting him from a gameshow.

Although I'm not an Aisleyne fan, I really could understand where she was coming from. She had to make a decision that would affect someone's life and I think she felt the pressure from it. What she had to go through was enough to be a catalyst for the crying episode. It was a pure release of emotions that probably have been bottled up for the last week. I think she had the right to wail and cry for as long as it took.

And it looked good for the cameras, and it got her lots of sympathy from the bloke she evicted.

Its pathetic really. She knew the guy for a week, and she knows how the game works - cos thats all it is, a game.



A week can be a long time when you are cooped up with someone 24/7 in 2 rooms.

It was a bit OTT but I believe it was mostly genuine.

I thought it was awful to see Aisleyne so upset last night - I really felt for her. I hope they give her a break this week and don't nominate her.

I heard Jayne say to Nikki last night 'don't worry, she'll be nominated next week anyway'!!!!

I heard Jayne say to Nikki last night 'don't worry, she'll be nominated next week anyway'!!!!
She should be punished then. Surely this constitutes as "talking about nominations"

I did'nt feel sorry for Aisleyne as she knew she would be going into the main house anyway, but i did feel sorry for Jonathan he seemed a really nice guy.