View Full Version : I'll have a one-way ticket to...please.
Woodstock 27-06-2006, 01:14 AM The year is 16,048 and through remarkable feats of human engineering, we have long-since transformed the other eights planets of our solar system into habitable, fully-solidified (and no longer gaseous) spherical abodes for mankind to take up residence on...
Fortunately for the members of SO, we were all cryogenically-preserved and have all successfully managed to emerge in the exact same condition and form as that in which we had been when first inserted inside of our individual cryochambers...
Now, we have been asked to split up and go our own separate ways. it is now required of us to select which of the nine planets we wish to travel to in order to take up our permanent residence on...
You may choose to remain on Earth (though you still have to travel back there...as currently we are all floating in the vast emptiness of Outer Space), or you might be feeling slightly adventurous and wish to discover what's going down on Mercury, Venus, or Mars...
And if you really want to push the boat out, there is Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (..and most definitely not mine), and Neptune to explore...
And if you just want to soddin'-well get away from it all (...and the rest of us) you might be choosing the hermit-like bliss awaiting you at Pluto...
The choice is all yours...(select your destination now via the poll above - i myself have chosen not to vote just yet as you would all probably just leave me all by my lonesome on a hostile rock thousands upon thousands if not millions of light years from human contact :ill:...just kidding...though it is probably true...just kidding again...no i am...really!...i've chosen Neptune...might see ya there!) :bye:
Aondeag 27-06-2006, 08:08 AM ooh...what if a gal wants to go to the planet Vulcan....
wish someone would hurry up and discover it.
:drinking:
Think it's peopled with little green fellers.
Dolores 27-06-2006, 05:14 PM i've ticked Uranus ... cos saying it never fails to make me laff!! :laugh:
Patsy 27-06-2006, 06:09 PM I wouldn't mind getting my jollies on Mars. :wink_kiss
I wouldn't mind getting my jollies on Mars. :wink_kiss
Might be able to help you out there Pats
Let me just launch my space ship.
Patsy 27-06-2006, 07:54 PM Wow! What fantastic thrust. :w00t:
I think my ticket is already stamped for Hell...:devil:
Slipper 28-06-2006, 08:08 AM I am afraid this poll is null and void.
Whilst you have managed to make uninhabitale places habitable, made it possible to travel over distances that would require light years (I therefore would not survive the journey to said destination)....My trust in your abilities are truely flawed on the simple basis of your numeracy skills and planetary knowledge.
you said
we have long-since transformed the other eights planets of our solar system into habitable, fully-solidified (and no longer gaseous) spherical abodes for mankind to take up residence on...
Yet you have listed several other locations/destinations. 50% more!
I shall therefore join Buzz at my preordained location (with bad girls, liquer and song) in hell!
Woodstock 28-06-2006, 03:50 PM I am afraid this poll is null and void.
you have listed several other locations/destinations. 50% more!
But that was purely for the sake of variety and choice...:cry:
I just reckoned some of you may find a journey to Saturn too tiresome and might rather just hop on a comet and cruise around the galaxy...jeez, so ungrateful...:wacko:
Never mind Woodstock.
There are plenty of seats on the train to hell. Hop on!
Woodstock 28-06-2006, 07:37 PM Never mind Woodstock.
There are plenty of seats on the train to hell. Hop on!
...I'm already there!:devil:
Coastie 29-06-2006, 08:12 AM i HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS BEING 'oUT THERE LIKE pLUTO' IN THE PAST SO i GUESS i'LL GO THERE!
OOO CAPS LOCK!:wallbash:
Slipper 29-06-2006, 09:20 AM The announcement said that the cancellations were due to the wrong kind of space
http://dkirkham.myby.co.uk/spacetimes.jpg
Woodstock 29-06-2006, 02:36 PM i HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS BEING 'oUT THERE LIKE pLUTO' IN THE PAST SO i GUESS i'LL GO THERE!
OOO CAPS LOCK!:wallbash:
...omg! can't even notice that CAPS LOCK is on...
the planet Coastie---> :wacko:
...yOU'RE so OUT THERE cOASTIE...YOU ARE YOU KNOW...YOU'RE soo OUT THERE!!
Woodstock 29-06-2006, 02:42 PM The announcement said that the cancellations were due to the wrong kind of space
...this simply is not on!...mission control gave me their solemn word that all departures would run according to schedule...
...is there any word on Neptune??...i need to know about Neptune!! :cool1:
bridge 29-06-2006, 05:25 PM I picked the International Space Station as hope there would be some hunky men in suits there that i could ravish.:naughty: :shutup:
Woodstock 29-06-2006, 05:51 PM I picked the International Space Station as hope there would be some hunky men in suits there that i could ravish.:naughty: :shutup:
:bored: 'fraid not petal...just three ugly Russian blokes and a chimpanzee!
...are you still going?
bridge 30-06-2006, 03:56 PM :bored: 'fraid not petal...just three ugly Russian blokes and a chimpanzee!
...are you still going?
Awwwwwww bum, how good looking is the Chimp? :w00t: hee
Woodstock 30-06-2006, 08:05 PM Awwwwwww bum, how good looking is the Chimp? :w00t: hee
...looks a bit like Pete Sampras...is that good?
bridge 01-07-2006, 12:43 PM ...looks a bit like Pete Sampras...is that good?
No that's bad, there would be more hair on Pete than the Chimp i would think.
now if the Chimp looked like Agassi !! :naughty: Now your talking Kid.
Woodstock 01-07-2006, 06:08 PM No that's bad, there would be more hair on Pete than the Chimp i would think.
now if the Chimp looked like Agassi !! :naughty: Now your talking Kid.
...ohh not more Agassi-mania!...he's old hat now...
...did the Nadal bloke knock him out?...literally?? :sly:
bridge 02-07-2006, 02:42 PM hey Woody am liking the new Elvis hairdo. :w00t:
~~~you ain't nothin but a hound dawg, crying all the time~~~~
Woodstock 02-07-2006, 07:20 PM hey Woody am liking the new Elvis hairdo. :w00t:
~~~you ain't nothin but a hound dawg, crying all the time~~~~
...yeah?
...it's kind of an Elvis Presley/Gregory Hines fusion thing that's going down with me at the moment...glad you like it! :good:
gatubela 10-07-2006, 03:52 PM I need to know where Vin Diesel is before I make my decision.
Or can we clone personal versions of him by then?
Coastie 10-07-2006, 09:26 PM I need to know where Vin Diesel is before I make my decision.
Or can we clone personal versions of him by then?
Just his bottom half surely Gat...I went to the pictures with him once you know...it was th world premier of 'A Man Apart' ...I was in L.A. and me and my mate blagged our way in....Vin was there too and we got free pop corn and coke! :w00t: Naff film though...:sad:
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