So what have you done today?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

Cue Dol:laugh: :laugh:

Didn't Lucy at one time do this?

I'm usually a 3 or 4, although tend towards 1s at monthly intervals. Why is that, I wonder? Are they connected in some way?

Had a bad case of the 6s last Thursday, but haven't had a 7 in ages.

Cue Dol:laugh: :laugh:

Didn't Lucy at one time do this?

I won't let you down Tigger! (nice to see you posting btw! :bye: )


Since I have been on a diet and been eating really healthy I've had very normal poohs and regularly do a type 4 (which is good!).

I would like to hear Andrea's husband's contribution as I know he is also an avid pooh inspector and like me likes to share his findings!! :pooh: (figuratively not literally of course!)

Thank you Dol for welcoming me back :D

WB from me too Tiggs nice to see you.

Back on topic unfortunately my normal is 1 and if I am lucky 2, today is a big fat 0 which again is normal for me. I am taking co codamol and they make things even worse.

Thank you Mazwad. :)

Right now I know I'm a one, I'm in agony with my IBS right at this moment. aaarrrggghhh!

I would like to hear Andrea's husband's contribution as I know he is also an avid pooh inspector and like me likes to share his findings!! :pooh: (figuratively not literally of course!)


Lol Dol :laugh:
But actually since he's become a house hubby and now I'm out at work, I've not heard much from him lately.
Maybe his bowels just aren't working at all!

You wake up after a heavy night boozing, hungover. You shuffle into the bathroom and sit on the pan. You end up doing an enormous Type 3 then feel like you've lost about a stone. Best feeling ever :thumbsup:

jaysus you guys....you are all showing off because you CAN poooo!!!!!

having been on morphine and other opiate based medications for longer than I care to remember, I have difficulty in this area, so am forever taking laxatives and mother feeds me loads of fruit, smoothies, veg, you blummin well name it.....all to keep me regular..............

the only thing that seems to do the trick lately is the flippin anti-biotics I am taking (AGAIN...... I keep getting infections and abcesses in my mouth cos my teeth are also falling out - ANOTHER side effect from the goddamn opiates!!!!! im back at the dentist Monday!!!)

Im sure if I were an animal they would have put me down by now :wacko: :pimp:

You wake up after a heavy night boozing, hungover. You shuffle into the bathroom and sit on the pan. You end up doing an enormous Type 3 then feel like you've lost about a stone. Best feeling ever :thumbsup:

LMAO :laugh: :laugh:

I wouldn't know what you mean Peej...:whistling:

Mine are generally of the semi-soft pebbly variety (type 5) :pooh: - and there is little to wipe afterwards...

Mine are generally of the semi-soft pebbly variety (type 5) :pooh: - and there is little to wipe afterwards...
I find that as well. I have a talent of being able to nick the end of it just right.

I find that as well. I have a talent of being able to nick the end of it just right.

And very satisfying that is to! :good:

Timing! Do we all remember where it started?

My 5 month old started giving the signals this week that he was ready for solid food, and his first attempt he guzzled a whole banana, day 2 another one.

Before he was giving a couple of runnyish mustardy poops a day (breast fed), as they do, then suddenly - no poops for 2 days.

Then today, his eyes opened wider than they had ever done, and he panicked! Out came a monster. It was pretty firm, and looong, and he had no idea what was happening to him!

So, I don't remember either, but it seems the first one is a bit of a shock!

I assured him they get to be fun later, but I 'm not sure he understood.

Timing! Do we all remember where it started?

My 5 month old started giving the signals this week that he was ready for solid food, and his first attempt he guzzled a whole banana, day 2 another one.

Before he was giving a couple of runnyish mustardy poops a day (breast fed), as they do, then suddenly - no poops for 2 days.

Then today, his eyes opened wider than they had ever done, and he panicked! Out came a monster. It was pretty firm, and looong, and he had no idea what was happening to him!

So, I don't remember either, but it seems the first one is a bit of a shock!

I assured him they get to be fun later, but I 'm not sure he understood.

Hi gatubela

Lol! Loudly!!!!!! :applause:

I have to say that is the funniest post that I have read on this forum (or any other for that matter) for quite some time.

Excellent stuff! :D

Between my M.A.L.T. Syndrome and GERD and IBS...1-7 on any given day...just have to see what happens. I've had a 1 turn immediately into a 7, no other levels in-between!!:huh:

Type 3 followed by a few type 5 today unheard of for me and my usual rabbits droppings. I have puzzled over this and can't think of anything different I ate yesterday. It has inspired a little ditty.

A decent poo at last, thank god
like shucking peas out from a pod
I sit here with a silly grin
Its deffo better out than in.

Timing! Do we all remember where it started?

My 5 month old started giving the signals this week that he was ready for solid food, and his first attempt he guzzled a whole banana, day 2 another one.

Before he was giving a couple of runnyish mustardy poops a day (breast fed), as they do, then suddenly - no poops for 2 days.

Then today, his eyes opened wider than they had ever done, and he panicked! Out came a monster. It was pretty firm, and looong, and he had no idea what was happening to him!

So, I don't remember either, but it seems the first one is a bit of a shock!

I assured him they get to be fun later, but I 'm not sure he understood.

Hilarious:laugh:
My 5 year old son sits on the toilet, strains like some huge tree trunk is coming out, then we hear the landing of said tree trunk and sometimes get some stray water flying around between his legs, and when he gets off the toilet we find he has passed a huge tree trunk.:w00t:
I have no idea how on earth a little boy can pass such huge logs! He is amazing!:w00t:

Hilarious:laugh:
My 5 year old son sits on the toilet, strains like some huge tree trunk is coming out, then we hear the landing of said tree trunk and sometimes get some stray water flying around between his legs, and when he gets off the toilet we find he has passed a huge tree trunk.:w00t:
I have no idea how on earth a little boy can pass such huge logs! He is amazing!:w00t:

lol! i've heard the expression "out of the mouths of babes" ... but not "out of the a*** of babes" :w00t:

I bet his dad is impressed! :good:

I heard today that some babies learn to open their nappies and be extremely proud of their poos, to the extent that they try paint their version of the Mona Lisa on the walls.

Please, please, tell me I didn't do that.

Dear G...14 years working in daycare and 2 boys, sadly it's true. And I've had more than one have a 'taste test', including my youngest.:huh:

Padlock those nappies!

MissG...:sick: In order to take my mind off this image I am forced to think of piles...they're a less vomit enducing thought!

Ive been eating an awful lot of dried and fresh fruit .... and this morning my poo was a bit :sick:

Whatever you do don't eat a whole pack of dried apricots.......

Then I chowed some prunes and raw carrots on top to make it worse.

Invoke the god of wind, he cameth............

We live, we learn.