I dont know if you have had a welcome thread (couldnt see one), but i must say how much i love your user name. It makes me smile every time i see you online.

Welcome (albeit belated)

Oh how pleasant.

To save any unneeded wondering I am actually an ex-member. WOW that sounds so formal, like I divorced you all. Oh well it wasn't really a divorce, but you get the idea.

You have no idea how appropriate my name is right now - well not the chicken bit, but I am absolutely ROASTING.

To save any unneeded wondering I am actually an ex-member.

Are you going to unveil yourself, or remain incognito ??? Ooohhhh how wonderfully intreguing.

Nah think I shall remain under a pseudonym achieving a Zorro-like existence, minus the sword, cape and swashbuckling moustachio.

Although if you want to know, 'Private Message' me as one used to say and I'll probably tell you.

NO, don't tell them. It'll make you much more intiguing being incognito - once you're unmasked the fascination disappears.

Shut up frog face. I'd like to know.

NO, don't tell them. It'll make you much more intiguing being incognito - once you're unmasked the fascination disappears.

what's intriguing about an ex-poster who lurks and has only now revealed themselves to be an ex-poster in the hope of stirring up a frenzy of fascination? they need to get a life! :applause: and so does anyone else who gives a rats ar£e!!! :kid:


psst - Pm coming your way chickenbreast!!! :devil: :bag:

Golly, surely there's enough limelight to spare a little for a returning prodigal, Dol?

Welcome back, whomever you are. :w00t:


Unless you're Claire or the wickedwelshwitch.

prodigals returning are fine ... we will kill a fatted calf for them post haste!

Actually, who gives a stuff if they're prodigal or not, we need their blood whoever they are :cool:

Actually, who gives a stuff if they're prodigal or not, we need their blood whoever they are :cool:

some blood is more scarey and unwelcome that other blood though

Dab would be my returning demon!! :devil:

ILS would be my returning angel!! :angel:


but that's just my opinion you understand!

so come who would you guys most like Roastchicken to be? and most dread him/her being? purely for fun of course!

I'm pretty sure it's neither of them.

I wouldn't care who it was just as long as they contributed something worthwhile, instead of sitting there making the place look untidy.

I'm pretty sure it's neither of them.

I wouldn't care who it was just as long as they contributed something worthwhile, instead of sitting there making the place look untidy.

that would be the ideal, wouldn't it. alas I don't think they want to play ball with the likes of us ... which is probably why they left in the first place.


.... do you know I've forgotten what the thread of this thread was now!! :mellow:

I would dearly dearly LOVE it to be Ceridwen.

PLease please please please please

I was just thinking the same thing, Dol. This is the roastchicken thread, not the non-posters! :laugh:

Edit: Oooooohhhh, yes! Yes! Yes! Me three. *crosses everything*

THis person seems literate and can string their sentences together very well, so it can't really be someone from SO.

Excuuuuuuuuuuse me! I assume you meant an ex-member? :evilmad:

dunno about anyone else but I haven't half got a hankering for a roast chicken dinner now!

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let's hope we don't have a mysterious member called "large vodka and tonic" turn up otherwise I might get very very drunk! :w00t:


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Surely they would have to be called "several large vodka and tonics"? I've seen how much you can drink! ;)

Welcome anyway Roast Chicken whether you are Ils Ceri or Karenh, all of which I would like to see back posting on here, or someone I have not yet met a very warm welcome to you.

Welcome RC...hope you enjoy it here!!:applause:

Cheers lads - have told the ones who asked who I 'am' or 'was' or whatever... hmm it's all very Descartes is it not? It is. Or maybe it isn't. Is it? No it's not.

I think my anonymity is basically for my own personal sanity... I'm not going to be here very much and its a safeguard against getting sucked into the vortex all over again. Check it

Huge welcome backs chick, even though you're not Ceridwen :good:

Welcome whoever you are :wave:

IF YOUR TAKING THE PEE AND RUNNING BACK TO ANOTHER FORUM TO MOCK THOSE WHO HAVE WELCOMED YOU BACK HERE YOU CAN GO SUCK ON THE BREASTS OF JOHN PRESCOT WHILE SITTING IN A POOL OF SNAIL POO FOR ALL I CARE...:ranting:

HOWEVER...IF YOU ARE GENUINELY INTERESTED IN RETRUNING TO THIS SITE, ALBEIT UNDER A NEW GUISE, HAVING LEARNT FROM THE PAST THEN WELCOME! :applause: :hug:

OH AND SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS...I WASN'T SHOUTING IT'S JUST I FORGOT TO CANCEL IT AFTER TAKING A WORK RELATED MESSAGE! :bag:

YOU CAN GO SUCK ON THE BREASTS OF JOHN PRESCOT WHILE SITTING IN A POOL OF SNAIL POO FOR ALL I CARE...:ranting:

What a lovely image :huh:

What a lovely image :huh:

Tis int it...I'm quite chuffed with that one! :cool2:

Hello Roasty, and welcome.......................................agai n.

Well, I've never gotten bad rep for welcoming someone, but if that's how you feel...bless your little heart.

"several large vodka and tonics"?
*cough*

"Large vodkas and tonic", surely. ;)

IF YOUR TAKING THE PEE AND RUNNING BACK TO ANOTHER FORUM TO MOCK THOSE WHO HAVE WELCOMED YOU BACK HERE YOU CAN GO SUCK ON THE BREASTS OF JOHN PRESCOT WHILE SITTING IN A POOL OF SNAIL POO FOR ALL I CARE...:ranting:

HOWEVER...IF YOU ARE GENUINELY INTERESTED IN RETRUNING TO THIS SITE, ALBEIT UNDER A NEW GUISE, HAVING LEARNT FROM THE PAST THEN WELCOME! :applause: :hug:

OH AND SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS...I WASN'T SHOUTING IT'S JUST I FORGOT TO CANCEL IT AFTER TAKING A WORK RELATED MESSAGE! :bag:

Easy Tiger let bygones be bygones A :sly:

Hell have no fury like a woman scorned