Big apologies Haydon - i have asked in the TV section if you would produce a new section for this show .... and you have.

Its just a shame it clashes with BB tonight. How silly :bored:

I didn't realise this started tonight! Thanks Bonnie, I'd have missied it if I'd not seen your post!

So, did anyone watch ?????

I never thought i would say it ... but i like Alicia Duvall :unsure:

I watched it....OHMIGOD!
that woman who did not know where American was!!! Cringe.
If i were her parents I would be demanding my money back from that big fancy school.
And I can't believe that the lovely pierce brosnan would have such an 'oaf' for a son.I know it's early days yet but I really would not give tuppence for any of the men on the isand.Keith Duffy made me smile a bit with his bed phobia, but that was about it.(hee..have to say..i'd be exactly the same, about sharing a bed.)
Really enjoyed it though.
Sophie (the model? not sure what she does) is a pain in the ass.She is absolutely stunning...but really.....ya could'nt be listening to her whine and sob like that.

And I can't believe that the lovely pierce brosnan would have such an 'oaf' for a son.

I dont know for sure, but i dont think Pierce is his biological father. I think he adopted him.

Oh...right. I just think it's hilarious the way he is imitating his dad's accent.
And Pierce Brosnan does not even speak like that naturally.......
He might actually be kind of ok..and sweet....but first impressions are that he is a bit bland.
The girl from Eternal is really pretty.....

IKeith Duffy made me smile a bit with his bed phobia, but that was about it.(hee..have to say..i'd be exactly the same, about sharing a bed.)
Really .

Ha ha - its Shane Lynch - right group (Boyzone) wrong person. I saw a bit of this but only knew who Shane and Sophie Anderton were? Am I getting old? As for that plonker that is Piers Brosnan's son, words fail me, the only thing he has in his favour is that he looks a big like Suggs. I had to smirk in a mean kind of way when no-one picked the I LOVE MYSELF Sophie Anderton and she was left a singleton on the beach. I thought it was quite boring and won't be tempting me away from Big Brother. I thought the female presenter was pants as well - sorry - didnt think she was much of an improvement personality and dress wise from the last one!

I agree about the presenter.I can see her turning out to be a right pain.
And her hair! Desperate!
You cant' appear on telly with vile hair.Kelly Brooke was much more classy.
I had to laught when yer woman (the kiss and tell girl) moaned about her hair getting ruined in the water.
Er...did she not SEEE her hair before she even got in the water!!!!!!!
It was desperate! The colour..the texture...it was all streally...like a banshee.
Who is the little girl who spent ages curling her hair and never said a word.
She is really pretty...but that seems to be all she has going for her.
She said everyone would know who she is because of her famous father...but i'd never heard of him.
I just cant get over the fact that a 'kiss and tell' girl constitutes a 'celebrity'.
Lol.

Aondeag - are you referring to the Gasgoine (sp) girl ? Her step dad was a famous footballer Paul who beat up her mother. She supposedly hates him and has nothing to do with him ... but she still trades on his name.

I loved Kelly Brook last year. I know she had trouble with the auto cue, but i enjoyed her outfits and how shocked she looked when Patrick did his quips.

I thought she was a Producer of last years show, so how did they get rid of her ?

Oh thanks Bonsai..yes..that must be her.It was an unusual sounding name...
Like you say: If she hates her step dad and wants nothing to do with him...
WHY the blazes is she still using his name!!!!!!!
That other little blond fella is a bit weird.I can't decide if he is going to become a sexual pest (like danan last year) or whether he is just laughably harmless.I don't like the way he talks about women...but that could just be bravado.
I think it's going to be interesting enough.

Oh pants!!
My freeview won't pickup ITV or ITV2 at the moment, so I set the recorder for the terrestrial TV......and it didn't record. :(

I saw a few glimpses of the programme, but not enough to form an impression of the contestants......maybe tonight I'll have more luck

That other little blond fella is a bit weird.

He is isnt he. He only looks about 12 years old, but he is apparently 24.

I cant see him finding love with any of the 'model' types there - but he might win a few fans along the way.

What did anyone think of the outfit that the posh girl..(voctoria..? the one who did'nt know where america was) was wearing?
She had this vile boho-type vibe going on...with COWBOY boots.
Cowboy boots.....on a holiday island!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone else was wearing flip flops etc...but not her!
Laughable!

I thought Brendan came across quite well last night. I can see he and Sophie getting it on at some stage - especially as he said that she was the type he would normally go for, but didn't choose her at the beginning!

His feminine side will really come out when he gives her his shoulder to cry on.

What is he famous for? He seems like he has a brain at least, AND his geography is pretty good.(tho' the competition was not too hot, still laughing at the 'south Africa' bit!!!) Doh!
I think he kind of likes Victoria as well.

I have just read this in Heat Magazine (so it must be true). Pandora will be chuffed :laugh:

Paul Danan is going on Love Island as a guest. Apparently there will be a few guests over the 7 weeks, and ITV bosses are hoping that Paul will stir things up and that he will repear his behaviour of last year with all the girlies. They also think it will be funny having Victoria Hervey on the show as he flirted hugely and declared love for her sister Isabella.

:applause:

OH goody!
That sounds evil.
urgh tho'.....hope his hair is somewhat better than last year!

IPaul will stir things up and that he will repear his behaviour of last year with all the girlies. :

You mean they hope he will get totally p**ed and be abusive and a total pain in the neck. Is that what they are depending on for viewing figures? This won't be tempting me away from Big Brother I am afraid, they will have to do better than that.

You mean they hope he will get totally p**ed and be abusive and a total pain in the neck.

Hopefully ... yeah. If they all sat around drinking cups of tea it would be deadly boring.

Somebody should tell that Brosnan chap that james bond is only a fictional character.He obviously fancies himself as a bit of a charmer.
(LOL..he might as well....no body else will)
It was very ignorant the way the boys excluded Bianca while they were fawning all over the playgirl.They were all over her like a rash, and they totally ignored Bianca.I'd have walked away.

What i hate about this show (so far) is the way the girls are treated as though they are in a cattle market.

Its the men who choose their 'partner' and they walk up and down the line while the girls fawn before picking the one they want to spend time with.

It truly is sickening. Havent they heard of womens lib.

Oh yes..it's totally sexist.And most of the guys are proud of their sexist attitude.That guy from the band....honestly...what a chauvanist.
I can't get over the way Alicia did'nt wash her hands before touching the food last night. OR tie back her strealy hair while preparing the food.
Not that much preparation goes into opening a can, yet she still needed 3 guys around helping her.
sigh...........

Im sure last year they had all their meals cooked for them by the 'staff' too.

Why this year is it the 'little womans' job ?

I hope the men have to take a turn.

I don't really remember the procedure for meals last year.They did seem to have more staff tho'.....hee...I liked the way the staff were inteviewd so they could bitch about them.
I DO remember isabel from last year being all freaky about egg whites and energy bars.
I'm sure the guys will get a chance to brag in the kitchen.....

Im sure last year they had all their meals cooked for them by the 'staff' too.

Why this year is it the 'little womans' job ?

I hope the men have to take a turn.
They said at the start of the series this year that there would be no staff and the 'celebs' would have to look after themselves.
It isn't particularly the 'little womans' job but the single persons job.
Not sure how that is going to work once voting out starts.
Presumably if 2 girls get voted out that would leave the guy as the single and he would have to do all the work! :D

What made me laugh about the 'cooking' last night was the bread - it was either 2 inches thich or falling to bits!

and 'mauled' to bits by herself...after first putting her hands all over her faked tanned face and hair and stuff.....
urgh!

It isn't particularly the 'little womans' job but the single persons job.

You are right, but the single person will always be a woman as there are more women than men. Like you say, this may well change when the voting commences ... and i hope it does.

So Shane Lynch has taken a vow of celibacy and his born again christian-ness means he wont share a bed (even to sleep) with anyone of the opposite sex.

You can almost hear the producers screaming, "whaaaaatttttttttttttttttt????"

Who the hell does Chris Brosnan think he is (apart from an utter cock?)? He certainly hasnt inherited his father's looks....:unsure:

Alicia Douvall - lights on, nobodys home.

Brenda Cole - hideously ugly ponce from Strictly Come Dancing

Sophie Anderton - mememememememememememememememememememee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Who the hell are the rest???? :wallbash:

I've just been watching about ten minutes worth of this pile of televisual crap...some towel slapping going on, and some red-bikinied vixen lingering around some Black bloke who clearly knew he'd be seeing some action tonight, but still played it cool.

The American chap (no idea who he is, nor for that matter do i have any clue who the rest are...and i don't care...just don't care!:bored:), well, he's positively annoying, and i just cannot believe this garbage has made it back on our tv screens...

...oh by the way...did anyone fall off a horse and break a leg??...or an arm at the very least??

I'm suspecting that this is what the American's have their prisoners doing over at Guantanamo...thinking up endless crappy tv reality shows for the British public to digest. Somebody's guilty of it!

And we helped them out with Iraq! Incredible!

(hee...well..they DID save your butts during WW2..)

I missed friday and saturday nights, but I thought last night was really good.
The delusion of Sophie Anderton makes excellent television viewing!!!!

The delusion of Sophie Anderton makes excellent television viewing!!!!

Is this the same Sophie Anderton who appeared on I'm A Cele...


...please tell me it's not! That would be drastic...desperate and drastic!

Is this the same Sophie Anderton who appeared on I'm A Cele...


...please tell me it's not! That would be drastic...desperate and drastic!

:applause: fraid it is Woody:applause:

The best news is, Steve-O from Jackass joins them tonight....hurrah!!!!!! Im deflecting to LI from BB in protest of Nikki being booted:laugh:

And Steve-O, being the total gent he is, has said he will "do it" live on TV with whichever bird is up for it........the blond American piece is my guess, cant recall her name sorry........

:applause: fraid it is Woody:applause:

The best news is, Steve-O from Jackass joins them tonight....hurrah!!!!!!


...so then who is the American bloke already there?? :unsure:

...so then who is the American bloke already there?? :unsure:

Is it Chris Brosnan? Do you know what Steve-O looks like?

sorry dont mean to sound condescending :blush:

Im sure Steve-O hasnt gone in yet - he is shaven headed with LOADS of tattoos including his own portrait on his back:shocking:

Is it Chris Brosnan? Do you know what Steve-O looks like?

sorry dont mean to sound condescending :blush:

Im sure Steve-O hasnt gone in yet - he is shaven headed with LOADS of tattoos including his own portrait on his back:shocking:

I don't know what either looks like!:bored:...but you didn't condescend.

...well, actually i know what Steve-O looks like now, as the person you described with all the tattoes and lack of hair is surely him - fits the description to a tee!

But then again, you never mentioned 'annoying', 'crazy', 'childish', or 'obnoxious'...

Please don't tell me there's going to be two of these types on the show...not that i can give Hippo's hindquarters...i won't be watching anyway...well, perhaps a ten minutes allowance at most, per night...just to check if a Hezbollah rocket hasn't gone astray and 'unfortunately' landed on this island they're staying at... :sunb:

now youre not getting him mixed up with yer man from Boyzone are you, Shane wotsit, hes all shaved and tattooed up, but hes from the Emerald Isle not US.......

Oh I dunno Woody, I only started watching last night :wink2:

now youre not getting him mixed up with yer man from Boyzone are you, Shane wotsit, hes all shaved and tattooed up, but hes from the Emerald Isle not US.......

Oh I dunno Woody, I only started watching last night :wink2:

me too Ice.

but no, i'm positive there were two tattooe-laden bald-headed individuals on that island last night, in the ten minutes i devoted to viewing this debacle of a reality show.

One spoke with an American accent (very gravelly) and the other had an Irish accent (soft).

I suspect that Boyzone members (and Sophie Anderton) own these reality shows, in much the same way as people harbour terrible suspicions that America is run by Jews...

Ah, well, he deffo wasnt in camp on last nights show, he was shown on film as joining them......he is a complete lunatic who spends most of his time in a thong, but he has quite a fit bod and will certainly liven things up a bit.......

he is quoted in one of the papers today as saying he may not get on with Mr Boyzone cos Mr Boyzone is very devout in his religion and Steve-O has tattoos of the devil and an upside down crucifix (HOW mature:huh: ).........

and the lovely Paul Danan is back too - how amusing it will be:applause:

We are in danger of having the most confusing 'discussion' in the entire history of forum discussions, i feel.

I AM TELLING you that there WAS a flippin' American bloke WITH A FULLY TATTOOED UPPER TORSO and a BALD HEAD.:w00t: Who else could it be but this Steve-O bloke which you gave an more than adequate description of??

Did i see a Love Island ghost in the early hours of this morning or something??...a doppleganger???

Someone intervene with an explanation of what i may have been watching last night. Anybody! :sunb:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy now!!!!! Wiiiiiind yer neck in LOL

seriously, I only watched the ITV1 show at 10pm, and they and the papers today said that Steve-O would be joining the others TOMORROW meaning TODAY'S show, however, I did NOT watch LIVE FEED, so he may already be in there...........

YOU were obviously not watching the same programme I was, which has resulted in you being a little confused, but dont worry, its nothing to be ashamed of.................:good: :w00t:

YOU were obviously not watching the same programme I was, which has resulted in you being a little confused, but dont worry, its nothing to be ashamed of.................:good: :w00t:

OKAy...that's probably the lie of the land then...:good:

...he's still annoying!:boxing:

I was going to ask who STEVE-O is...as I had never EVER heard of him.
But oh boy...he is kind of self explanatory!!!!!!!
Well..he certainly tried to liven things up last night......

I havent really seen many of the Jackass programs, so i didnt know who Steve O was. But now i do ..... and i think he would severely irritate me if i were on the island - but as an observer its fabulous.

I saw most of last nights show, and then fell asleep.

WHY DO THEY KEEP PUTTING THE NEWS ON INBETWEEN SHOWS. I CANT STAY AWAKE UNTIL 11:30 ON A WEEK NIGHT.

Anyone else thinking that this SteveO guy and Paul Danan are very similar, ie they both think they can have any woman on the show?

I thought the same.
when they were all 'larking about' I found it very difficult to tell them apart.
And shane and steve are quite similar in looks too.
But Danan does not have the 'intelligence' of Steve-o, or the looks! LOL.
Steve o is more elequent, and WELL able to express himself, and hold a conversation.Unlike most of the others there who say 'OHMIGOD' and 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN' and 'REALLY!!' the whole bloody time!The art of conversation is not something most of them are familiar with.

I was going to ask who STEVE-O is...as I had never EVER heard of him.
But oh boy...he is kind of self explanatory!!!!!!!
Well..he certainly tried to liven things up last night......


...yizza bit is-nee! :mellow:

WHY DO THEY KEEP PUTTING THE NEWS ON INBETWEEN SHOWS. I CANT STAY AWAKE UNTIL 11:30 ON A WEEK NIGHT.

I totally agree, I was actually getting into this last night but then there is the news (yawn!) and it makes it too late if I am up at 6 for work and if you tape it you have to watch it before the next show the next evening. Not very sensible scheduling for something they are desperate to make a ratings winner.

Anyone else thinking that this SteveO guy and Paul Danan are very similar, ie they both think they can have any woman on the show?

HELL no!!!!

Steve-O may act the Jackass but he is intelligent and eloquent WHEN he wants to be.......and yep, I'd give him one :naughty: ......

Paul Danan.....Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - I wouldnt touch him with YOURS hunnie :sick: :w00t:

HELL no!!!!

Steve-O may act the Jackass but he is intelligent and eloquent WHEN he wants to be.......and yep, I'd give him one :naughty: ......



...i'd love to give him one too!:boxing:...noo eez alright...for an eejit...and a jackass.



...but i swear i'm not watching it! :sunb:...honest...i'm not!

The Danan's face was a picture when the Jackass was sounding off last night (behaving just like the Danan) did last year!!!

Danan hardly got a look in last night.
I kind of miss his antics.
As for Steve-o and the rant.Attention seeking or what.
They should have just ignored him and carried on, not try to reason with him.
Like any kid he'd get bored after a while and settle down.
He really does run rings around all the others...does'nt he!
Hugely entertaining!

I think they are all scared of Jackass who was acting like a real plonker. It is true that Shane is the Alpha Male and Peacemaker of the house. I think he is a lovely bloke and if I were 20 years younger I would have his babies for him.

He is REALLY smitten with the playboy girl...isn't he!!!!
She will have to watch her back around Sophie.Remeber that 'fake boobs' comment....miaaaaaaaaaaaow!
I don't like Lee...he has delusions about himself.
Cocky or what when he told Leo 'I am stepping aside..you can have Bianca',
as though he was 'granting' her to him! Sigh.
And then saying....'I hope Coleen does not feel like second best', as though it was a given fact that she would fall for him.
He is a squeaky silly little boy.
Hope he gets evicted very soon!

Hee hee hee...boring old victoria could not believe it when she was evicted.
I saw a clip of her earlier in the day chatting to Sophie about who was likely to go.She never thought it would be herself! No loss.
It was very mean of them to show the clip of chris brosnan saying he basically preferred Colleen to victoria....
mean...but thoroughly enjoyable!
I am enjoying this show...
(I am probably the only person left on the planet still watching ...ah well)

Yes she did seem upset didnt she (HA HA HA).
See the new swimsuit model has gone in, pity it wasnt that Jasmine Leonard as rumour had it, she would have REALLY stirred things up.

Does Sophe do anything but sit there with a sour face, fag in hand whinging about something??

Well..she patronises a lot..that must take up some time.
Like...I detest Danan...but the way she (sophie) waltzed up to him because she just had to tell him she got him wrong..and he wasn't the devil incarnate that she feared at first...blah blah.
Honestly....patronising or what.AND in front of the other boys too.
She is just an attention seeker. But at least she is fun to watch.
If she were to be evicted..the programme would be a lot duller!

(I am probably the only person left on the planet still watching ...ah well)

Nope, im watching and thoroughly enjoying it. I love the fact that Sophie is soooo deluded. She is very pretty, but she was at the back of the queue when they gave out personalities.

She is very pretty, but she was at the back of the queue when they gave out personalities.

Do you think she is pretty? I think she is getting rather hard faced and that pouty mouth is going to drop and turn downwards very soon. She also seems more aggresive and bad tempered than she did on Im a Celebrity.

that pouty mouth is going to drop and turn downwards very soon.

Nah - its got so much botox in it - it will look like a monkeys ar*se forever i think.

Did you all see the row between Danan and Sophie last night because he pulled her bikini bottoms .... its was hilarious.

I loved it when Sophie said he was "way out of his league and he shouldnt even touch her".

Did you see Shane's reaction to the row with sophie and danan!!!!
He could'nt stop laughing..he was so amused by it.He thoroughly enjoyed it.
He just lay on his mat and watched it all.....while Lee tried to comfort sophie...and while brendan tried to calm danan down.
Shane just watched from a safe distance and was sooooo amused.
I thought it was HILARIOUS the way danan kept whining about 'now the new girl has seen me behave this way'.....
he was like a bloody four year old.
also..he KEPT calling her the new girl!
She has a name!
But of course..she is just a piece of meat to him!

I dont' like Lee one bit.
Maybe his idea last night to give Kelly his phone call was motivated out of genuine decent-ness, but why did he have to make SUCH a big deal about it.
He had to let everyone know what he had decided to do...everyone except kelly probably.
I think he should have checked to see could he do it, then asked Kelly if she would like to accept the phone call, BEFORE running to 'boast' to some of the others about his plan.
woooo everyone....ain't I nice....look what I am doing for 'poor kelly'.
As it turns out, it backfired with Bianca and her crying fit.
Sigh..........