Sunglasses on, lest those ultra violet tombstone teeth blind you, lads n lasses - the rumour is that The Danan goes back to Love Island for an extended stay tomorrow (Sunday 15th July) !

Who will he perve and paw over first? Will he bond (heh geddit?) with Chris the cock Brosnan or will they hate each other on sight?

Will The Danan, after two babychams, get lairy and pick a fight with the wrong bloke and end up picking his veneers off the bottom of the swimming pool ?

We can but hope. :laugh:

He is baaaaaaa-aaaaack!
And is it my imagination or has he had some work done on his teeth??
Anyhow, he is back, and poncing around..all 'the voice of reason' and the 'expert' etc.
It's hilarious.
He was in a little secret spy room first, where he could observe the others before joining them.
His only comment on the gorgeous Kelly was...'ginormous teeth'.!!!!!
I love the way sophie and the joyless dry as hell victoria are plotting to evict him already.
Never thought I would say this, but I am glad he is back.
:-O

Im kinda glad he is back too. He has livened up an otherwise dull show.

I think its a poor reflection on the producers and directors of LI that they have to bring back The Danan to boost viewing figures!

I thought Paul looked a bit rough yesterday, he looked pasty and older and even the famous ultra violet tombstones seemed a bit discoloured!

Having said that the fact the has annoyed the Self Obsessed Dullard Sophie and her "friend" horse face thickie Victoria Up Herself has made his return worth it! Just pass the beers!

I just laughed so much when Sophie was rambling on about 'keep him away from me'...as tho' she is so desirable she has to fight all men off her.
And her comment about 'the boys here will protect her' from Danan.
Laugh...oh poor deluded Sophie.
If only you knew what the boys there REALLY think of you!!!!!
And the women too...even your so-called scraggy friend 'Victoraia'.
Bitching about you right outside the shower while you were inside it!!!!
Laugh!