Always barbeque your Rainbow trout after your steak.:blush:

I'll keep that in mind, wise one!

I would offer my own priceless words of wisdom, but I am too inexperienced in this world so far...

Always ensure that there is a shelf before you go to put something on it :blush:

Coastie, coastie, coastie... what have you done!? It does sound quite stupid....................... were there lots of people watching you? And laughing?

I was in a post night watch daze and I placed the sugar pot (a plastic container no less) on a shelf in my kitchen that didn't exist...it promptly fell on the counter and spilled everywhere...the joys of shift work Fly...the joys of shift work! :wacko:

We have a shredder in the office which has a homemade sticker on it...it reads 'This is not a fax machine'...I am glad to say it was not me who made this particular discovery! :laugh:...again the joys of shifts!

Hehe, it's funny when you see a notice like that. Whatever stupid things you may do, you know there's always someone stupider!

Always barbeque your Rainbow trout after your steak.:blush:

Do you have dinner parties? If you do you might find these very true words of wisdom from Christopher Biggins helpful :

My friend Joan Collins once said, "Always do several dinner parties in a row because you'll save on flowers," which is very true. I once had some friends over on the same night as Barbara Windsor. They were starstruck, and even more thrilled when Joan made a late appearance.

Don't eat a peach with a hole in it.

When pouring orange juice into a glass, ensure the glass is right way up. ie the open end of the glass is pointing up. :blush:

Don't eat a hole with a peach in it.

When going for a pee during the night, check that the toilet lid is in the upright position before commencing :thumbsup:

Fee, you didn't...:shocking: :w00t:

No, of course I didn't.:glare:

Liar, Liar, pants all wet...:laugh:

Not at all! Twas Mr F. But apparently it was my fault for not leaving the lid up :angry:

tell Mr. F haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa from the Southern Colonies!!! Tell that it's his bladder, his willy, his urine, and his responsibility to check the commode out pre-bladder voiding!! That's from B-E-U-L-A-H...with love:laugh: