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Aondeag
21-07-2006, 12:13 PM
I wish they would stop calling him Fr Shane.
It was kind of funny the first time, but it's time to let it go now.
It's like they pick a persona for each 'sleb' on day one and no matter how else they behave, they (the presenters/editors) will do all in their power to make it stick.OK...his beliefs are his 'thing'....but there is more to him than that!Though I DO admit the shot of him last night with the humming bird on his hand was genius! St Francis of Assisi...or what! That was inspired.:laugh:

Hope this livens up a bit soon.

MariaRob
24-07-2006, 01:58 PM
I liked the way he dropped right out of those exercise trials last night so that the little skinny squeaky voiced one wouldnt look a fool. Anyone that saw Shane in the Games when he was compared to an Olympic Athlete, would know he could have beaten the lot of them hands down if he had wanted to. Shows what a lovely guy he is.

Aondeag
24-07-2006, 02:27 PM
The Games?
Was he on another reality show?
He has been busy!

MariaRob
24-07-2006, 03:05 PM
It was a couple of years ago and boy was he fit!!!

Aondeag
24-07-2006, 03:11 PM
He is getting kind of better looking as the weeks progress..wot with his tan and all.

Patsy
24-07-2006, 08:16 PM
He is what we call around here a "right sort". I would, if push came to shove.

Aondeag
25-07-2006, 12:55 PM
I wonder how the illustrated man will get on with Emily in the love shack.
AND..more importantly...how will he re-act around sophie when they return to the main resort.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Patsy
25-07-2006, 02:31 PM
Polite, distant, cool and non-commital. As he seems to do with every situation.

Phwoar!!!!

Aondeag
25-07-2006, 02:32 PM
Perhaps he has lost the run of himself in the love shack..and has become a sex-pest like paul danan!
Perhaps poor old emily has barricaded herself into the bedroom for safety...as we speak!
:-O

Patsy
25-07-2006, 02:47 PM
Lucky cow. :wallbash:

Pandora
26-07-2006, 05:43 PM
Im still fancying the bum off the lovely Shane. He is even more fanciable than he was in The Games. That shaved head......... ummmmmmmmmmm :wub:

Got to say though that he is a weeeeeeeeeee bit boring?

Emily fancied her chances until he opened his mouth and he didnt turn out to be the bad boy she wanted.

He was telling her a story in the Love Shack last night about how Lee once got too much sun tan cream on his hands and they all fell about laughing and that it was one of the funniest things that has happened........... Emily's face was like this :huh: and she said, "you've surely had bigger laughs than that here....."

Emily has a permanently bored expression (she looks like someones painted her face with raw egg like you do with the top of pastry - sorry Im rambling now), and just soooooooooooooooooo doesnt want to be there.

Still loving The Lynch though. Id just have to gag him I suppose..... :cool:

Aondeag
27-07-2006, 07:35 AM
Hee...there ARE other ways of stopping him talking for a moment...or two.
Jaynee Mack! He was'nt giving that fortune teller woman an inch! was he?

Patsy
27-07-2006, 09:26 AM
I admire him for standing up for his beliefs, I really do. And he's fit as a butcher's dog. But Pan's right (again - sheesh!), he is becoming a bit boring.

WTF did he go on "Love Island" if he's so obviously trying very hard to keep up this barrier between him and any woman?

Dunno about gagging him, Aon. I think I'd try spiking his drinks and catching him unawares. :shock: :devil:

Aondeag
27-07-2006, 09:30 AM
LOL Patsy..I wasin't thinking about gagging him.....more like kissing him.
In between prayers of course!

Patsy
27-07-2006, 09:44 AM
Oh. :oops:

Might not be a bad idea, though. He may appreciate the more forceful woman. :laugh:

Aondeag
27-07-2006, 10:07 AM
Would'nt it be gas if after all that....Shane and Sophie ended up together....

gathering shells on the seashore! LOL...

Isis
31-07-2006, 02:46 PM
I admire him for standing up for his beliefs, I really do. And he's fit as a butcher's dog. But Pan's right (again - sheesh!), he is becoming a bit boring.

WTF did he go on "Love Island" if he's so obviously trying very hard to keep up this barrier between him and any woman?

Dunno about gagging him, Aon. I think I'd try spiking his drinks and catching him unawares. :shock: :devil:

Ahhh well, see, I read somewhere at the weekend, that Shane has said its called LOVE Island NOT LUST/SEX Island.............so there!!!!!

and yep, have to agree girls, he is as fit as a butchers dog........ I wouldnt say no :devil:

MariaRob
31-07-2006, 03:06 PM
and yep, have to agree girls, he is as fit as a butchers dog........ I wouldnt say no :devil:

Neither would any of us! Although not "handsome" Shane has that charasmatic "something". Dont know what he is doing on LI, I would have thought he would have had women q-ing up!!

Minklemar
31-07-2006, 05:05 PM
Does anyone know if it's true that Shane used to be married to one of Kellys ex-bandmates? If so who on earth it it?
Kelly was in Eternal wasn't she? I remember Louise Nerding from Eternal - but she married a footballer.....so who was the other girl in Eternal....and was she married to Shane?

bridge
31-07-2006, 06:14 PM
I have a bit of a crush on Shane, he's rather yummy.:wub:

Pandora
31-07-2006, 11:07 PM
Does anyone know if it's true that Shane used to be married to one of Kellys ex-bandmates? If so who on earth it it?
Kelly was in Eternal wasn't she? I remember Louise Nerding from Eternal - but she married a footballer.....so who was the other girl in Eternal....and was she married to Shane?

It was Estelle from Eternal, who has described their four years together as four years of hell, mainly coz at the time Shane was wild and deeply into the occult.

Methinks ol Shaney mustve had the sh!ts badly put up him to turn into such a rabid born again Christian !

Aondeag
01-08-2006, 07:46 AM
I did'nt know he had been married. Jaynee Mack!
I just get the impression he is waiting for miss absolutely perfect to fall into his lap.

Bonsai
01-08-2006, 08:47 AM
I have to say that Shane is boring me. He just sits there - and observes. I know if i were in the house i would feel like i was being judged all the time.

Minklemar
01-08-2006, 11:57 AM
It was Estelle from Eternal, who has described their four years together as four years of hell, mainly coz at the time Shane was wild and deeply into the occult.

Methinks ol Shaney mustve had the sh!ts badly put up him to turn into such a rabid born again Christian !

Thank's Pandora :)

Patsy
01-08-2006, 12:01 PM
I must say I did like what he said to Lee about Dennis, saying it was a David & Goliath scenario. I was thinking exactly the same thing. Dennis ran off because he can't deal with criticism. Confrontation, yes, but not criticism.

Aondeag
03-08-2006, 08:10 AM
OH SHANE!:laugh:
And your roast chicken!!!!!!!!!

MariaRob
08-08-2006, 09:30 AM
I am heartbroken Shane has gone but I have to confess to you all, the special woman outside he has feelings for is............. ME!!!!