As from today i am going on a reluctant diet because twice today this happened 1. A rep came into our Shop and asked me if i was pregnant! and 2. my Friends Dad bluntly told me "Ohhhh you've put on weight" yeah CHEERS.

I am also two weeks late with the errrr (womens curse) i feel like a water logged sea slug because i am carrying about 10 litres of water retention inside me that desperately wants to be set free.

And yesterday i caught the sun so bad and now have a large cross on my back where my top had been, i look like a walking avertisement for the Catholic Church!

I am suffering from severe PMT and am ready to throttle anyone who comes within two feet of me , also i am ready to attack defenceless passerby's and give them a good kicking in their most sensitive parts.

SO YOU BETTER BE NICE TO ME GOT IT! BECAUSE I'M READY TO CRACK PEOPLE, YOU HEAR ME ........................CRACK!

:shock:

Aww shut up and put ya teeth back in you old woman! :evilmad:


Just kidding...hope you get some chocolate in you soon though cos I'm scared! :shocking:

2 weeks late huh .... maybe you are pregnant :w00t:

Ive always been one of the lucky ones, and i dont really suffer with PMT. Currently im grumpy because of the weather :unsure:

Ooo I get very emotional the night before...I cry at things that would never bother me at other times and my goodness...i would kill for chocolate for the entire week before....I would even steal it from small children! :bag:

I would even steal it from small children! :bag:

I would steal anything from small children all the time ... mainly because i dont like small children :bored:

Does that make me a bad person :laugh:

2 weeks late huh .... maybe you are pregnant :w00t:



Not a chance in he-ll, for two reasons. 1. my hubby has been sniped and 2. not unless some handsome stranger broke into my house in the dead of night and ravished me when i did'nt realise.

i'm not that lucky but we can all dream!:laugh:

I would steal anything from small children all the time ... mainly because i dont like small children :bored:


:laugh: Bon your so funny.

i dont really suffer with PMT.

it's not fair you are one of those lucky PMT free people. Let's get her Girls !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aww shut up and put ya teeth back in you old woman! :evilmad:





:laugh: you bug-ger. right i'm off to buy 22 bars of chocolate, sod the diet.

Why do some people feel its okay to comment about weight gain? Its rude and personal.

Personally if I had it said to me, Id say, "yeh and youve still got that big nose...." :evilmad:

My favorite retort is...'yeah, I may be fat, but I can diet and you my friend don't have enough money for all the plastic surgery YOU NEED!!':devil:


My stupid brother came up to me at Granny's funeral and commented on my weight, him looking like a fat redneck suitable for a beer or fishing and beer comercial!!

Aww Bridge thats awful was the rep a man by any chance? Becasue to most women (I think) it really is obvious the difference between a bump and fat, although when I was dying for people to comment on my condition most people said when they found out that they just thought I was getting fat :boxing: but thats becasue I was too!

I wouldn't do anything rash at all but are you drinking enough water? You can retain a lot if you're not getting enough.

Get munching on the choccie. I'm another one who never really suffered PMT but in the early days of pregnancy I wanted to kill Mr Bob and anyone else who smelled, but seeing as you say its not that just eat the chocolate

Aww Bridge thats awful was the rep a man by any chance? Becasue to most women (I think) it really is obvious the difference between a bump and fat, although when I was dying for people to comment on my condition most people said when they found out that they just thought I was getting fat :boxing: but thats becasue I was too!

I wouldn't do anything rash at all but are you drinking enough water? You can retain a lot if you're not getting enough.

Get munching on the choccie. I'm another one who never really suffered PMT but in the early days of pregnancy I wanted to kill Mr Bob and anyone else who smelled, but seeing as you say its not that just eat the chocolate


Hi BOb,
yes the Rep was a man, Men don't have much tact that way do they?
well i have already started my diet i have cut out chrisps and chocolate and when i get the munchies i am drinking water to fill up my belly, oh and i had the womens curse this morning so my stomach does'nt look like a beached whale's anymore - RELIEF :yahoo:

Chocolate...a thing some men like but all women need! :cool:


If I was only allowed two foods in life it would be chocolate and tea because life always seems better after their consumption...