Films have taught me:

...to always look the bathroonm door when taking a shower!

...that as a teenager I was far more likely to be killed by a psycho killer than at any other time in my life!

....I will always be able to park directly outside of my destination!

over to you...:nerd:

..... that you should never to have a hen/stag night on the night before the wedding.

...that if you want to learn how to drink shots of vodka like Geena Davis in The Long Kiss Goodbye, it's better to practice with water. :huh:

Robots always get on well with children

People in soaps never get on a bus to get to work (sorry, I know its's not a film thing but it probably happens in films too)

And the only thing that stops the criminals getting away is an unfinished bridge.

Next........

If you check downstairs in the middle of the night for an intruder, always do so in the dark, and in your skimpiest underwear.

If you need to make a quick getaway, always pick the nearest random car to borrow. It will be unlocked, with keys in ignition, and with sufficient fuel and power to enable a lengthy high-speed chase.

..... and if you're running/walking away from someone, never walking forwards whilst looking behind you, because you're bound to walk straight into them.

If you hug someone..make sure there is a mirror directly behind them so you can see the expression in their eyes:
Because in a film clinch..one person is all 'lovey dovey closed eyes enrapture',while the other person invariably has this worried/pained/evil expression in their eyes.
It's compeletely true!

If you find yourself in the company of Hercule Poirot or Miss Marple then just get away, as fast as you can. All too many of their acquaintances end up murdered.

F****d-up policemen with a smoking habit, drink problem and string of failed relationships are far more effective than clean-living happy married policemen.

The best relationships follow four stages: firstly when the man and the woman can't stand each other; secondly when they discover that really they fancy the heck out of each other; thirdly when they discover they've been telling whopping great lies to one another, thus they hate each other again; and fourthly when they decide the whopping lies don't matter because they love each other after all. Stage 4 can only be reached when one of the two is halfway through a wedding ceremony to Someone They Don't Really Love.

Chinese mobsters are all great at kung fu. Unfortunately Chinese mobster code of honour requires that they only attack one at a time, no matter how many of them there are. Kung Fu combats may only be staged in a location with lots of props to use as weapons, to jump onto, to slide under, etc, etc.

Don't trust bald men stroking white cats.

Never tell anyone how happy you are with your lovely spouse and babies. And never,ever precede this with 'oh look - a lucky black cat'

Memreees don't light the corner of your mind.

Your mobile phone never needs to be charged up even though you use it loads.

That a bomb will never go off as it will be stopped with 1 second to spare.

while trying to stop the bomb from going off there will be tension as to what colour of wire to cut.

If you are ever running away from someone be prepared to run into boxes that have been stacked up.

You can guarntee that a huge truck will pull out as you chasing criminals allowing them to get away.

If you are a good guy bullets tend to miss you but a bad guy can be brought down with a single shot............usually from someone who has never fired a gun before in their life.

And you have to run upstairs NEVER EVER downstairs!

...when you are told to stay put...stay put or you will hinder the heros chances of saving the world or his/her mum or whatever! :mellow:

....you can drink as much coffee and red wine as you like without getting stained teeth.

.... and red wine as you like without getting stained teeth.

You can also drink as much as want, take a bottle of champagne on picnic at the edge of a cliff and never, ever get caught drink-driving!

...you can drink as much as you like and never need to pee!