Come on Floopy drawers, we know you're out there somewhere!

Come and have a go if.............etc, etc... :w00t:

Grouch is a wannabe Number 2.

Is that like constipation?:huh:

Fee, do you have sh*t on the brain?

Try orange juice, works a treat with the babies.

Do you simmer them slowly? :wink2:

Fee cooking:

http://chessmagic.juntaextremadura.net/_/plantilla_negra/anibal.jpg

:unsure: There was another post on here last night.

I wonder what happened to it.......

just checking to see if anyone has slagged me off yet. Haaaaa

Come on Floopy drawers, we know you're out there somewhere!

Come and have a go if.............etc, etc... :w00t:

Have a go at what exactly? You want me to start a fight for your enjoyment?

Again?

Have a go at what exactly? You want me to start a fight for your enjoyment?

Again?

You doing anything else right now? :huh:

You doing anything else right now? :huh:

You know I'll always answer the call of the bored and lacking-in-imagination :cool:

Someone give me something to go on though.

:unsure: Hmmm - very strange. Maybe it was a bit serious and we are only supposed to say things like "you smell like poo!"

No, no, no Crit, you absolutely have the right idea!

It's gotta be nasty otherwise the rubber-neckers like floopy and mik wont be interested! :boxing:

Where did Crit go? :huh:

Dave - you fight like a girl.

Where did Crit go? :huh:

Suddenly realised I was on the "slag" thread and not the "@rse" thread - :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Suddenly realised I was on the "slag" thread and not the "@rse" thread - :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Wouldn't worry, we've got both in here now! :wink2:

Wouldn't worry, we've got both in here now! :wink2:
Ive never thought of you as a slag before :mellow:

Ive never thought of you as a slag before :mellow:

Cor dear Bons, the thought crosses my mind on quite a regular basis.

Ive never thought of you as a slag before :mellow:
Haven't you met?

Ive never thought of you as a slag before :mellow:

You've called me worse! :mellow:

You've called me worse! :mellow:
Oh yes, im not denying that .... ive just never thought of you as a slag :bored:

Oh yes, im not denying that .... ive just never thought of you as a slag :bored:

:whistling:


I'm joking!!!!!

You wish...........

Bonnie, he'd love to be a slag, he just hasn't got the balls :cool:

How unfortunate. Was it an accident, or a conscious decision after Rory? :unsure:

Bonnie, he'd love to be a slag, he just hasn't got the balls

I'm prepared to accept that point of view, coming as it does from such an expert on all things slaggy!

Was it an accident, or a conscious decision after Rory?

The unfortunate collision of two bricks during a DIY barbeque build, so I heard.

I'm prepared to accept that point of view, coming as it does from such an expert on all things slaggy!

Why thank you :pimp:

My pleasure. :)

Another thing I hate is the way the god squad encourage us all to be lovely to each other, but only ever join in when there's something nasty going on.

Another thing I hate is the way the god squad encourage us all to be lovely to each other, but only ever join in when there's something nasty going on.

Yeah.....where you been, anyhow? :huh:

Yeah.....where you been, anyhow?

What the f**** it got to do with you?

What the f**** it got to do with you?

You owe me £25......I've been climbing the walls worrying that I'm not going to get it back! :bag:

Not till you clean the old scum off that bloody cooker.

Blimey - i think ive just travelled through time. We have reverted back to the Groucho and Floppy show :wink2:

Not till you clean the old scum off that bloody cooker.

Bloody poor people....they get everywhere! :ranting:

Give it to me and I can buy another hamster. :)

Blimey - i think ive just travelled through time. We have reverted back to the Groucho and Floppy show :wink2:

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOPY

and possibly, yes, you know you love it..

Floppy sounds much better :laugh:

Floppy sounds much better :laugh:

Depends what you're trying to do....:unsure:

Working through lunch, Grouch? Something special keep you with us? :w00t:

Just had a fabulous salad from Waitrose. Noodle & king prawn with a lovely gingery dressing.

Due to the stinging criticism from OGL, I have decided to give up alcohol, therefore rendering a City lunch pointless. :cry:



Anyhow, just getting into practice for my new job as forum #2 when I'm going to have to be around much more often. :)

a lovely gingery dressing.


Cant stand anything gingery :sick:

When you say "around", any chance of looking at my internet connection at home? I can't get on 'tinternet. :cry:

When you say "around", any chance of looking at my internet connection at home? I can't get on 'tinternet. :cry:

Sorry, dont do house calls......way to dangerous! :ohmy:

Due to the stinging criticism from OGL, I have decided to give up alcohol, therefore rendering a City lunch pointless.




And most of your life, I'll warrant.

OGL?

......way to dangerous! :ohmy:

Shove another "o" in there, would you please love?

OGL?

Our Godlike Leader :huh:

OGL?

Our Glorious Leader.

Our Godlike Leader :huh:

We have one? :blink:

We have one? :blink:
isnt this the job that Groucho has applied for ?

I thought he wanted the one that let him see the pictures of naked ladies?

Oh, and I hate the way Dolores calls people 'lady'.

Really, REALLY annoys me.

Oh, and I hate the way Dolores calls people 'lady'.

Really, REALLY annoys me.

Yeah, we all know there aint no ladies around here! :w00t:

Yeah, we all know there aint no ladies around here! :w00t:
Oi fkcu face, I am a laydee....

Yeah, we all know there aint no ladies around here! :w00t:

You'd be talking to yourself if there were :boxing:

Have to say, I'm loving all these one line posts!!!!

Aren't they fab???:applause:


Groucho
Recovering alcoholic :wub:

Have to say, I'm loving all these one line posts!!!!

Aren't they fab???:applause:


Groucho
Recovering alcoholic :wub:

It's like an enema has swished through the place.

Floopy
Recovering catholic

It's like an enema has swished through the place.

Floopy
Recovering catholic
Is that what it is, I thought they were muck spreading in the local fields.


Buzz
Recovering from rejection...and looking for closure.

I think Groucho deserves a special treat for his mammoth effort to boost interest in the board. I think I might let him take me for a drink some time.

Patsy
in recovery position under very messy desk

It's like an enema has swished through the place.

Floopy
Recovering catholic

You better grab hold of something Mr Number Two!

Fee
Recovering sofas

I think Groucho deserves a special treat for his mammoth effort to boost interest in the board.

Well he's seen mine, anyone else prepared to send him a topless shot?

I said a treat, not a punishment.

I reckon the market must be quiet. Should we start panicking yet?

Still, on the bright side, it's good for the board.:laugh:

I said a treat, not a punishment.

I think I'll be the judge of that! :cool:

I reckon the market must be quiet. Should we start panicking yet?

Still, on the bright side, it's good for the board.:laugh:

He really works in the stock room at the Abbey National you know.

:shocking: I've just given him my life savings of £25 to invest.

I hate the way Buzz keeps going off-topic all over the place. It's very annoying.

:shocking: I've just given him my life savings of £25 to invest.
Dozy tart. You could have had a part share in a cooker for that!:) :)

I hate the way Buzz keeps going off-topic all over the place. It's very annoying.
So swat me flower girl....:boxing:

He really works in the stock room at the Abbey National you know.

I'll have you know I'm very big in my sector! :mad2:

I'll have you know I'm very big in my sector! :mad2:
Yep. Your'e a legend in your own lunchtime Grouch...

Actually, I'm not drinking anymore. :)


I'm not drinking any less, but that's another matter.....

See! He can't afford it, more like.

My money's going under my bed.

There should be room for a couple of fivers

See! He can't afford it, more like.

My money's going under my bed.

There should be room for a couple of fivers
Specially now you've caught the mice..

..and the gimp suit perished :bag:

See! He can't afford it, more like.



Yup, and he's got to go home and get the kitchen ready for that cheap cooker his Mrs has bought off some dopey bird at work.

I'll have you know I'm very big in my sector! :mad2:


It must be all the cream cakes! Can you fit in to your sector?

That sounds like a car Bella. The Saddoffsky Sector.

And here's the big man himself.


http://www.supercars.net/gallery/58826/55/2605.jpg

That's not a car, that's Groucho's lunch box.

Oh god, don't encourage him - he'll take that as a compliment.

You do mean lunch box as in little cheesy-triangle holder, and not a la Linford Christie? Or have I missed something:huh:

Oh god no! Think Dairylea lunchables ffs!

Yeah, we all know there aint no ladies around here! :w00t:

Truly there are still some of us ladies, when we want to be, or should I say, if we are allowed to be?

Maureen
Northern angel.

Right, Grouch and Pats are off on holiday, so it's open season.

Off you go.

Do their families know? :unsure: