Because you lot cant really be arsed any longer!

What would you do to stop it closing?

N.B. Tigger-complaining about it isn't a valid answer in this case!








We may be able to save it, if you make me Haydons number 2!

Been on the pop Groucho?

Isn't Number 2 a euphemism for something? :unsure:

Been on the pop Groucho?

Yep, good spot Feefer!

Isn't Number 2 a euphemism for something?:unsure:

Erm, poo I think, but only if you spend too much time on here, searching too hard for second meanings! :wink2:

Who cares your all a bunch of arguementative A R S E 's anyway !!!!!!!!!!!:D :p

What would you do to stop it closing?

I've already done it, but if you want me to do it again, I'm more than happy to :pimp: .

N.B. Tigger-complaining about it isn't a valid answer in this case!








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Ok Grouch, what the heck you on about?

Been on the pop Groucho?Yep, good spot Feefer!
Hardly. There's fossilised bacteria in the frozen core of the planet Neptune that would have spotted a certain inebriated quality to your posts last night. Two threads inviting people to slag off other people? I'm only surprised there wasn't a "I love you loads you're my best mates" post to go with them ;)

Hardly. There's fossilised bacteria in the frozen core of the planet Neptune that would have spotted a certain inebriated quality to your posts last night. Two threads inviting people to slag off other people? I'm only surprised there wasn't a "I love you loads you're my best mates" post to go with them ;)

Yeah, you're right....it's much better when there's nothing going on here.:nerd:

Yeah, you're right....it's much better when there's nothing going on here.:nerd:
But there is nothing going on here.

What are you having for tea dear? :mellow:

What are you having for tea dear? :mellow:
Groucho on toast.

Groucho on toast.

You're gonna need a bigger loaf! :laugh:

You're gonna need a bigger loaf! :laugh:

Nah - i would eat you bit by bit. I couldnt manage a meal THAT large in one session.

You're gonna need a bigger loaf!

..and a hell of a lot of Rennies :laugh:

Gosh, everyone's terribly :offtopic:

So, are we going to have a closing ceremony? Should I summon Cat to organise the entertainment?

Should I shake out my pom-pomps for the occasion?

It ain't over till the fat lady sings...............

It ain't over till the fat lady sings...............

*starts a mental short [fat] list*

what? :unsure:

what? :unsure:

Nuffin'......

Just making a list of all the fat birds on here!!!

Sorry, was my singing too loud? :unsure:

Right.

Don't forget they've got to be able to sing too

Will there be a closing down sale?

Will there be a closing down sale?

What have you got your eye on Buzz?

Fancy stuffing a large blue meanie fish and hanging it on the lounge wall? :wink2:

I'd like any halos that aren't needed any more. And we should have a wooden spoon stand too.

What have you got your eye on Buzz?

Fancy stuffing a large blue meanie fish and hanging it on the lounge wall? :wink2:
Thanks, but I'll pass.

I do have my sights on the pedestal that Mo stands on to do her preaching from though. I quite fancy going up in the world.

That would be the one that is slightly more tainted and dull than the one Fee sits on, would it?

That would be the one that is slightly more tainted and dull than the one Fee sits on, would it?

Fee sits on a beatiful cloud of soft golden feathers, sewn by the magical fairy queen from down donated by the mystical golden goose. She is wafted gently in the breeze by the breath of a thousand nymphs whose gentle song bedecks the air like gossamer.

Actually.

a thousand nymphs

Pictures please! :bag:

**sits corrected on lumpy old cushion**

**sits corrected on lumpy old cushion**
AKA Groucho's face...

So really what would you do if the old place closed? Would you care? Would you find another place to post?

Or would you just be a little bit glad that you could have your life back and you've never have to put up with that certain person ever again?

So really what would you do if the old place closed? Would you care? Would you find another place to post?

Or would you just be a little bit glad that you could have your life back and you've never have to put up with that certain person ever again?

I'd probably miss you eventually. :sly:

I'd probably miss you eventually. :sly:

Yeah, just follow my cyber dust hunnie :cool:

Pictures please! :bag:

http://traumwind.de/kunst/zeichnungen/images/fee_l.jpg

Of course, I'm a bit more toned these days :wink2:

Google 'fee' if you don't believe me

So really what would you do if the old place closed? Would you care? Would you find another place to post?

Or would you just be a little bit glad that you could have your life back and you've never have to put up with that certain person ever again?
I tried to register for another forum, but I wasn't allowed to, the adminstrator wouldn;t validate my membership....don;t know why :angry:

How long ago was that Buzz, and have you still not let it go?

How long ago was that Buzz, and have you still not let it go?
T'was a while ago....and no I have not 'let it go' yet...I am having therapy to learn to deal with my issues.:evilmad: but I need answers to get 'closure'

SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU

Yep. That'll do it. I feel the wound scabbing over already.

Just call me nursey :pimp:

Just call me nursey :pimp:

:blush: I thought we only did that via PM.

:blush: I thought we only did that via PM.
You see now I am thinking 'slag'

Him or me? :nerd:

Him or me? :nerd:

both *shrugs shoulders*

Him or me? :nerd:
Well obviously it's one of you....



and obviously it's him...

Can we get back on topic again please. Thank you :bag:

Can we get back on topic again please. Thank you :bag:
Oh sod off floppy....I like being:offtopic: :offtopic:

Hardly. There's fossilised bacteria in the frozen core of

i have fossiliesed bacteria in the frozen core of my fridge haaaaaaaaaaaaa, ignore me i drink too much beer.....

Oh dear, it is really closing? Well if it is it's certainly been a bit of an epic journey. I posted on here as Scooby back in the day, deleted myself one day from the sheer boredom of it plus the call of life in general. Returned to have a nose around a year later, I'm sure we didn't used to have such open hatred before- it was more remarks leading to conflict. Absolutely brilliant.

I wouldn't look back with bad memories lads - yes I dropped out because I got bored but that was bound to happen eventually. But I also remember ****ing myself laughing at stuff random people on the internet who I didn't know had written. I'm not sure what's happened to all that really but I'm sure there's some comedy left somewhere. Coastie?

cheerio!

Scooba it's not really closing! Just Groucho up to his usual stuff. :glare: