Go on, there must be one or two!

I'll give good rep to anyone who names names, and my rep carries some considerable cashé these days!:good:

I don't know who gets up your @rse Groucho.

But Mo does my head in :ninja: as you might have guessed

I'll take my cash in unmarked tenners please.

OK, I'll play then.

Survivorfan really gets up my @rse (and he knows it) because despite the fact that I've asked him to lay off and that I have only replied to his posts in a positive way to try and diffuse things he still manages to make me feel stupid when he could just as easily say nothing!

He's the main reason why I don't come here as often as I did because every time I go to post something I have to read it and re-read it and I can tell he's going to pick the bones out of it so I delete it and don't bother.

I have no wish to get up anyone's A R S E ..Ewwwww:huh:

I love everyone well except for.............Bon's, Survivor, Bella, Floops, Maureen, Msgirl, Grouch, Pat's, Crit, Fee, Haydon......................:wink2: :p

Can I play too?

Groucho, you sometimes get up my ar$e because on more than one occasion you've made a snidey comment in reply to one of my posts, for no reason at all.

Can I play too?

Groucho, you sometimes get up my ar$e because on more than one occasion you've made a snidey comment in reply to one of my posts, for no reason at all.

There now PJ, doesn't that feel better? :applause:

Btw, there's always a reason!

He's the main reason why I don't come here as often as I did

You should be thanking me for doing you a service then.

Hmmm, all of you have at one time or another ... does that make me a bad person.

Right now Grouch - you win. Just because you are loaded, not all of us are.

Hmmm, all of you have at one time or another ... does that make me a bad person.

Right now Grouch - you win. Just because you are loaded, not all of us are.

You mean p*ssed?

Not anymore, horribly hungover now!

Not anymore, horribly hungover now!

I hope you arent suffering too much (said with as much sarcasm as i can muster on a wet Thursday morning) :ninja:

Groucho, you get up my **** because you're extremely good at stirring up trouble without ever getting your fingers dirty.

How about you put your money where you mouth is for a change and actually name names rather than just limping along on the back of other people's arguments? :bye:

Ooh, it's like summoning a genie from a bottle!

I thought it had gotten colder round here.:cold:



How about you put your money where you mouth is for a change and actually name names


OK babycakes, YOU DO! :glare:

Yeah well, YOU DO TOO so there!

Jeez is that all you can muster? Get back to playgroup darling.

I think a much better thread would have been: "Members whose @rses I would like to get up."

I think a much better thread would have been: "Members whose @rses I would like to get up."

OK Mik - you go first.

Go for it Mik......been to any of those good parties recently? :cool:

Jakey used to get my goat (much more appropriate for a minor, dontcha think?), but he's gone - thank the Lord!

ILS used to get up my ar$e because she made it sooooo obvious that I got up hers and spoiled my enjoyment of this wonderful place. Why, I really don't know and if you're reading this ils I REALLY DON'T CARE! :bye:

OK Mik - you go first.

Go for it Mik

Well obviously you two would be at the verytop of my list :)

rubbernecking is a useful skill at those good parties you know!

Groucho, you get up my **** because you're extremely good at stirring up trouble without ever getting your fingers dirty.

I know what you mean, floops, but it's not Groucho who gets up mine (not for this reason, anyway), but all the ar$e-licking groupies on the board who would crucify anyone else if they did/said the same things.

Isle of Weather sometimes gets up my ar$e because most of what he says, he says for maximum shock value - and that style is soooooo last season.


Oooo this is good. Where's Ceri when you need her?

despite the fact that I've asked him to lay off and that I have only replied to his posts in a positive way to try and diffuse things

I presume this includes your reaction to the infamous Jap Snap, and your suggestion I should f-**k off you moron when I once disagreed with you. YOu're right, all highly positive stuff.

You're probably letting something bother you that you should let go of, after all, I think the only time recently I reacted to one of your posts was to disagree about the merits of 'Aisleyne' which unless you have your priorities all wrong is hardly something to get concerned about.

Well obviously you two would be at the verytop of my list :)

Can I put you at the bottom?

I don't have to name names to say who got my ar$e, it was hardly a well hidden secret!

Mo, sorry love but I just can't get my head round what it is your trying to get across.

IOW - sometimes you just talk out of your ar$e.

I presume this includes your reaction to the infamous Jap Snap, and your suggestion I should f-uck off you moron when I once disagreed with you. YOu're right, all highly positive stuff.

You're probably letting something bother you that you should let go of, after all, I think the only time recently I reacted to one of your posts was to disagree about the merits of 'Aisleyne' which unless you have your priorities all wrong is hardly something to get concerned about.

See, there you go again. You deliberately twist things to your own end. I said "to diffuse" things which is obviously a reference to our mutual differences after the Jap Snap (and I don't remember telling you to F-off but if I did you must have really pi$$ed me off because it's not something I say generally) but you have to bring up those 2 points because it makes you appear to be so virtuous and me to be a liar.

Well done SF. You play dirty and you don't care if it doesn't win you any friends because you don't need them do you? In fact, why are you here? Who ARE you? Where do they find these people? Ooops, maybe I do watch too much Big Brother.

I don't have my priorities wrong - you do. You must come on here with the attitude of "who can I ridicule or make to look like a plonker today then" and all you're really doing is making yourself look bad. Get over it.

You're very good at making someone else look like an aggressor as a way of having a go at them. Passive-aggressive behaviour it's called isn't it?

If you have some built-up anger that you need to get off your chest by having a bish-bash with some bloke, you might be better off having a go at your old man, I think from what you've said about him this might be at the root of it.

You're very good at making someone else look like an aggressor as a way of having a go at them. Passive-aggressive behaviour it's called isn't it?

If you have some built-up anger that you need to get off your chest by having a bish-bash with some bloke, you might be better off having a go at your old man, I think from what you've said about him this might be at the root of it.

Clarify? I need to know what you're referring to here before I can even attempt to reply.

I've compiled my very own list (it's quite long so bear with me).

I really wish you lot would give me some sort of prior notice as to when you're all going to start bitching and fighting. Perhaps some sort of warning bell could be rigged up? Something that rings in my office when something is going down in the playground? Perhaps it should be tied into Groucho's alchohol level as well. Could be quite technical, so maybe it's a job for Blink.

Dang, my list is too big! In fact it's too long to post it here, so I've had to create a whole web page about it. If you can be bothered to read my list, here it is (http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/forums/memberlist.php). j/k

Peeps, remember.... be happy. :) and don't be too spiteful to one another, there really is a person at the other end. Some of those people may not have such thick skin as you.

Still scouring all my previous posts to find some evidence SF? Or do you keep notes of things to use in possible future arguments?

That's a very old trick, by the way. Insinuate that someone has a problem with somebody else and is taking it out on you - in your words "diddums".

No, I don't take notes. You mentioned your hubby a couple of times to my recollection, both times to complain about something or other. Anyway, I have been taken to task about my last post as going too far, so I'd better stop that particular line of inquiry.

I hate the fact that Haydon's posts always fall a little short of the black leather clad dictator I was hoping for.

ILS used to get up my ar$e because she made it sooooo obvious that I got up hers and spoiled my enjoyment of this wonderful place. Why, I really don't know and if you're reading this ils I REALLY DON'T CARE! :bye:

:bye:






.

Perhaps it should be tied into Groucho's alchohol level as well.

That's a little personal....:cry:

you might be better off having a go at your old man, I think from what you've said about him this might be at the root of it.

No, THATS personal :mellow:

Bu that's the thing, don't put personal stuff about yourself up for discussion on the internet if you don't want it thrown back at you in whatever form at a later date.

Bu that's the thing, don't put personal stuff about yourself up for discussion on the internet if you don't want it thrown back at you in whatever form at a later date.

But doesnt everyone ? We have seen piccies of most peoples kids, pets ... front doors for heavens sakes. We do it because we trust the people on here.

Hell no, I don't trust anyone on here, more fool anyone who does.

Anyone on the planet can read anything you type, loonies, murderers, rapists, paedophiles, politicians. It may feel like a coffee group cos the people who post all know each other, but don't forget the lurkers.....

:bye:

Is that it? Now I know it can't be the real ILS posting, but some unoriginal imposter.

Phew!

Is that it? Now I know it can't be the real ILS posting, but some unoriginal imposter.

Phew!




Hey I'm real, what happened to you Pasty?

Well I love everyone......:pimp:


sits and waits for the bad rep to flood in........

Hey I'm real, what happened to you Pasty?


*taps* Looks like ILS.

*sniffs* Smells like ILS.

*reads* Same spelling mistakes as ILS. Just can't put my finger on it. Something's not quite right.

I hate the fact that Haydon's posts always fall a little short of the black leather clad dictator I was hoping for.
ahh I take that as a compliment. :) In the past people genuinely thought I was a dictator. hehe. Not me.... the leather chaps my hairy legs too much.

Something's not quite right.




Really and what is that?

ahh I take that as a compliment. :) In the past people genuinely thought I was a dictator. hehe. Not me.... the leather chaps my hairy legs too much.

Damn, what does a girl have to do round here to get a good beating? :pimp:

Really and what is that?
That's more like it. Comes back with a seemingly innocent question because she just can't let it lie, but fails to be entertaining.

That's more like it. Comes back with a seemingly innocent question because she just can't let it lie, but fails to be entertaining.

Pot kettle! :bye:

Oi, Groucho don''t make promises you can't keep - WHERE IS MY REP?!! I named names! I got one box and maybe you can just help me get on my way to another one........I lie awake at night thinking about my boxes don't you and then someone offers me the chance to add to it and what happens.....sod all, thats what.......SO GIVE ME IT NOW!

.SO GIVE ME IT NOW!
In light of the title of this thread Bella, would you like the opportunity to re phrase that?

Buzz, in the light of what I've heard, probably not. :w00t:

In light of the title of this thread Bella, would you like the opportunity to re phrase that?

Oh heck no, you get one life may as well live it dangerously and on the edge!

There now PJ, doesn't that feel better? :applause:
Btw, there's always a reason!
Go on then...

You're very good at making someone else look like an aggressor as a way of having a go at them. Passive-aggressive behaviour it's called isn't it?

If you have some built-up anger that you need to get off your chest by having a bish-bash with some bloke, you might be better off having a go at your old man, I think from what you've said about him this might be at the root of it.

To my knowledge Crit has never implied anything wrong in her relationship with her partner, my brother, other than general frustrations about every day things that we all get off our chest on here.

Their relationship is very easy going and probably better than most of the couples on here to imply anything else touches on being over personal for a cyber site.

Now if you wish to score points on my defence of my SIL feel free.

BTW I do have people that annoy me on here but I gave up name calling in kindergarten.

To my knowledge Crit has never implied anything wrong in her relationship with her partner, my brother, other than general frustrations about every day things that we all get off our chest on here.

Their relationship is very easy going and probably better than most of the couples on here to imply anything else touches on being over personal for a cyber site.

Now if you wish to score points on my defence of my SIL feel free.

BTW I do have people that annoy me on here but I gave up name calling in kindergarten.


Well said Mazza :applause:

i lurve you all even thou gh you give me hernia's................i is pithed so please excuse///////

To my knowledge Crit has never implied anything wrong in her relationship with her partner, my brother, other than general frustrations about every day things that we all get off our chest on here.

Their relationship is very easy going and probably better than most of the couples on here to imply anything else touches on being over personal for a cyber site.

Now if you wish to score points on my defence of my SIL feel free.

BTW I do have people that annoy me on here but I gave up name calling in kindergarten.

So what is the problem then?

Cat annoys me cos she isn't here and we need her :nerd: .

I need to know about the fate of her revolting yellow shrug.

It also annoys me when drunk people spam the board saying how drunk they are :photo:

So what is the problem then?



OOOOOeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr handbags at ten pac es.................... SF ave a beer yoy uptight a r se

It also annoys me when drunk people spam the board saying how drunk they are :photo:

hee hee.....................:w00t:

It also annoys me when drunk people spam the board saying how drunk they are :photo:

Yep, posting drunk aint big and it aint clever! :ninja:

Yep, posting drunk aint big and it aint clever! :ninja:



oh shut up you is all boring fart-s.............

Posting when drunk is totally fine and to be encouraged, but ffs say something contraversial that you can then excuse yourself from the next morning, rather than waste your drunkenness on 'oI'm pis hed' posts.

So what is the problem then?


I have no idea as I don't read all the posts and when Crit and I meet up SO is rarely discussed, we tend to chat more about RL issues.

I joined in this thread as I believe your remark was way to personal and far from the truth and I felt the need to state that.

tsk, tsk, I've come back from near death and y'all have been fighting without me!!:boxing: :laugh:

I have no idea as I don't read all the posts and when Crit and I meet up SO is rarely discussed, we tend to chat more about RL issues.


DO me a favour, next time you see her try to find out what it is - she clearly has a bone up her ass about something, and whatever it is needs sorting. If it's just my posting style she doesn't like, I'd have to say tough - this is a public discussion forum not a Mothers' Meeting. On the other hand if she thinks I'm targetting her in some way, ask her to show you what she means and if you think she's right let me know and I'll take a look.

ahh I take that as a compliment. :) In the past people genuinely thought I was a dictator. hehe. Not me.... the leather chaps my hairy legs too much.

Hello Haydon,

If leather is a material you are fond of wearing, the trousers need copious amounts of talc next to the skin, to render easy removal when undressing.:blush:

Maureen
Northern angel.

Bu that's the thing, don't put personal stuff about yourself up for discussion on the internet if you don't want it thrown back at you in whatever form at a later date.


I must have it wrong again. Having a laugh at yourself now and then isn't a bad idea, but ultimately we all need to respect each other for who we are.

An important part of that is knowing when to say your sorry.

Maureen
Northern angel.

forum members that get up my @rse are the ones not in my 'clique' and the really fretfull thing is...I haven't got my 'clique' quite assembled!!!!:laugh: :applause: I just like saying 'clique', it gets everyone's goat. I'll go somewhere else now...:wink2:

Isle of Weather sometimes gets up my ar$e because most of what he says, he says for maximum shock value - and that style is soooooo last season.


Oooo this is good. Where's Ceri when you need her?


Since when has there been an in season or off season, for style and trend. Isle of Weather writes good posts does he not? Irrespective of whether such posts are intended for maximum shock or not its far better than trivia. In fact anyone with anything to say in any debate contributes in a valuable and up to date way. Not last season at all.

Maureen
Northern angel.

Since when has there been an in season or off season, for style and trend.

Pretty much forever, I'd say. Chaucer's Middle English, Shakespeare's rhyming couplets, Victorian melodrama, transatlantic influences, the dreaded txt spk...

And now, as internet posting becomes more common, the style is inevitably evolving, with a falling off of the Keyboard Warrior style that Patsy referred to.

In fact anyone with anything to say in any debate contributes in a valuable and up to date way.

That's a rather sweeping statement!

Hello Fee,

Oooh, love most of your first sentence except, text speak. I did spy a book to aid deciphering the annoying coded language, but it still annoys me as students have used it in assignments.

On the subject of what people contribute, I apologise I am fond of sweeping statements. The one above I think is true in most cases, its also current and of the day.

BTW apologies for getting up your ****. It was not intended.

Maureen
Northern angel.

An important part of that is knowing when to say your sorry.


And indeed knowing when to say nothing at all.

Thread killer :bag:

Mo, tell you what. Why don't you start a "defend those who others claim get up their ****" thread?

'there', surely ? :)

And yes I am being ironic

'there', surely ? :)

And yes I am being ironic
Well don't be.


some people don't get it!

don't care :)

'there', surely ? :)

And yes I am being ironic

Your being facetious to.

Well don't be.


some people don't get it!

That's not Floppy's fault though is it?:huh:

Your being facetious to.

Some. May say so.

i think, your all takeing this to far, now

I'd just like to say that Dave's really getting up my ****.

Please expand.

Your post, not your ****.

No, that's it. Dave just happened to be up my **** at that moment. Doesn't make typing easy, let me tell you.

I can imagine. :huh:

i think, your all takeing this to far, now

That'll be taking, Patsy.:nerd:

We were all being a bit ironic, Bella. Do keep up, dear.

Well I love every single one of you..... My day isn't complete until I have found out what you all just hate and what you all love and what you are doing this evening or listening to right now. I tell you, I just cannot contain my glee when I see each and every one of your front doors. I'd really love to be able to meet with you all but I just can't tear myself away in case one of you not attending the meet posts something earth-shattering.




excuse me I must go and read the CLI spoilers so that I know what is going to happen and therefore not have to tear myself away to watch the real world and miss time on here.

Well I love every single one of you..... My day isn't complete until I have found out what you all just hate and what you all love and what you are doing this evening or listening to right now. I tell you, I just cannot contain my glee when I see each and every one of your front doors. I'd really love to be able to meet with you all but I just can't tear myself away in case one of you not attending the meet posts something earth-shattering.




excuse me I must go and read the CLI spoilers so that I know what is going to happen and therefore not have to tear myself away to watch the real world and miss time on here.


ABSOLUTELY BLOODY HILARIOUS! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That is the first post for a long time which has made me laugh out loud with laughter.

Slipper - thank you!

ABSOLUTELY BLOODY HILARIOUS! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That is the first post for a long time which has made me laugh out loud with laughter.

Slipper - thank you!

Think you need to get out more Fig!!! :photo:

Think you need to get out more Fig!!! :photo:

No, no!

If I got out more, then I'd never find time to share the minutae of my life with you all like I do now.......

No, no!

If I got out more, then I'd never find time to share the minutae of my life with you all like I do now.......

So we all benefit!

Where's the downside? :unsure:

So we all benefit!

Where's the downside? :unsure:

You're missing the irony in my post. Tsk, never mind.

Isn't there a question you can ansser in the Question and Answer post.....

So sorry Figs old man.....I didn't realise you did irony! :ohmy:

I thought you only did square! :laugh:

You're missing the irony in my post. Tsk, never mind.

Isn't there a question you can ansser in the Question and Answer post.....

Seems to me that if you don't like the lighthearted bits of the forum, it's pretty stupid to post in them.

Just my personal opinion.

So sorry Figs old man.....I didn't realise you did irony! :ohmy:

I thought you only did square! :laugh:

You think "irony" is a shape?

You think "irony" is a shape?

Sure it it...looks like this:

http://www.pauldoeman.com/drawings/iron/thumbnails/iron_drawing_001.jpg

:cool:

Seems to me that if you don't like the lighthearted bits of the forum, it's pretty stupid to post in them.

Just my personal opinion.

Where did I say that I didn't like those parts of the forum? There is no point to them, but in a way that IS the point? I see that and I have no issue with it. I have never said that I have.

It seems to me that you see stupidity where actually you fail to understand.

That of course, is just my personal opinion.

Where did I say that I didn't like those parts of the forum? There is no point to them, but in a way that IS the point? I see that and I have no issue with it. I have never said that I have.

It seems to me that you see stupidity where actually you fail to understand.

That of course, is just my personal opinion.

Well the fact that you found slipper's post to be absolutely hilarious, when it was obviously a ****-take of that kind of thread, would lead most people, myself included, to draw that conclusion. Plus the fact that you don't take part in them. Hardly rocket science, even for someone as lacking in comprehension as me :cool: .

Floopy, for calling me butch, nuff said :D

Sure it it...looks like this:

http://www.pauldoeman.com/drawings/iron/thumbnails/iron_drawing_001.jpg

:cool:
Oh, that's good. :laugh: :laugh:

Floopy, for calling me butch, nuff said :D

Me up your **** and you're butch? Goodness, do you wear dungarees? :w00t:

Well the fact that you found slipper's post to be absolutely hilarious, when it was obviously a ****-take of that kind of thread, would lead most people, myself included, to draw that conclusion. Plus the fact that you don't take part in them. Hardly rocket science, even for someone as lacking in comprehension as me :cool: .

Draw as many conclusions as you like, but it won't turn your conclusions into "fact".

I found Slippers post hilarious because I appreciated the underlying sarcasm. Whether or not I actually agreed with the underlying sentiment is not something I revealed and therefore is not something you actually know.

As for the more pointless threads, I don't post on them very often because I am not here very often. Simple as that. My personal feelings on those threads is again not something that you have any knowledge of.

You seem very reluctant to state your actual opinion on anything, Figaro. Why so guarded?

Isn't the point of a discussion forum to discuss your point of view? We can all tell people what we don't think, but it's far more interesting to say what you actually do think. Don't you think?

What's the point of implications and ambiguities? Doesn't make for very interesting discussion.

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I shall off to the major issue of the world today.







Bonzi's the sale of a cooker and the world debt of £25

Bonzi's the sale of a cooker and the world debt of £25


It sounds like all formal negotiations have broken down Slipps. :surrender:

Bonnie has lined her tanks up along the border between their 2 desks!:boxing:

Is Coffee Banana on the case yet??






Questio: Why is it whenever I see "Bush getting a grip" in the headlines I smurk?


I got bad rep for #103

You seem very reluctant to state your actual opinion on anything, Figaro. Why so guarded?

Isn't the point of a discussion forum to discuss your point of view? We can all tell people what we don't think, but it's far more interesting to say what you actually do think. Don't you think?

What's the point of implications and ambiguities? Doesn't make for very interesting discussion.
Not true. I believe that I use this discussion forum in the manner intended. I agree that it is more interesting to state your actual thoughts on a matter, but I think I have done that more than once, on more than one thread in this forum.

But I state my point of view on the things that I want to state my point of view on, and decline to do so on the things that I don't want to proffer an opinion on. Isn't that the same as every member here?

But, if I don't state an opinion it doesn't necessarily mean that I am being guarded. It just means that I haven't chosen to state my opinion.

Joining a discussion forum does not oblige you to voice your opinion on every thread you read. You are surely as free to decline from statement as you are welcomed to make one?

I got bad rep for #103

I got it for #104

I've got more bad rep than good on my current showing! :w00t:

Joining a discussion forum does not oblige you to voice your opinion on every thread you read.

Ah, there's someone I'd like you to have a chat with! :wink2:

Ah, there's someone I'd like you to have a chat with! :wink2:
Haha - :)

Different strokes Groucho.

Not true. ...one?

:sleep: :sleepy: