A little girl turns to her mother and says, "Mummy,

Billy next door has a willy just like a peanut."

"Do you mean its really tiny?" replies her mother.

"No", the girl answers, "I mean its really salty."

........:shocking:........

Little Billy's class has a new English (yes I know it's 'Literacy' these days) teacher. She sets them a little homework task. "Children, I want you to go home and find out what the word indifferent means.

Next day she asks them who has found out, a few hands go up, and little Billy in the back row is waving his hand like mad. "Right Billy, what do you think?" "It means marvellous, Miss". "Well,not really Billy, but what made you think that?" "Well miss, last night I was going past mum and dad's bedroom, and mum said 'Cor Jim, that's marvellous', and dad said 'yeah I know, it's in different."