http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/23359102

Janet Jackson stunned Capital radio bosses by demanding chilled spring water from Fiji before she would agree to a studio interview. And it gets worse


Anyway, what would your rider be ?

Here is a site tabulating some of the past and present riders

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/index.html



It obviously depends upon what performance you are doing but I think mine would be quite simple.

I think I'd just insist on not having to meet any members of the public.

Plus a limo to and from my door :cool1:

Plus a limo to and from my door :cool1:

:)

Limos are so chav!

Not strech limo, darlin, and they don't just come in white you know .

Grouch, your Essex is showing.

I'd want a shower

Clean socks for after the performance just in case I decided to wear shoes afterwards

Selection of standard refreshments (beer/coke/lemonade/fruit juices/tea/fresh coffee/water [still and sparkling]/cold milk)

Fruit

Nuts

Jaffa Cakes

Buffet food but not sandwiches or sausage roll or gougons...I bl00dy hate gougons

selection of breakfast cereals to munch

Some way of playing music

Air-cond'd transport and dressing room

Wow Slipps.....you're so f***ing rock and roll!

How about clean vest and underpants as well? :pimp:

What are underpants?

By vest do you mean singlet? Nah, I'd bring my own as I wouldn't trust anyone else to get the right make and material!!

I've got simple tastes, I have.

Johnny Depp
Chocolate sauce.

I'd want my gay friend Damian and his straight best friend Mike, doing their ****ed up Funky Monkey dance and telling me I'm fabulous.

......... and dried apricots and ginger beer, lashings of it.

Southern comfort, diet coke and a bed for when I collapse please :D

Oh and Pats, I'm with you on the Ginger Beer :D but dried apricots??? I'll be in Fees dressing room plying Johnny with alcohol if anyone needs me.

Transport to and from the gig...a Lexus, with driver, would be fine, to save on the hassel of me having to find somewhere to park.

UK made Cadbury's Chocolate (none of this Hershy imitation rubbish)...salmonella...pah...I know no fear! :yahoo:

Marshmellows and a small stove to cook them over.

Hot, very weak juice for before the gig...Guiness for after!

A masseuse for before and after the gig.

3 back stage passes...one for Mama Coastie and one each for my bestest, bestest mates.

Mmm...that'll do for starters!

I'll be in Fees dressing room plying Johnny with alcohol if anyone needs me.
I don't think so http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/handbags.gif

:boxing: Can I add a few bodyguards to my rider?