Send a virtual message in a bottle and get replies back from everywhere!

Beware, it's sooo addictive this.

http://www.oceangram.com/

How do you see if anyone's wrote you a message?

Just wait a while and a bottle should come to your shore.

It won't be your original message though, it could be from anyone!

Have you got any back yet, Andrea?

I got one, it says...

“Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.”
Ambrose Bierce
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Great quote--gotta love Ambrose Bierce when you're feeling bitter
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Over me head you go Ambrose..Phe UK

I've kept a window open with it on (sad I know) and had one back about every 10 minutes (well apart from the last hour of watching x-factor:) )

I just got a message saying that you can get lots more messages if you open more windows :laugh:

Now has three open

You saddo!

I've got two open!

It works!

God, I'm popular :nerd:

But the question is, what exciting words have you read!:glare:

Mostly 'I thank God for my beautiful children':bored:

I cast out a message for you Andrea. I wonder if you'll get it - and who'll have read it in the meantime:laugh:

Message cast out for Fee as well!

The other board I go on are addicted to this and I've actually received one from one of the guys of there.

Mad innit!

This is actually quite exciting!

I've just sent my first message, awaiting something back!

Best one yet:

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live alone by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, in the bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, like doggies, every position imaginable!" Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky b***ard. Was she pretty?" .......... "Dunno... never found the head!

:laugh:

Evidently I have a 'wiggly cork' and have to check back later...story of my life!!:ranting:

I got it to work!!!:w00t: :sun: I had to download something...I sent 2 out!

Well I've sent out a bunch of messages telling people to come here, so **** knows what kind of loons that might attract :w00t:

Me too! :applause:

Did you put your name on? I told them 'tell them floopy sent you' and I want a medal for every new loon I attract.

No, no name. That way I can lay claim to anyone new.:pimp:

Dear floppy floopy,

Don't you think we have 1 loon too many?? That's not even counting me (you heifer), and Woodstock (awww bless, he's 'special'), what kind of loon are you trying to attract?? Give them all the usual warnings. where the fire exits are and all that?? I have 2 peeeps in mind!!:laugh:

Any loon's a good loon in my book.

It's the boring ones I can't stand :pimp:

This is the dog's knackers altogether...:yahoo:

got a weirdo wishing me peace and many caeser salads....:blink:

It's brilliant, I've had about 5 replies back now, but I got one from Bangor, Maine last night which had set sail about 2 hours before - I had a romantic idea that my bottles would be floating around in cyberspace for weeks, not minutes. :mad2:

I've had a few back. The furthest was from Canada.

I had a dodgy one back too. Made me laugh 'cos he obviously was a right nutcase.:laugh:

I'm tempted to leave the window open all night just to make myself feel really popular tomorrow morning :w00t:

Send my first few oceangrams jsut waiting for those replies to come flooding in now!

Loved the joke btw Fee!!! :bag:

Oh ******, I have a wiggly cork!

I've had a few of those, they get stuck half way out. Blummin annoying. :sly:

:wallbash: I can't get on now. The page won't load.....

It's brilliant, I've had about 5 replies back now, but I got one from Bangor, Maine last night which had set sail about 2 hours before - I had a romantic idea that my bottles would be floating around in cyberspace for weeks, not minutes. :mad2:


OMG-Stephen King lives there!! Was it from him reckon??:wub:

I had to get 'verified' and the site was acting up...so, mine are still in limbo and I'm jealous about y'all getting replies...and I'm in limbo.:ranting:

Oh dear. I think we killed it :laugh:

It's fixed again, although my latest missive said

"I love my teddy bear
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Good for you
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I love Jesus and he is alive"

Give me something to work with , purlease :wallbash:

I keep getting a lot of God related ones - do you think I should repent pronto :laugh:

I got one saying 'jesus save me from your followers'

I have borrowed it and used it with mucho gusto :laugh:

Edit to say that God moves i mysterious ways - I still can't get on!

I miss my dog, Pandora. Who do you miss right now?
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Im miss my boyfriend, hes got a full time job and we used to be together 27, 7.
Message floated past Blackpool, England - 15th Aug 06
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I miss my son.-- Message picked in Santa Barbara , CA 08/15/06 at 11:55 AM

my reply:
I miss intelligent conversation :glare:

I miss there being 27 hours in a day :nerd:

:applause: Blackpool though.

Last one just said "Oh Gillian!" :huh:

It's as bad as some of the tosh on DS :laugh:

This has been the best one in ages; I love the use of the term 'her ex'

What shall I do? I need help.
<hr style="color: rgb(209, 209, 225);" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --><!-- message --> I was going out with a girl that I knew for ages it only lasted 2 days, Then after I was still friends with her, and when she was over her best friends house she added my on her best friends account. A few days late she got me (her ex) and her best friend together and we love(d) each other, then the first person told her best friend to choose bettwen us (chose best friend) now 2 weeks later my and her best friend have got back together secretly but I dont know what to do? I need help. (what to say???)


thanks

What did you say by way of advice?

I didn't, but was tempted by 'Buy an English Primer' :laugh:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/cid_01993B5C-95C3-4AF5-96AC-BEFD936.gif

Have a blinkie Fee...

I love that, can I steal it *looks around* well I'm going to anyway :D

Go ahead Sam...Fee will share...or is it her that doesn't play well with others?? :laugh:

I have a BUNCH of really good ones...I could do a "Blinkie-A-Day" thread??!! (hmmmmmmm,she ponders:huh: )

Oh yeah, floppy floops...the two little girls in the sepia pic on my sig, that's for you hun...feel free to have it and think of me fondly when you see it!!:wub: :laugh:

Moi? Crabby?? I'm sure I don't know what you mean. :evilmad:

I have sent three...

One saying greetings from the south coast of England...one saying they should check out this site...one saying something else that I can't remember right now!...oh that's right I said that Clowns are scarey!

No messages for me to open yet though and I signed all mine Coastie! :w00t:

Ooo my first message:

Once upon a time there was a man in a tuxedo. He woke up in a forest, not knowing who he was or where he came from. Brushing off his clothes, he made his way to the nearest town. No one seemed to recognize him, except for a little girl. She ran up to him and exclaimed, "...
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Daddy, why are you still wearing your tux. and where is Mommy. TO this the man replied...
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??
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Where are your grandparents, who has been watching you? Take me to them.
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I left her in the forest to hear what sound a tree makes when it falls.
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Jeeves... where is my banana split?
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and the girl laughed because she saw the tree fall but did not hear it.
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but then she thought, " DO I make a sound when I laugh?"
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or did the tree really fall?


:huh: :huh: :huh:

nice to know there are peeps out there even more out of wack than us lot...:nerd:

nice to know there are peeps out there even more out of wack than us lot...:nerd:

Yeah and since a few of us have sent this website address in little cyber-bottles a few of these wacks may be joining us soon! :surrender:

'Spect they'll settle in nicely with you lot, luckily I'll be around to provide some sensible and intelligent discussion :devil:

*runs away and hides*