I remember we did a game once where you say something about the person who posts before you, it can be nice but prefereably nasty... and it can be the truth or prefrably a complete lie.

So whoever posts next can say they think I smell or they think I'm a stupid idiot with too many carrots....

(Hopefully) it's all light-hearted, and a bit of fun!

So do your worst!

Flyo cons his way into old womens houses so he can nick their dirty knickers and sniff them! :sick:

Coastie makes bizarre excuses for losing her dirty knickers.

Fee doesn't wear knickers :ohmy:

Sambo plays with sock puppets when she should be working!

Coastie has clearly been spying on me :o

And sam clearly loves every moment of being spied upon

betcha sea breeze's farts don't smell like sea breeze.

Drinks like a fish, and eats blummin slowly.

Has pie eating contests with her two dogs...she always wins!

Coasties forehead wrinkles are so bad she has to screw her hat on.

Gat likes to suck the feet of men who work on sewage farms!

Coastie smells like the feet of men who work on sewage farms mixed with cabbage... eww...

Flyo has been sniffing Coastie in a perverted deranged way :D

Sammboelyn eats kangaroo droppings...

Darnit I assumed I was the only one up and would be safe until tomorrow :D


Anyway Flyo is soooooo uncultured as not to know Kangaroo droppings are far superior to the rabbit droppings Flyo is muching on :huh:

They look like nibblets! Tasty!

Sammboelyn drinks the blood of vampire bats....

Flyo can't keep any secrets I've shared :D

Sam has been a very busy posting bunny this morning....

and smells of wee.

Tigereye loves the smell of wee

When Seabreeze was born, the doctor slapped her mother....

Gat collects dog poo to sculpt into garden ornaments...

Coastie thinks, just because the TV 'seaside rescue' camera's have filmed her, she's all it!

Andrea eats mouldy bread from the bin

Flyo eats poo because he really does think he's a fly!

Coasties farts are used to warn shipping in bad weather

Seabreeze is a smartypants!!

MissG was once married to a chicken...when she relised her mistake she killed it, deep fried and ate the evidence!:shocking:

Coastie..... so called because people like to put cups on her so's not to make marks on furniture:unsure:

Ziller was dragged up , not bought up

SB collects vomit samples from outside pubs!

Coastie has a 'plastic fetish'!!:pimp:

I prefer rubber actually :wink2:

MissG has nipple rings and a chain to join them so her hubby can lead her round by it!

Coastie has barnacles.

Patsy's Patrick avatar has a crack problem...see how jittery he is!!(Patricia Jane...empty your E-MAIL account, it's bouncing stuff!! Merci beau coup, mon cheri!!:cool:

msgirl robs banks to feed Patsy's avatars crack habit because she likes watching it dance like a loony :nod:

Samm eats Haggis all day long and is a Haggis basher.

Bridge lets people walk all over her. :w00t:

Pat's is a stuck up snob from Kent, oh lah de da. :laugh: (just kidding Pats)

Bridge calls 999 to do a hoax fire call, just so she can ogle some firemen

so true. :blush:

Mars is a demented, sexual predator who is on the prowl constantly.:naughty:

ditto :cool:

Bridge loves to walk round town.

Nude.

Mars is mad as a box of frogs!

Andrea's a closet brunette. :shocking:

Patsy is a closet.

Tigereye is a tea-total navvy from Limerick.

Patsy steals mens underwear from washing lines

..... and the problem with that is...........?

Seabreeze - pah! Whiff of pungent pond more like.

Patsy used to be married to one of the Gallagher brothers. I forget which one.

She's probably had them both anyway

Mars is only jealous.

Gallagher Brothers'?? I thought Patsy was doin' Pete Doherty AND Kate Moss.:naughty:

Msg? From Southern United States?
She's really a scrubber from Barnsley!

Andrea should know.....she is a scrubber from Blackpool (which obviously makes her a better class of scrubber altogether)

Buzz holidays in Benidorm :glare:

Buzz holidays in Benidorm :glare:
Not anymore I don't!!! feckin hell hole....


Fee is too old and wrinkly for hot pants..

Buzz was always too wrinkly for hotpants.

Buzz was always too wrinkly for hotpants.
I so knew that was coming once i hit the post button:laugh:

Fee loves me really!!!:nerd:

Buzz suffers from delusions :boxing:

Fee talks funny and lives with a cat...oops, that's really true!!

Fee got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the 'W's!!:smartie:

Two sentences. Both making sense. Now there's something you don't see often in Jen's posts.

Bitch Heifer!!



Fee and Patricia Jane) would make Roget and Mr. Webster have migraines with their pedant obsession!!:ninja:

Oooh - almost a compliment:wink_kiss

Webster? Wasn't he the American who thought he could produce a Dictionary? :glare:

(oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, so who's the ultimate dictionary producer??)



Fee bites off her toenails...:sick:

http://www.oed.com/


Jen would love to bite off her toenails, but she can't bend over that far :boxing:

Fee smells...

Flyo, we can all smell you, not just me.

Have a bath, lovey. Please.

Fee wears Granny Panties...shhhhh!, don't tell her I told!!:w00t:

msgirl wears her grannies pants

....... and Mars sniffs them.

Patsy braids her armpit hair!

.......and Coastie sniffs it.

Patsy likes to put ferrets in her pants!

Even blind ferrets with a poor sense of smell wouldn't go near Coastie's pants.

Patsy obviously has too much time on her hands today :mellow:

Bonnie dances with her dogs to the sounds of Tom Jones!

(actually, thats true :laugh: ).


Coastie is a massive groupie - and used to camp outside the house of Bros in the 80s.

Bonsai likes to drink sweat freshly squeezed from David Beckhams football socks.

Wayne likes to dye his hair pink and run around the streets naked while singing 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!'

Coastie likes to watch

...while Mars prefers to join in covered in chocolate body paint!

Coastie has got a special pair of binoculours ready for the event

Mars looks like Lily Savage.

Patsy shaves Lilly Savage's legs before a show...with her teeth!!

Coastie is a gorgeous, sweet and lovely lady!

........ who doesn't own a mirror.

Coastie is a gorgeous, sweet and lovely lady!
hahaha I thought who is the idiot that wrote that :laugh:


Patsy is jealous she didn`t think of that first :)

SB has worry lines so deep that her face is recognised as the UK's answer to the Grand Canyon!

Seabreeze smells more like stagnant pond.

Patsy slower than a snail with a broken foot!

Coastie's a secret rat killer.

Patsy eats dead woodlice on toast with a side helping of slug slime...

Coastie has just received the recipe

Mars's poots smell of decaying flesh and the intestines of a gorrilla with a bacterial infection!

Mars's poots smell of decaying flesh and the intestines of a gorrilla with a bacterial infection!

Is that not normal?:huh:

Coastie's poots smell of flowers. That have been dead for 5000 years

Mars likes to lick the soles of strangers shoes while they are sitting waiting for the bus...

Coastie was so ugly when she was born, the midwife slapped her mother.