... anyone here NEVER had it?

Not intentionally. :blush:

not when I was sober! :laugh: ... ah heck who am I trying to kid!!!! :laugh:

Me!:nerd:


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... anyone here NEVER had it?

Define "casual sex". Is that when I'm still reading my book, smoking a fag and swigging my cup of tea? That's quite casual isn't it? So no, I've not NEVER had it :ninja:

I was going to say something along the same lines as Crit :laugh:

Maybe I have had it, but never noticed :huh:

Back in the 80s, when it was trendy, I kept my white socks on! :huh:

I have never slept with anyone wearing a Pringle jumper and/or soul belt.

I once painted my nails whilst having sex. As you can tell, it was really exciting :laugh:

I once painted my nails whilst having sex. As you can tell, it was really exciting :laugh:

And on which page of the Kama Sutra was that position Bons? :laugh:

Edit: Damn, I thought it said "toe nails" :ninja:

And on which page of the Kama Sutra was that position Bons? :laugh:

If my memory is right, it was page 88. Are you going to give it a whirl this evening :naughty:

If my memory is right, it was page 88. Are you going to give it a whirl this evening :naughty:

Naaah, we were up to page 210 before my dislocated hip ;)

My favourite line ever came from a documentary featuring some Liverpudlian pensioners talking about sex. One of them said she just tells her husband to pull her nightie back down when he's finished, and not wake her.

And her friend said - 'You're lucky you can get off to sleep that quick' :laugh:

Formal sex is not much of an alternative however.

"I say, have intercourse with me, have intercourse with me, large but yet colloquial term for the male of the species, until i feel a sensation of mild pain, ah correct, affirmative, oui" etc

kind of ruins the moment

I love a bit of potty talk during sex. :ninja:

In your case, I imagine that's 'Get off, it's your turn to change the baby'

In your case, I imagine that's 'Get off, it's your turn to change the baby'

Usually preceded by "And you can get the f***ing thing out of my back!":cry:

.....as I'm coming out of the bathroom........

.....as I'm coming out of the bathroom........
.......http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/lgh%20%289%29.gif...........

smaaaaaall house. really really smaaaaaaaaaaallllll house

Every day in our house starts with "groan, ooooh, aaaah, oh wait, oh yes, ummmm, aaaaah, yes! yes! Ohhhh yesssssss!"

And that's just me getting out of bed :bag:

... anyone here NEVER had it?

I don’t know what I’m doing wrong
Maybe I’ve been here too long
The songs on the radio sound the same
Everybody just looks the same
But then last night was so much fun
And now your sheets are dirty
The streets are dirty too but
You never look back over what you've done
Remember when you were young
You’d lose yourself
In the morning, you know you won’t remember a thing
In the morning, you know it’s gonna be alright

Wake him up, warm him up
Put him on the stage, well
The boy can’t help it, it’s not his fault
Just a dangerous dangerous thing
But then every night’s still so much fun
And you’re still out there darling
Clinging on to the wrong ideas but
I never regret anything I’ve done

Remember when you were young
You’d lose yourself
In the morning you know he won’t remember a thing
In the morning you know it’s gonna be alright

In the morning, you know he won’t remember a thing
In the morning, you know it’s gonna be all. . .
In the morning, you know he won’t remember a thing
In the morning, you know it’s gonna be all…
In the morning, you know he won’t remember a thing
In the morning, you know it’s gonna be alright

:yahoo:

Well who said anything about love
No not love she said
Dont you know that its different for girls
Dont give me love
No not love she said
Dont you know that its different for girls
Youre all the same


Joe Jackson

what you mean like one night stands? that's the same as casual se-x isn't it. well i may have had one or two in my early twenties when almost falling down drunk but would i now...........ummm Oh go on then.:w00t:

Joe Jackson

Love this song!! :yahoo:

... anyone here NEVER had it?
Guilty. I've only been with the one person, and that was only after marriage. So nothing casual about that. :D

Guilty. I've only been with the one person, and that was only after marriage. So nothing casual about that. :D

I bet that's only because all the others said 'no' - even after you got them tanked up.

It's just as well, SF, I would have got a rash from the facial hair.

It's just as well, SF, I would have got a rash from the facial hair.

Hello Blinky nice to see you back on the forum.:thumbsup: