For the benefit of any cultural language experts who fancy having a go at script writing a scene with regards to Geordie on the drink.

Have a one for me.:yahoo: :drinking: :beer: :wine: :oops:
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FLOHTAZ
Foreign matter to be occassionally found in beer. From ' Floaters' or
floating debris.

HOWBONNYLASS HOOZTHESCOTCH THE NEET.
Excuse me, miss, is the draught ale in a drinkable condition?

YELLBEGETTIN THEMIN?
Are you pushing the boat out, old boy?

FILLYERSEL WUNIN
Will you take a drink with me Landlord?

GIZABOTTLE OTHE BOMBER
Newcastle Brown Ale , potman, if you please.

JOCKERSONTHUPOP
My colleague John appears to be celebrating.

TWOPYZANDER CUPPLANPINTZ HINNY
My friend and I will try the cold table.

SMASHINPICKLESTHEM
My compliments to the chef.

FOWER DONALD PEERS ANATOMTHUMBJACK
Four beers and a small rum barman.

NOWT DEIN THUVSTOPYA TAP
I regret sir, that we cannot offer you extended credit.

OOTYEGAN YEKNAA YERBARD
We have instructions not to serve you, sir.

TYECKTHISBACKITSOFF
I really must complain about this ale.

WORLAZZIZ PINEAPPLE CHUNK
My lady wife is full of joie de vivre.

WORGANNYZ INTHE SNUG PALATIK
Grandmother's in the ante-room,jubilant.

GIVOWER YEYUNGUNZ DEYOR KORTIN OOTSEDYE.
Nymphs and shepherds come away.

WORLASSLE GANMAD WHENA GERRIN
My lady wife will be wondering where I've got to.

GORLUKKAHOR
By jove, that new barmaid is a corker!

HOWTHUHCOLLARZ OWER BIGON THISUN
This ale is rather frothy, potman.


AH SNIFFOV THEBARMAIDZPINNY WADKNOCKIMFLAT
Julian, poor chap, has no head for alcohol.

SHUTYERGOB ANGITSTUCKIN THEMCRISPS
Try a little snack, darling?

THEMPICKLES MEKSYA RIFT
Pardon me!

ITZOWER HETINHEOR THENEET
I fear the air-conditioning is out of order.

HOWTHEOR YESORVIN THENEET?
Waiter?

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Maureen
Northern angel.