Hi everyone, my first official post on SO let the madness commence.:shock: SO were are my free films:yahoo: :yahoo:

You'll just have to wait for Free XXX Movies to get in touch with you ... i bet you cant wait :w00t:

You'll just have to wait for Free XXX Movies to get in touch with you ... i bet you cant wait :w00t:
I think I may get to like it about here:cool: Tell me who should i avoid and what limits are there regarding language and risque humour??:laugh: Not that I would that sort of thing.....of course:laugh: :laugh:

Looks like you will fit in just fine, I have been away for a few months and there are several new members since then, so I feel like a born again SO virgin:w00t:

Tell me who should i avoid and what limits are there regarding language and risque humour??:laugh: Not that I would that sort of thing.....of course:laugh: :laugh:

Bad language is a no-no. If you type something that isnt allowed it will come up as ******'s.

Risque humour is totally allowed ..... just ask Groucho :ohmy:

Thank you both, you're making me feel very at home already..being N Irish we have many ways of expresing ourselves and some of our terminology is colourful, but not offensive. I liked particularly the Art Gallery link, and one of the human portraits caught my eye in particular:w00t: :w00t: can you guess which one it was:good: :thumbsup:

I liked particularly the Art Gallery link, and one of the human portraits caught my eye in particular:w00t: :w00t: can you guess which one it was:good: :thumbsup:

Do you mean the gallery ? If so, was it 'a man with a giant cock' ?

Do you mean the gallery ? If so, was it 'a man with a giant cock' ?No I haven't been there yet:blink: :blink: it was the link in Isis's post that I alluded too:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

No I haven't been there yet:blink: :blink: it was the link in Isis's post that I alluded too:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Oh .... ooops :bag:

Oh .... ooops :bag:
It would appear that, as yet,I am not privvy to the delights??? of the photo gallery. I suppose it takes time to get there and to use other functions on the board.:laugh:

Oh .... ooops :bag:

Trust Bonnie to lower the tone!!!!! Its usually Cat and Patsy, oh well!!!!!:laugh:

and dont do the :angel_not "shocked i'm an angel" routine Bonsai, we all know that you are a very naughty girl really:wink_kiss !!!!!

and dont do the :angel_not "shocked i'm an angel" routine Bonsai, we all know that you are a very naughty girl really:wink_kiss !!!!!

Moi :unsure: I really do think you have the wrong girl :p

Naughty girls?? with my reputation? in the girls room ?? with champagne???
Think of the consequences:applause: :applause: You may well have quite a way to go with me if you wish to lower the tone to my level:unsure:

Naughty girls?? with my reputation? in the girls room ?? with champagne???
Think of the consequences:applause: :applause: You may well have quite a way to go with me if you wish to lower the tone to my level:unsure:

I perhaps would have a long way to go, alas poor Bonnie, its too late for her!!!!!!

Love you long time my little pink pussy :wink2:

I perhaps would have a long way to go, alas poor Bonnie, its too late for her!!!!!!

Love you long time my little pink pussy :wink2:
Is this innuendo half hour???:excl: :excl:

Is this innuendo half hour???:excl: :excl:
No no. I am indeed a pink pussy. A very glamourous one at that ... see my lovely long eyelashes <-------- over there :wink2:

No no. I am indeed a pink pussy. A very glamourous one at that ... see my lovely long eyelashes <-------- over there :wink2: Yes of course Bon how could I miss them, one of your best features:applause: :applause: so what does pussy lover under your avatar mean?? and why does mine say spammer??? can we swop??:whistling: :whistling:

so what does pussy lover under your avatar mean?? and why does mine say spammer??? can we swop??:whistling: :whistling:

I like persian cats ... and have three. You see, we dont all have a gutter mind :blush:

You are a spammer because you havent posted enough. The more you post your title will change.

I like persian cats ... and have three. You see, we dont all have a gutter mind :blush:

You are a spammer because you havent posted enough. The more you post your title will change.Well I seem to have changed to just starting out....Gutter mind???? I think not:laugh: :laugh:

Welcome Blackette. Any reason for the name?

Hope you enjoy it here. I am one of the more cultured posters on the site. I am easily offended by anything crude and bad language, so if you could temper those if you respond to any of my posts I would be most grateful...thank you.

Hi Blackette and welcome. Glad you seem to be settling in well :laugh:

Trust Bonnie to lower the tone!!!!! Its usually Cat and Patsy, oh well!!!!!:laugh:

Moi? The daughter of the fifth Earl of Lewisham? Lowering the tone?

Hi Blackette. Buzz is a compulsive liar and is really a Moroccan brickie called Maurice.

Hi Blackette. Buzz is a compulsive liar and is really a Moroccan brickie called Maurice.
I am sure that is libellous....I think I may sue..

Thank you all, my language like my demeanour is prone to change..after a few swallies (Norn Iron for drinks).my intentions are honourable and I mean no offence:thumbsup: But there is an unmistakable air of the double entendre around here, which I hasten to add intriques me more than a little.:devil: :devil:

Hello Blackette,

A warm welcome, hope you have lots of fun.:laugh:

MAUREEN
NORTHERN ANGEL

Hello also to you Maureen Northern Angel..I know the north east reasonably well.
For a good few years I plied my musical trade in all the WMCs around that area, pet:kid:

Hello also to you Maureen Northern Angel..I know the north east reasonably well.
For a good few years I plied my musical trade in all the WMCs around that area, pet:kid:


Hello hello, does that mean we can depend on you for an online singalong. There is a few pub singer threads knocking about for when the survivors let there hair down a bit.

Whatever the double standard is you feel you've recognised work your way around it or ignore it.

MAUREEN
NORTHERN ANGEL.

For a good few years I plied my musical trade in all the WCs around that area, pet

Are you George Michael? :shocking:

hey new person.....

hey new person.....

I assume you are referring to me LMB??? How may I be of assistance:cool:

Hi blackette - welcome to SO. I'm the cynical one and have the impression that you were somebody else in a previous SO life :naughty:

(Is that you Cat?) :D

Ohhhhhh, do you think it is ???? But why would Cat change identities ?

Hi blackette - welcome to SO. I'm the cynical one and have the impression that you were somebody else in a previous SO life :naughty:

(Is that you Cat?) :D
Hi Critique, no I only joined a couple of days ago. I have never previously existed here so there is no need for cynicism on my behalf.
Pleased to meet you by the way.:naughty:

Ohhhhhh, do you think it is ???? But why would Cat change identities ?

Dunno - just seemed like her type of humour :) but apparently not if we believe blackette :naughty:

Dunno - just seemed like her type of humour :) but apparently not if we believe blackette :naughty:
I can assure you that I am indeed Mr. Blackette and I have never been here before under any other identity...Now this Cat person that you speak of where might I meet her and her sense of humour:wacko:

Whatever the double standard is you feel you've recognised work your way around it or ignore it.

MAUREEN
NORTHERN ANGEL.

He meant double entendre as in 'Anyone fancy a large one?' as opposed to double standards as in 'I hate rude or sarcastic comments unless I make them myself you git.'

Just a simple question?? Why does it show that I have only made 6 posts when I have made at least 20????:(

Your posts aren't very good so they only count as 3/10 of a post.

Oh right:sly: ..SF I understand..so what exactly makes a good post??
I was hoping to have enough to build a fence this weekend ..ah well:cool1: back to grindstone:thumbsup:

Oh right:sly: ..SF I understand..so what exactly makes a good post??

Well, double entendres seem to count for a lot. By the way how did you know me as SF?

Well, double entendres seem to count for a lot. By the way how did you know me as SF?
I put my Sherlock cap on and by a quick and accurate deduction I discovered that your handle is SurvivorFan....hence the abbrevaition SF:wink2:

I put my Sherlock cap on and by a quick and accurate deduction I discovered that your handle is SurvivorFan....hence the abbrevaition SF:wink2:


Are you Sherlock .... or Dangermouse ? Are you out to save the world ?

Posts made in the introduction section do not go towards your overall post count.
This is because some people were using the Introductions forum to post lots of "hello" type messages and inflate their count - which used to give you special options/points.

[QUOTE=Bonsai]Are you Sherlock .... or Dangermouse ? Are you out to save the world ?[/QUOTE
Just out to make it a happier place to be if I can Bons:kid:
We all deserve it and it's not difficult to be nice to people....apart from that landlord of course:ranting:

I prefer Superman myself :wub:


You're not Superman per chance, are you blackette?

Only if you're Lois
http://img.rtvslo.si/upload/Kultura/foto_dneva/superman_1_show.jpg

You can call me Miss Lane! :D