Just when we thought it couldnt get any worse, after Lauren Booth's hip hop rapping, Jan Leeming gives us her falsetto rendition of 'Summertime' from South Pacific - without a trace of embarrassment or irony. Even David Gest's face was like this :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow:

Dear. God. She so needs to go.

We had a quick recap tonight of Dean's trial (mercifully with the retching and vomming edited out), his triumphant entrance to the camp where he was greeted with delight and promptly washed in the creek by Phina (I cant believe they made him go into the camp with all that crap still on him).

Phina and Jan had "words" about The Leeming's pessimism (ie whingeing) and Jan managed yet again to repeat, "Oh I am sorry" in a voice that said she was anything but. Jan also, you notice, never ever lets anyone finish a sentence.:angry:

Jan flirted outrageously with Toby Anstis during the evening, which made me ill. She also called him a masculine alpha male, but give her her dues, she was drunk.

The meal that Dean won them turned out to be goat and vegs, with fruit for dessert. The goat was as tough as ol boots apparently, which caused most of the camp to not eat the meat which caused some tension.

Dean got a hammock and there was mucho bitching and sniping between Lauren The Leader and Scott Henshall about how to put it up. I think poor Dean is already wondering what on earth he has got himself into.

Myleene and Toby did a treasure chest trial which was very very difficult, involving lots of very high rock climbing and clambering through pitch black caves. They got the answer right too, and got some sweeties.

At the end of the show, Phina was picked for the next bush tucker trial. She has to pick a partner to help her (which she hasnt done yet).

was Lauren the Leader? I wasnt sure she only mentioned it TWENTY TIMES!

I just don't like Scott at all.

... and I wish they would all stop saying "it's gonna kick off anytime now" ... cos it hasn't so far that I've seen. I just think they are trying to make themselves sound more interesting!

... and does David take them all out of camp for a sing song? I honestly was blushing furiously when Jan was singing I've never been so embarrassed for anyone on tv. wtf did she think she was up to?! ... and as for holding that long note at the campside sing song? oh dear! oh dear! oh dear! I just want to rip her heart out and make her eat it!!!

Oh god yes Dol, the holding of that long note around the campfire was excruciatingly, toe curlingly embarrassing wasnt it? :laugh:

I'm still blushing for her. :blush: What must her family and friends be thinking? She's just so desperate isn't she?

Jan Leeming singing whilst having to lean on a tree.:huh:

Jan Leeming singing to a rock.:huh:

Mad as a box of frogs if you ask me.

... oh tony you're so macho ... you're so alpha male ... why can't I find some like you twice your age ... I'm so simpering ... I'm such a ninny ... I'm really really wrinkly ... oh I know let me sing to impress the boys ... I'm so desparate ...


honestly jan - give it up love! ffs stfu!!!!

Thank you again for the update - out tonight again (I'll be getting a reputation)

Caught the last 10 mintues of it - Jan's family have probably emigrated to Outer Mongolia by now!

Dean Gaffney comes across a bit like Sid Owen - a rough diamond - but he is not blessed with good looks is he?

I saw a clip of Lauren on the Phil Schofield show and she was getting everyone to praise her as a leader, and she has the cheek to go on about her brother in law, well half brother in law! This woman is just so appalling, she needs to be given a task soon, think I will top up my phone tomorrow and text like mad for her!

Am I alone in thinking Dean has got a little better looking now his acne has cleared up ? He used to be a walking, talking spot. I like him. I didnt think i would, but he seems quite gentle and nice.

Am I alone in thinking Dean has got a little better looking now his acne has cleared up ?


yes, my love, you are quite quite alone!! :laugh:

yes, my love, you are quite quite alone!! :laugh:

Oh .... thought i might :unsure:

Good God Bonnie, you are DEFINITELY on your own !!! He really is quite, quite ugly. However, saying that he does seem a pleasant character. I dont think he is obnoxious, like Scott and Phina.

As for Jan Leeming - I doubt Ive ever seen anyone so deluded and so self obsessed since Sophie Anderton. Her flirting with Toby Anstis makes me ill. She really loves herself and is obviously one of these people who are NEVER wrong. When she says, "ohhhhh.... well, I really AM sorry....." its actually said in a disgruntled, offended voice and isnt an apology about her own behaviour at all.

I have no doubt at all that her family are cringing back at home. After the "Happy Talk" song, (which was excruciating to watch) and then her rendition of "Summertime" whilst leaning back "sexily" on a tree (which was like watching a car crash), Id be changing my name by deed poll and emigrating if I were her daughter.

YOu won't be hoping for a copy of this (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chrysalisbooks.co.uk/assets/covers/18610567101.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.chrysalisbooks.co.uk/book/1861056710&h=225&w=150&sz=20&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=Zh4ovUXljWWFIM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=72&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djan%2Bleeming%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DG) for Christmas then?

Just when we thought it couldnt get any worse Jan Leeming gives us her falsetto rendition of 'Summertime' from South Pacific - without a trace of embarrassment or irony. Even David Gest's face was like this :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow:

I liked the way David said "maybe we will come back tomorrow and practice" to her. How much shall we bet that tomorrow never comes ?

YOu won't be hoping for a copy of this (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chrysalisbooks.co.uk/assets/covers/18610567101.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.chrysalisbooks.co.uk/book/1861056710&h=225&w=150&sz=20&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=Zh4ovUXljWWFIM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=72&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djan%2Bleeming%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DG) for Christmas then?


ummmm "Addicted to Love" ... good grief it probably makes Mills and Boon look like classic literature!!! (will you be getting your copy delivered to the usual cubicle in Waterloo station toilets, SF?!)

YOu won't be hoping for a copy of this (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chrysalisbooks.co.uk/assets/covers/18610567101.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.chrysalisbooks.co.uk/book/1861056710&h=225&w=150&sz=20&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=Zh4ovUXljWWFIM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=72&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djan%2Bleeming%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DG) for Christmas then?

Id rather cut Rik Waller's toe nails. :mellow:

I liked the way David said "maybe we will come back tomorrow and practice" to her. How much shall we bet that tomorrow never comes ?

that sounds like a queue for a song Bonsai! ... wait let's lean sexily against a tree, you start off and I'll join in when i feel confident!

I think so, there's no way I'm having it sent to my home address.

I shall soon be off to Waterloo to make myself comfy with the book, 'Jan Sings South Pacific' on my iPod, a tub of cold cream and a family size box of Kleenex. I'm coming Jan.

I'm coming Jan.

Music to her ears. :mellow: