Jan singing last night made my loins twittle with excitement.
Her singing voice is like two beautiful birds cooing and in love.
When she sings little rainbows of color cascade over my head.

Are you all going to run out and buy her new album with david producing??

WHAT was that all about then???????????

WHEN did Jan Leeming morph from News Reader to Showgirl, cos I sure as hell missed it........ me thinks she is after doing an Angela Rippon, remember her dancing in Morecombe and Wise in the dark distant past..........

Jan Leeming singing Happy Talk is up there with Rasta Queen Lauren doing "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind"..................

and George Galloway playing the pussy in CBB have to be the most cringeworthy TV moments I have ever subjected myself to.........

Jan singing last night made my loins twittle with excitement.
Her singing voice is like two beautiful birds cooing and in love.
When she sings little rainbows of color cascade over my head.

Are you all going to run out and buy her new album with david producing??

Spex, I wasnt going to tell you this, but Ive got it you for Christmas. Just think, you can lie back in front of a roaring fire on Christmas Day, glass of wine in hand, listening to Jan cooing, "suuuummmmmerrrrrrrtiiiiime........" and imagine her leaning on that tree, "sexily" whilst singing it.

Seriously though, what made me laugh was the look on David Gest's face when she started singing "Happy Talk".... - even he was going :bored: :bored: :bored:

...err do you mind if this is one CD I don't have in my collection?!

she is a dreadful woman isn't she!!! do you think there will be a queue of "macho alpha male men" lining up to sweep her off her feet when she comes out?

she is a horny little old granny and it is stomach churning watching her.

Come on everybody let's singalongajan!!!
(don't forget the funny hand movements either side of your mouth and move your head from side to side)

"Donkey Dong keep bonking Donkey Dong,
Talk about tings you wan to doooo
You got to have a dleam
If you don have a dleam
How you find an Alpha male to sclew?"

Jan will be signing copies of her book 'Men I'd Like To Shag" in the men's toilets Waterloo Station 1 pm Dec 24th.

ROFL!!!!! She is truly demented.