Pandora
19-11-2006, 10:10 PM
Jan. Leeming.
Yep, the whole show was basically about her.
Jan went into the Bush Telegraph and did her "crying voice" for what seemed like an eternity, claiming in a wobbly falsetto voice that "Im utterly terrified of snakes" and proceeded to break down in "tears" and refuse to be comforted by anyone but a man. Now theres a surprise. :glare:
The producers allowed her to take Jason Donovan to her bush tucker trial, where Jan said she asked God to help her and lo !!!!!!!!!!!!! so it was that the Lord looketh down uponth Jan and all her fears disappearedth and lo! she did the trial involvingth serpens without even breaking into a sweat(eth)....... mainly because she was LYING about being "terrified" of them !!! (in my opinion).
What a load of effing melodrama over nothing. She was no more scared of snakes than Snakey McSnake of Snakeville who has loads of snakes. It was ALL put on and anyone that fell for it must be mental.
She went back to camp and regaled every single person with her bravery at getting ten stars out of twelve for the next - oooh - six hours? Put it like this, those that were originally congratulating Jan, ended up in the Bush Telegraph claiming they wanted to strangle her because she was going on and on and on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn about her marvellosity in the trial (think I just made a word up there).
The food turned up and Jan was muttering and whining in the background because Faith was cooking again. Faith noticed this and asked Jan, part way through, if she wanted to take over.... she answered no. When the food was dished out, Jan said sarcastically, "Thank you for cooking my food".... Faith jumped down her throat (quite rightly) and then of course we had the usual Leeming about turn, where she started playing the victim - saying in that vile whiny voice, "no no, you have it wrong, I wasnt being horrible, Id never do that, Id never say anything horrid about anyone......" WHAT A VICTIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evilmad:
David Gest had a bit of a tantrum over a Liza Minelli question during a quiz, he and Dean Gaffers went on a Treasure Chest Hunt and had to bring back 10 eggs in the chest - very very precariously balanced. As Gesty fell down in the jungle at least twenty times on the way back, I was surprised there were any eggs left, but Dean did well steadying the chest and the eggs were unscathed. They had egg fried rice for dinner while waiting for their 'Roo stew to cook.
Lots of fabulous shots of Myleene in the creek and under the waterfall in her bikini (lovely figure), and the boys trying to wash their bits under the freezing waterfall and complaining that its "difficult to wash yer balls under the glare of the camera"........ Errr boys, imagine how difficult it is to wash yer nu-nu then !!!!!:glare:
Next bush tucker trial involves enormous animals like bulls, emus, llamas etc and guess who the public chose to do it??? Just guess............. yep the whining, victim herself - scrawny Jan.
Ant and Dec told us at the end of the programme that tomorrow night the camp would be split into two. Some will stay in the main camp (we dont know who) and some will go to Snake Camp - where they will go head to head with one another. More details in Mondays show.
Oh, and for the record? Toby Anstiss has gone 9 days without a poo. :blink: :blink:
Yep, the whole show was basically about her.
Jan went into the Bush Telegraph and did her "crying voice" for what seemed like an eternity, claiming in a wobbly falsetto voice that "Im utterly terrified of snakes" and proceeded to break down in "tears" and refuse to be comforted by anyone but a man. Now theres a surprise. :glare:
The producers allowed her to take Jason Donovan to her bush tucker trial, where Jan said she asked God to help her and lo !!!!!!!!!!!!! so it was that the Lord looketh down uponth Jan and all her fears disappearedth and lo! she did the trial involvingth serpens without even breaking into a sweat(eth)....... mainly because she was LYING about being "terrified" of them !!! (in my opinion).
What a load of effing melodrama over nothing. She was no more scared of snakes than Snakey McSnake of Snakeville who has loads of snakes. It was ALL put on and anyone that fell for it must be mental.
She went back to camp and regaled every single person with her bravery at getting ten stars out of twelve for the next - oooh - six hours? Put it like this, those that were originally congratulating Jan, ended up in the Bush Telegraph claiming they wanted to strangle her because she was going on and on and on and on and onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn about her marvellosity in the trial (think I just made a word up there).
The food turned up and Jan was muttering and whining in the background because Faith was cooking again. Faith noticed this and asked Jan, part way through, if she wanted to take over.... she answered no. When the food was dished out, Jan said sarcastically, "Thank you for cooking my food".... Faith jumped down her throat (quite rightly) and then of course we had the usual Leeming about turn, where she started playing the victim - saying in that vile whiny voice, "no no, you have it wrong, I wasnt being horrible, Id never do that, Id never say anything horrid about anyone......" WHAT A VICTIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evilmad:
David Gest had a bit of a tantrum over a Liza Minelli question during a quiz, he and Dean Gaffers went on a Treasure Chest Hunt and had to bring back 10 eggs in the chest - very very precariously balanced. As Gesty fell down in the jungle at least twenty times on the way back, I was surprised there were any eggs left, but Dean did well steadying the chest and the eggs were unscathed. They had egg fried rice for dinner while waiting for their 'Roo stew to cook.
Lots of fabulous shots of Myleene in the creek and under the waterfall in her bikini (lovely figure), and the boys trying to wash their bits under the freezing waterfall and complaining that its "difficult to wash yer balls under the glare of the camera"........ Errr boys, imagine how difficult it is to wash yer nu-nu then !!!!!:glare:
Next bush tucker trial involves enormous animals like bulls, emus, llamas etc and guess who the public chose to do it??? Just guess............. yep the whining, victim herself - scrawny Jan.
Ant and Dec told us at the end of the programme that tomorrow night the camp would be split into two. Some will stay in the main camp (we dont know who) and some will go to Snake Camp - where they will go head to head with one another. More details in Mondays show.
Oh, and for the record? Toby Anstiss has gone 9 days without a poo. :blink: :blink: