The camp is told that they are being separated into "boys" and "girls" camps. The lads stay at Base Camp and the girls are told to trek to Snake Rock. Before they go there are cries of dismay at being separated as they all get on sooooooooo well....... Faith, Scott, Jan and Phina are in tears, The Tobester is inconsolable. Honestly, you'd have thought they were all off to fight in Afghanistan, such was the fuss.

Jan went into the bush tucker telegraph and announced that she wasnt happy leaving the chaps as she "isnt a womans woman......". Really, Jan, we'd never have noticed..... :mellow:

The girls settle into camp and we are shown the Bushtucker trial that Jan did, featuring huge animals. Its boring beyond belief and to be honest even ITV mustve thought so because it was on for about a minute with a voice-over from Ant. Jan got ???five??? stars. Either way, it gave her the chance to go back to camp and go on and on about it again, prompting the others to deep sigh and walk away.....:sleepy:

Back to the camps and there is a Treasure Chest challenge. This is the thing that kicks off the fight !! Phina and Lauren are competing for the girls, Matt and Scott for the lads.
The challenge is to wade into a scummy swamp, find a key at the bottom and reach the chest at the other end, open the padlock and the chest (containing cheese and biscuits) is won.

The challenge starts well enough with Phina and Lauren obviously doing better than Scott and Matt in finding the key.... Scott sees this, jumps out of the swamp, leaving Matt in there still looking for the key and Scott then jumps on top of the treasure chest, holding onto the padlock. Phina and Lauren find their key and run to the chest but irritating little p***k Scott wont get off it and so both Lauren and Phi try to remove him. Lauren does this by asking him to move as he is cheating, to which he shrieks, "there are NO rules, no-one said I couldnt do thissssssss..." and he stays put. Phina and he then start grappling and wrestling. She is leaning over his back trying to get him off the chest, while Lauren and Matt step back and basically say, "FFS this is ridiculous, we are not getting into this". Back to the chest and Scott is still hanging on for grim death, shrieking that he isnt going to let go and for Matt to find the effing key!!!!!! Phina then bites Scott (yes really) and scratches his chest, finally forcing him off it and winning the treasure chest.:devil:

There then starts a slanging match through the jungle as they go back to camp between Phi and Scott, followed by an indignant, huffy, OTT Scott bleating on to the other guys at the camp that its was "just awful. A knockdown drag out fight between me and Phina. She really went in for the kill. The gloves are off now..... she bit me, she kicked, she scratched. It was assault!!!" He then went into the bush telegraph to complain and said they should be penalised because "you expect to be bitten and scratched by animals on here but not another contestant. If this were the real world, Id call the police and have her arrested" ! Cue Ant and Dec back in the studio ripping the pish out of Scott .....

Basically both camps separately believe they were right and the gloves were off !!!

Meanwhile back at Snake Camp, its night time and a lovely big fire is being built up because its cold at night and the beds are further away from the fire. Phina has done a grand job and everyone is agreed that the fire should be bigger. Except Jan. :mellow:
Yes, the lover of men and loather of other women said, "that fire will just EAT wood", and "it shouldnt be that big" and "it wasnt that big at the other camp" and "really, I think its a mistake to have it that big...." - at which point, Malandra, Faith, Lauren and Phina all separately go into the Bush Telegraph to say they wanted to deck Jan.
Jan then wandered out of camp and Lauren said to the others, "god I think we need to have a word about Jan. She is doing my head in". Faith nodded in agreement and said she was a very easy going person (I like Faith actually), but Jan was driving even her crazy. No doubt theyll crack tomorrow and hopefully kill her.:devil:

Tomorrow night there is a new Bush Tucker trial. Girls v Boys again and whoever loses - gets nothing to eat! It looks (from the trailer) as if its a jumping out of an aeroplane job....... the public voted Jan and Scott to do the trial. To be honest Im pig sick of Leeming now. When she heard her name again she said, "ohhhh honestly, Im stick of bringing home the bacon!".

I just want to punch the woman.

PS. Can I just add that I think Matt Willis wussed out. He is playing the "safe" game in my opinion - ie. not having one himself. He knew Scott was out of order, cheating in the treasure chest trial, but distanced himself massively.
It was so obvious he was trying to stay out of trouble.

I don't think its a case of he wussed out. I think its a case of accepting he was wrong! Any normal person would have let the girls win, because they did!

I don't think hes playing it 'safe' neccesarily, I just think he was being fair!

I don't think its a case of he wussed out. I think its a case of accepting he was wrong! Any normal person would have let the girls win, because they did!

I don't think hes playing it 'safe' neccesarily, I just think he was being fair!

I mean he wussed out by not taking Scott to task at the time and later on back in camp. He just kept silent but it was obvious by his face that he thought Scott was wrong in doing what he did.

Have to say, fantastic episode tonight.

All tears and sorrows when first being split up, then it didn't take both groups long to wager war against each other.

Scott and Phina both like kids in the playground with the chest.

and immunity from eviction, hmmmmmmm, wonder where they got that idea from.

I'm loving this show more and more.

Can't wait to see the Leeming and Scott get shoved out of a plane tomorrow.
Maybe they might forget the tandem and parachute bit.:laugh:

[QUOTE=Pandora] the public voted Jan and Scott to do the trial. To be honest Im pig sick of Leeming now. QUOTE]

Yes, its becoming very very tedious now with Jan being voted to do yet another trial. Its time someone else had a go. What was the trial with the animals all about. I blinked and it was over and Jan had somehow managed to get six stars??

[quote=Pandora] the public voted Jan and Scott to do the trial. To be honest Im pig sick of Leeming now. QUOTE]

Yes, its becoming very very tedious now with Jan being voted to do yet another trial. Its time someone else had a go. What was the trial with the animals all about. I blinked and it was over and Jan had somehow managed to get six stars??

See this is what annoyed me. The general public who keep voting for Jan to do the trials are thick. Jan, as she has repeated umpteen times and has been quoted in the TV Times, trained as a Park Ranger in South Africa. Those huge animals in her task tonight werent a problem for her and it showed. Thats why ITV showed about 45 seconds of it, as it was so boring and easy for her. If these people who keep manically voting for Jan to do the trials only thought about it, we could have had someone in there (like Scott or Gaffney) who have no experience with such creatures and thus we get more entertainment.

On the other hand being voted day after day is sure to be feeding her neurosis, which must be a good thing (for us).

Pandora - I'm loving your show summaries and comments, they are brilliant. :thumbsup:

Anyone else notice the resemblance and similarities between Scott and Gollum as he fought for the ring, sorry I mean padlock.
http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/rotk/img/rotk2179.jpg
"There's nothing in the rules!"

Pandora - I'm loving your show summaries and comments, they are brilliant. :thumbsup:

Anyone else notice the resemblance and similarities between Scott and Gollum as he fought for the ring, sorry I mean padlock.
http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/rotk/img/rotk2179.jpg
"There's nothing in the rules!"

Aww thanks H.... and oooh yes, the Gollum/Scott analogy is good ....:laugh:

On the other hand being voted day after day is sure to be feeding her neurosis, which must be a good thing (for us).

No she thinks she is extremely popular - didnt you hear her yesteday saying she knew she would be there until the end.

I am Leeming'ed out as well, its beginning to become tedious with her doing every single trial.

Scott behaved like a spoilt child - I mean can you imagine if it had been the other way around and Phina sat on the box? He would have been doing his drama queen rant then as well about unfair they were being. Bad loser and extremely unsportsmanlike, at least Phina felt guilty about it! Matt was a wimp, he should have let the rest of the camp know exactly what went on and make Scott look like a prize fool, although Jason seemed to agree that the girls done the right thing!

As for Jan, words fail me! She isn't even trying to make an effort to get on with any of the girls. Instead she is digging her heels in insisting that her way is the right way, she really a very big thorn in everyone's side and if she says one more time about HER bringing home the bacon, I'll scream!

Love your synopis Pandora - as ever.

Although I do feel a bit sorry for Jan about the fire episode.
Jan did say they had discussed it and decided not to make it bigger.
And it was Lauren and Phina (who had been away getting the chest) who said it needed to be bigger. I expect Phina came back and just started making it bigger - none of the other girls (apart from Jan) would stand up to her, even if they had agreed it was the right size.
After all the fire had been built for them before they arrived so presumably it was the size it needed to be.

I thought both Scott and Phina were totally OTT last night. I can't imagine biting someone just because he was sitting on the chest! :surrender:

Did you see Lauren in the hut saying "I don't want any cheese now - you can take it away".
Then later on live tv "Lovely bit of cheese that" :ohmy:

No she thinks she is extremely popular - didnt you hear her yesteday saying she knew she would be there until the end.

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Id forgotten that Maria!!! Did you see the other contestants faces when she said it ? They were muttering darkly when she wandered off. Scott even said, "for gods sake, even if you THINK you may be in it to the end, you dont say so......"

Im longing to see her face if shes voted out first....:laugh:

To be fair to Jan though, she didn't actually say that she was going to win. To me she was saying that the public knows that she is not enjoying it, so they will keep her in just to annoy her, a bit like what they done with Natalie whatsherface. I think it was a clever bit of editing as it was made to look like Jan had said that she was going to win.

I do hope that she gubs Scott tonight, I would hate to see that freak of nature win!

Wonder who will be head to head in the challenge tonight?

Quick question - why did the guys get beers & wine when they lost and the girls end up with cheese & biscuits?! :shocking:

Quick question - why did the guys get beers & wine when they lost and the girls end up with cheese & biscuits?! :shocking:

I thought that. I would rather have been in the loosing camp !!

I mean he wussed out by not taking Scott to task at the time and later on back in camp. He just kept silent but it was obvious by his face that he thought Scott was wrong in doing what he did.

Ah sorry, misunderstood.

Yes, i agree with this!

I do think that those who have done a trial should be immune from the next days trial, it does get very boring and samey seeing the same ones doing them all the time. I hope Jan kicks Scotts **** bigtime tonight, and they have supplied the rest of the girls with duct tape to keep her quiet! :bag:

I do think that those who have done a trial should be immune from the next days trial, it does get very boring and samey seeing the same ones doing them all the time. :

I think this sounds a very good idea. We've all seen enough of Jan now and its time someone else had a turn. We've seen nothing much of Malandra since she went in so I hope she or perhaps Faith might get voted for the next challenge on the ladies side.

I do think that those who have done a trial should be immune from the next days trial, it does get very boring and samey seeing the same ones doing them all the time. :

I think this sounds a very good idea. We've all seen enough of Jan now and its time someone else had a turn. We've seen nothing much of Malandra since she went in the camp so I hope she or perhaps Faith might get voted for the next challenge.

Who on earth is voting for Jan and Scott. I think I heard the whole country groan when Ant & Dec called out their names again to do the next challenge. I think somehow the boys are going to be very hungry again tomorrow!

Who on earth is voting for Jan and Scott. I think I heard the whole country groan when Ant & Dec called out their names again to do the next challenge. I think somehow the boys are going to be very hungry again tomorrow!

Oh for gods sake !! I missed it last night and I cannot believe Jan has been chosen again! I really dont like the woman but for goodness sake give her a break!

Id like to see some of the blander members of the camp coming to the fore and doing a trial, like Malandra, Myleene, Matt and Toby (who seems to have ducked under the radar completely).

I believe its the Bush Tucker eating trial tonight? Vom bags at the ready :bag:

I couldnt believe it when Jan's name was read out again. It really is the Jan Show now .... and that is very very boring.

Neither Scott nor Jan will eat much in the trial tonight, so its a waste. Now if it were Jason and Phina it would of been much more exciting as it would have had a real feeling of competition behind it.

Jan and Scott will just scream, moan, say there arent doing it .... and go back to the camp starving i think. What a blummin waste.

By the way, the trial last night was crap. It wasnt anything to do with Jan and Scott - it was how well the instructor was at gliding the parachute into the flags !!

Oh for gods sake !! I missed it last night and I cannot believe Jan has been chosen again! I really dont like the woman but for goodness sake give her a break!

Id like to see some of the blander members of the camp coming to the fore and doing a trial, like Malandra, Myleene, Matt and Toby (who seems to have ducked under the radar completely).

I believe its the Bush Tucker eating trial tonight? Vom bags at the ready :bag:

Awwww, Pan does that mean no in-depth report from you?!:cry:

I was disappointed to hear Jan's name announced, it's sort of turning into the Jan & Scott show isn't it? Well, Scott did say he was starving so he'll have plenty on offer tonight to get tucked into!:applause:

Awwww, Pan does that mean no in-depth report from you?!:cry:

I was disappointed to hear Jan's name announced, it's sort of turning into the Jan & Scott show isn't it? Well, Scott did say he was starving so he'll have plenty on offer tonight to get tucked into!:applause:

Sorry matey, no report. However Ill be watching tonight and gleefully rubbing my hands together as Scott falsetto screeches when he sees the witchity grub........

I think Jan - the man's woman - will let Scott win the eating trial by a dirty country mile.

I think Jan - the man's woman - will let Scott win the eating trial by a dirty country mile.


Ahhh but whoever wins tonight will get immunity for their group, so each one will not want to let their group down!

Should be fun though! :devil:

Ahhh but whoever wins tonight will get immunity for their group, so each one will not want to let their group down!

Should be fun though! :devil:


oooh I didnt' realise the immunity thingy. how exciting!

it's on longer tonight too isn't it. When are they going to start voting people off? and how long is this series going on for? questions! I need answers!

oooh I didnt' realise the immunity thingy. how exciting!

it's on longer tonight too isn't it. When are they going to start voting people off? and how long is this series going on for? questions! I need answers!

Sorry Dol, I got it wrong - immunity takes place tomorrow! I heard that it was on for 3 weeks this time...........wonder if the celebs know!!??:ninja: