Pandora
21-11-2006, 02:57 PM
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:nerd:
According to the Im a Celeb website, Toby Anstis has finally had a poo after 9 days...... :blink: Their report is below:-
Newsflash: Toby has a poo!
Apparently, they heard the moment of release in Tonga.
Women, children, and possums were evacuated from the surrounding region and gas masks distributed throughout the New South Wales region.
Yes, Toby Anstis has finally had 'a movement'.
It happened early today (Pacific time) shortly after the boys were discussing the best method of ridding the DJ of this tiresome burden. And it seems like talking did the trick.
Because shortly after Matt and Jason agreed that the Anstis should summon Medic Bob and demand a tablet for his troubles, Toby felt a movement. Things progressed quickly from there on in and the boy was last seen hot-footing it through Base Camp, omitting tiny trumps with every desperate lunge. Needless to say, the rest is history.
Toby's poo - as the event is now being called - brings to an end 9 torrid days of waiting for the crap-filled campmate. Nine days during which he tried mud-packs, tears, hugs and a high-fibre diet in a bid to shift his load. Eventually, mother nature did the job for him.
Rumour has it that David's enthusiasm for dunny duty has waned significantly in the wake of this passing, and that nobody has dared approach the toilet since.:ninja:
:nerd:
According to the Im a Celeb website, Toby Anstis has finally had a poo after 9 days...... :blink: Their report is below:-
Newsflash: Toby has a poo!
Apparently, they heard the moment of release in Tonga.
Women, children, and possums were evacuated from the surrounding region and gas masks distributed throughout the New South Wales region.
Yes, Toby Anstis has finally had 'a movement'.
It happened early today (Pacific time) shortly after the boys were discussing the best method of ridding the DJ of this tiresome burden. And it seems like talking did the trick.
Because shortly after Matt and Jason agreed that the Anstis should summon Medic Bob and demand a tablet for his troubles, Toby felt a movement. Things progressed quickly from there on in and the boy was last seen hot-footing it through Base Camp, omitting tiny trumps with every desperate lunge. Needless to say, the rest is history.
Toby's poo - as the event is now being called - brings to an end 9 torrid days of waiting for the crap-filled campmate. Nine days during which he tried mud-packs, tears, hugs and a high-fibre diet in a bid to shift his load. Eventually, mother nature did the job for him.
Rumour has it that David's enthusiasm for dunny duty has waned significantly in the wake of this passing, and that nobody has dared approach the toilet since.:ninja: