Pandora
22-11-2006, 04:29 PM
My take on the contestants are :-
Phina - God isnt she ugly ? (on the inside and out) Enjoyed her grapple with Scott though; it made me laugh when he was shrieking in that falsetto voice, "there are NOOOO rules!!!", until of course he got scratched and bitten, then he was practically writing the rule book. I like the fact that Phina isnt scared to take people (like Jan) to task if she feels she has been slighted, but felt she was a being a little unfair when she said she didnt think the boys deserved to be given the Treasure Chest Trial last night.... I think Ms Oruche is a rather selfish young lady.
Scott : First words out of his mouth during his interview before he went into t'jungle were, "I hope there arent any fat people in there", instantly ostracising about half of the UK alone. Vile, waspish little toerag. I was hoping he would be dropped from the plane last night with no parachute. Unfortunately this apparently didnt happen, so Im banking on him choking on a witchity grub tonight. Barring that, Im going to have to fly to Australia, on behalf of SO and suffocate him in his sleep.
Matt : Hair like Hitler and seems to be spending most of his jungle time in the diary room giving a running commentary on everything. "Maaaan, we just saw a spider and I was like 'Woooh, it's a spider…' and then Faith went for a poo but she couldn't do a poo and then I coughed and then a twig moved…"
Apart from that though, he seems a rather pleasant chappie, who hopefully will do a bit more in the near future.
Jason Donovan : Despite having a permanently bemused and stunned expression on his face, I like The Donovan. Very supportive during trials, hasnt said anything contentious or been horrid about anyone and seems to have a good sense of humour. Bit of a luvvie with David Get, but Ill let him off.
Dean Gaffney: God, its like The Munsters in that camp isnt it? We've got Phina, The Gaffney and David Gest's face to give us nightmares. Have to give him credit though, he didnt falter during his grotesque live trial and seems a very pleasant, polite guy.
I know someone who knows him actually and he says that he is a very modest, unassuming chap. I realise that his only talent is romancing a cacophony of strumpets in Essex VIP rooms with boobs larger than their heads, but he seems okay to me at the moment.
Faith Brown : Talking of boobs bigger than heads (smooooth link there eh? :w00t: )..... arent they enoooorrrrrmous???? http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/forum/smilies/eek.gif Leaving her norks aside for a second (yes I know its difficult), I do like her. She is very easy going and not at all up her own bum. Thumbs up for Faith.
Jan Leeming : I thought Sophie Anderton and Jodi Marsh were the Queens of Delusion, but I think the Leeming actually possesses a magic mirror at home which - when she looks into it - shows a 30 year old, bubbly, interesting, nubile blonde looking back at her. I cant think of any other reason why she acts like she does. Her singing "happy talk" and "summertime" will go down in television history as one of the most cringeworthy bits of TV ever witnessed.
Lauren : Dont think much of Lauren really, though she tackled the high wire challenge well, despite being terrified. When she was leader for the day, she was insufferable, breaking the Guinness World Record for 'how many times can I remind people Im leader in a day'. I just dont find her very endearing....
David Gest : has me laughin my head off. He isnt half as pretentious as people thought he would be. Yes he is a name dropper, yes he tells the tallest of tall stories , but it all seems to be done with a certain amount of rather impish (and surprising) humour. So far (apart from his sugar withdrawal tantrums), Im finding him very likeable. His stories which always start with, "I knew this woman...." and end up, "and she died....." crack me up. He also told Myleene a story (totally deadpan) about his Mother being a nun in Taiwan and his Father a one legged fisherman.... until Myleene twigged (about three days later). And anyone who can claim, without cracking his face, that he has a maid called Vaginica Seaman is worth a vote or two in my book ! :good:
Myleene : Fab body, very nice lady if a bit dense, will probably win, if Jason doesnt.
Toby Anstis : What. a. ninny. I want to rip that stupid red headscarf off his head and gag him with it. Possessor of the strangest shaped body Ive ever seen; kind of muscly but not muscly, with a peanut head. Also prances about far too much in those grotesque white pants under the waterfall showing all his bits. Yik. Oh and he was actually flirting with Jan Leeming which made me billious.
Malandra Burrows : Possessor of a laugh like a donkey. Laughs all the time, at everything she says herself and what other people say, despite it not actually being funny. When she laughs its a full on forced, fake, baring all of her teeth, terrifying in its manic intensity laugh. Apart from the psychotic laugh she is as bland can be (though she looks pretty damn good for 41 yrs old).
Phina - God isnt she ugly ? (on the inside and out) Enjoyed her grapple with Scott though; it made me laugh when he was shrieking in that falsetto voice, "there are NOOOO rules!!!", until of course he got scratched and bitten, then he was practically writing the rule book. I like the fact that Phina isnt scared to take people (like Jan) to task if she feels she has been slighted, but felt she was a being a little unfair when she said she didnt think the boys deserved to be given the Treasure Chest Trial last night.... I think Ms Oruche is a rather selfish young lady.
Scott : First words out of his mouth during his interview before he went into t'jungle were, "I hope there arent any fat people in there", instantly ostracising about half of the UK alone. Vile, waspish little toerag. I was hoping he would be dropped from the plane last night with no parachute. Unfortunately this apparently didnt happen, so Im banking on him choking on a witchity grub tonight. Barring that, Im going to have to fly to Australia, on behalf of SO and suffocate him in his sleep.
Matt : Hair like Hitler and seems to be spending most of his jungle time in the diary room giving a running commentary on everything. "Maaaan, we just saw a spider and I was like 'Woooh, it's a spider…' and then Faith went for a poo but she couldn't do a poo and then I coughed and then a twig moved…"
Apart from that though, he seems a rather pleasant chappie, who hopefully will do a bit more in the near future.
Jason Donovan : Despite having a permanently bemused and stunned expression on his face, I like The Donovan. Very supportive during trials, hasnt said anything contentious or been horrid about anyone and seems to have a good sense of humour. Bit of a luvvie with David Get, but Ill let him off.
Dean Gaffney: God, its like The Munsters in that camp isnt it? We've got Phina, The Gaffney and David Gest's face to give us nightmares. Have to give him credit though, he didnt falter during his grotesque live trial and seems a very pleasant, polite guy.
I know someone who knows him actually and he says that he is a very modest, unassuming chap. I realise that his only talent is romancing a cacophony of strumpets in Essex VIP rooms with boobs larger than their heads, but he seems okay to me at the moment.
Faith Brown : Talking of boobs bigger than heads (smooooth link there eh? :w00t: )..... arent they enoooorrrrrmous???? http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/forum/smilies/eek.gif Leaving her norks aside for a second (yes I know its difficult), I do like her. She is very easy going and not at all up her own bum. Thumbs up for Faith.
Jan Leeming : I thought Sophie Anderton and Jodi Marsh were the Queens of Delusion, but I think the Leeming actually possesses a magic mirror at home which - when she looks into it - shows a 30 year old, bubbly, interesting, nubile blonde looking back at her. I cant think of any other reason why she acts like she does. Her singing "happy talk" and "summertime" will go down in television history as one of the most cringeworthy bits of TV ever witnessed.
Lauren : Dont think much of Lauren really, though she tackled the high wire challenge well, despite being terrified. When she was leader for the day, she was insufferable, breaking the Guinness World Record for 'how many times can I remind people Im leader in a day'. I just dont find her very endearing....
David Gest : has me laughin my head off. He isnt half as pretentious as people thought he would be. Yes he is a name dropper, yes he tells the tallest of tall stories , but it all seems to be done with a certain amount of rather impish (and surprising) humour. So far (apart from his sugar withdrawal tantrums), Im finding him very likeable. His stories which always start with, "I knew this woman...." and end up, "and she died....." crack me up. He also told Myleene a story (totally deadpan) about his Mother being a nun in Taiwan and his Father a one legged fisherman.... until Myleene twigged (about three days later). And anyone who can claim, without cracking his face, that he has a maid called Vaginica Seaman is worth a vote or two in my book ! :good:
Myleene : Fab body, very nice lady if a bit dense, will probably win, if Jason doesnt.
Toby Anstis : What. a. ninny. I want to rip that stupid red headscarf off his head and gag him with it. Possessor of the strangest shaped body Ive ever seen; kind of muscly but not muscly, with a peanut head. Also prances about far too much in those grotesque white pants under the waterfall showing all his bits. Yik. Oh and he was actually flirting with Jan Leeming which made me billious.
Malandra Burrows : Possessor of a laugh like a donkey. Laughs all the time, at everything she says herself and what other people say, despite it not actually being funny. When she laughs its a full on forced, fake, baring all of her teeth, terrifying in its manic intensity laugh. Apart from the psychotic laugh she is as bland can be (though she looks pretty damn good for 41 yrs old).