ok what are yours?

Be warned I took notes and I've had vodka!!!!!

Jermaine - think I';m going to like him, he seems eveso 'umble and polite (as only those who have servants can be) although I did also note that he didn't actually introduce himself to anyone - well I for one would have know wft he was!

Danielle Lloyd - screams of WHO IS SHE from the TV audience (a former Miss Great Britain I believe) Seems quite sweet - totally undeserving of the boos (imo) didnt' have an effing clue who Jermaine Jackson was - even if he'd introduced himself fully using the Jackson Five as a passport - she still wouldn't have know who he was!!!!

Ken Russell - gosh, very very old eccentric geezer - think he will walk - although he has my respect for directing The Who in Tommy. Reckon he will get on my nerves.

Jo - S-Club - if I HAD to have a favourite member of S Club (and what kind of bizzare situation would that be?!) I'd say it was Jo. She reminds me of Zoe Lucker (Footballers' wives) younger sister. I'm gonna like her I reckon.

Leo Sayer - OMG - although I have to confess I did buy "When I need love" on it's original release! Not keen on him.

Bollywood Actress - sorry don't know her name - reckons (according to her) that she is synomyous with glamour also cant' understand why people wouldn't be interested in her!!! (snort, snort!) looks absolutely stunning, probably very intelligent but also probably too vain. How patronising to say that she wants all indian people to be proud of her - yeh love whatever!

Carole Malone - she's gonna be good! mark my words. and isn't she looking good after celebrity fat basterds?

Danny - the bad boy rocker (cos 'is mum sez so OK!) - bless! but the spitting is just horrible. golly he's a real nasty naughty boy (bless!). could be good to watch!

H - (for Hyperactive - thanks for the info PJ! - you are obviously a fan!!!) golly didn't he have a lot to say for himself and shock horror did you know he's gay?! yawn! wants to be known as more than the blond knob from Steps ... let's wait and see H!

Cleo - I'm old enough to remember Cleo's heyday with Kenny Everett - which (yikes) makes her older than me (but in a lot better nick I have to say!) It's good to see a lively old bird in there - I hope she does well.

Dirk - 61 years old, ex A-Team star - let's watch and learn!

my only criticism is - WHAT NO HOFF!?!

Jermaine - was clearly thinking "What the hell am I doing here!?" when the rest of the troops bundled in. Seems ok for now.

Danielle Lloyd - obviously not very bright. Can't see her taking part in any intellectual conversations in the house. But with a face and body like that who cares!

Ken Russell - what was that entrance all about? He looked like he was about to keel over.

Jo - S-Club - seems ok so far. Think I will like her.

Leo Sayer - thinks he can be 'too entertaining'. Hmm, we'll see...

Bollywood Actress - Gorgeous woman, but don't think she'll have much of a personality. Why does she want all Indian people to be proud of her? Because she's on celeb BB in the UK? Ok then, love...

Carole Malone - think she'll stir things up. therefore, I will like her!

Danny - the bad boy rocker (cos 'is mum sez so OK!) - Loving this name Dolores. This guy seems like a prize w.anker.

H - Doesn't want people to think of him as "the blonde knob that was in Steps". No, now he's just "the brunette knob that was in Steps". Anyway, I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt for now...

Cleo - liked her "OIL" comment. Think she'll be good.

Dirk - I'd have preferred Mr T in there. And did I hear him telling the others that his policy for appearing on the show was "No cigars, no Benedict"? Get a grip.

ok what are yours?
Not great I have to say. Bit dissapointed on the whole. (But it won't stop me tuning in, I wish I had more will power)

Oh and I can't wait for 'the family' on Friday:sleepy:

What a line-up eh? Harldy anyone from the "original list" - thought it was quite funny that hardly any of them actually knew each other!

Had to laugh at Danielle's comments that she wanted to go in, so that people get to know the real "me" - I didn't even know who she was until she went in! That said, she seems like a likeable if ever so dense lass.

Jermaine - how on earth is he going to cope with all those door handles, sharing a shower with his obsessivness!?

Ken Russell - he is a few sultanas short of a fruitcake, think he will be rather annoying

Jo - I liked her in S-Club and she came across as really nice, can't see her causing too many problems

Leo Sayer - He is so little, a few smarties and he is as high as a kite! Think he will be rather irratating too.

Bollywood Actress - Oh my, she is so totally in love with herself - yes, you've guessed it she'll annoy me too!

Carol Malone - well, she won't mess with anyone will she? Anne Diamond and Heather Mills are living proof of that!

The wannbee Rock-star - what a loser! The sex Pistols act went out years ago, get a fricking life!

H (or Ian) - came out in The Sun, as if we didn't already know! He annoyed me when he was in Steps but time will tell if he is going to annoy me on BB or not.

Cleo - she seems as if she'll be a good laugh

Dirk - what is it with the cigar? Still, think he might be good fun


The Goody Family are a scary prospect and even more scarier for the contestant who gets "adopted" by them! :w00t:

Bit disappointed with the line up this year, but here goes:

Germaine – what is he doing there, and I think he was wondering the same, looked totally bemused. Thought he was rather sweet tho even tho he obviously thinks he is more famous over here than he is and why has he got knitted hair?

Danielle – never heard of her and seems sweet but dim, agree she didn’t deserve those boos, may be picked on.

Ken Russell – what an odd old boy, what was all that impersonation of Pete all about, what it Pete Burns or Pete from BB7 (can’t remember his surname). Can’t understand what he is doing in there but think he will be entertaining. Hope he doesn’t have a heart attack or anything, looks extremely unfit.

Jo – S Club – seems one of the more normal ones, one of my favourites so far although its early days, wish she would get that gap in her otherwise perfect white teeth fixed, I find it annoying for some strange reason.

Leo S – what a plonker, not aged well, a has been and will probably be extremely annoying. Why do men of a certain age keep the daft hairstyles of their youth?

Miss Bollywood – what a beautiful mesmerising girl, she looked like a Miss World but extremely vain, think she will be a bit of a non entity like Fara last year.

Carole Malone – she speaks her mind, wont take any c&&p and will stir things up – good!

Danny the Idiot – only heard of him as he is Peaches Geldorf’s on off boyfriend, what a pillock, showing off like a three year old in front of the audience, did anyone notice how he threw his bag on the floor like a child having a tantrum and then had to pick it up himself - total plonker that thinks he is a hardman rocker and is really a mummy’s boy.

H – don’t really know him so have an open mind.

Cleo – how old is she for god’s sake, she must be in her 50s, she looks flippin good. Hasn’t done anything really since her Kenny Everett Heyday. Think she will do well.

Dirk – blimey I wouldn’t have recognised him, shows that men’s looks fade with age as well and they get chicken necks. Quite liked him so far, think he may be a peacemaker but will probably be wrong on all of them!!

I was dissapointed with the line up. I didnt know 5 of them !!!

I have always been a fan of Carole Malone though, and i like the way she says what she thinks. I think she will be my fav all the way through.

I used to fancy Dirk (what a name !!!) when he was in the A-Team. I know he is old .... but i still would :w00t:

As for 'Tower of London' bloke (WTF is he ????) i want to smack him ... hard. He went into the house all W**NKERS .... and giving everyone the bird, and then when he went inside he sat all meek and mild chain smoking and not saying a word.

Thats all i have to say on that (said in a Forrest Gump kinda way)

thanks for the rundown guys - can't believe I missed it last night. Forgot completely. Spanner.

Cleo Rocco is it? She's a funny woman. Look forward to her.

WTF is Ken Russell doing in there. [omg what am I saying, what are Any of them doing in there.]

And what's the story [sorry, doesn't get much coverage over here] with Jade? Her family is going in? Or is that just hype.

And hoff didn't show?

yours, playing serious catch up,
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Cleo – how old is she for god’s sake, she must be in her 50s, she looks flippin good. Hasn’t done anything really since her Kenny Everett Heyday. Think she will do well.


The papers have her at 44.....My Ar5e :assshake: ...(but probably would)


She was in a few things, has been a presenter and a producer and written a highly regarded book on her & Kenny E and his last days/months/years.

Fortunately I never have had a fascination with CBB so I can live at peace with myself

The papers have her at 44.....My Ar5e :assshake:

well I'm 44 this year (my god it's horrible seeing that written down!) and she was way older than me when I used to watch her on Kenny Everett - I must have been about 14 so I would reckon she's got to be at least 50. - whatever, I think i will like her!

Jermaine (or Germaine as he should be called, such is his phobia of germs) - well, he had a face like a slapped ass didnt he? Everyone that came in and introduced themselves he shook coldly by the tips of their fingers and looked like he had stepped in dog shyte. Apparently he uses tissues to open doors (is it me or is the whole Jackson family in urgent need of a Psychiatrist?). Why the hell is he doing this? He doesnt need the money.

Carole Malone - oooh shes such a great bitch. Love her column and the fact that she flayed Anne Diamond alive on Celebrity Fit Club. Wont stand any crap.

Donny Tourette - looks like a boss eyed ferret and seems to think that its original to flick the vees, swear and act like a tosser. Johnny Rotten did it thirty years ago !! Hated him on sight and would love to see him out first.

Dirk Benedict - or Face as I cant stop calling him. I think he will be one of those laid back americans that doesnt get involved in anything, but will just sit and smoke those exhaust pipe sized cigars looking errrmmm pretty..... I know I could lose brownie points for this, but even at the age of 61 and looking as craggy as he does, I still would... :blush:

Leo Sayer - sorry, but anyone that says they are permanently happy and upbeat and "lights up a room as soon as they enter it" would have me reaching for the kitchen knives after two days.

Bollywood Woman - Shilpa - When she said, "Dahhhling I never travel anywhere without an entourage....." without a trace of humour or irony, I thought "First out, definitely". Very pretty but so far up her own ass, shes coming out of her own nostrils.

Dannielle Lloyd - oh. my. god. If I have to listen to that bloody scouse accent on a continual loop talking about "Shoppphin, maiiii Teddehhhh, more Shhhhopppphin, Disgrrrreyyyyced Miss Gee Beee.....shohhhhopppphinnnnn......." Ill scream till my throat bleeds. Carole Malone will wipe the floor with her. Mind you, Dannielle has now seen Ken Russell's meat and two veg in all its naked glory so she now, at least, has another topic of conversation.

H from Steps - irritated me from the moment he opened his mouth and started giggling inanely. Was he serious about coming out of the closet? Does he not realise that most people had sussed he was gay anyway? Twit.

Ken Russell - well I thought we were going to have a first on Celeb Big Brother - the first celebrity to actually expire from a heart attack on their way down the red carpet. God almighty, he was all over the place wasnt he? Can you imagine Jermaines face when Ken's had a few to drink and starts ****ing all over the toilet seat? Heh. Apparently he stripped naked in the bedroom last night, bent over and gave everyone full view of little Ken, as he was changing into his Pyjamas. A wannabe John McCririck.

Jo from S Club 7 - She seems a thoroughly pleasant girl (though she could prove me wrong, I know) and not up her own ass at all.

Cleo Rocos - She, like Jo, came across as extremely likeable and as mad as a box of frogs. How can she be 44 though, when she looked like she was in her thirties in the Kenny Everett Show of 1981?

Davina mentioned that a family will be adopting a celeb on Friday and the celeb will "really NOT want to be adopted...."

Rumours are that the 'family' will be Jade Goody, her boyfriend and her Mother. Dunno how true that is.

I know I could lose brownie points for this, but even at the age of 61 and looking as craggy as he does, I still would... :blush:

Great minds think alike Pan ... I think i said the same thing earlier on in this thread.

Great minds think alike Pan ... I think i said the same thing earlier on in this thread.

I dont mind sharing him.... just dont wear him out... :wink_kiss

I reckon Jermaine will walk. He looked totally bewildered.

Danielle, agree with Dol, didn't deserve the booing. She seemed OK to me.

Carol, don't like her but think she'll be entertaining in a confrontational way.

Ken Russell, ewww, sorry but he makes me feel ill to look at him though I'm sure he's a very interesting person. But wtf was his entrance all about??

Cleo, I liked.

Leo, well he seems like a really nice guy and I won't hear otherwise.

H, I thought was sweet.

Jo, hard faced.

Blond rocker bloke took himself a bit too seriously. Loved the crowd chanting 'who are you?' Mind you they could've been chanting that to many of the hms.

Dirk, seemed a bit of a fool to me (see what I did there and A-teamers) And completely unshaggable girls!

Bollywood woman, up herself or what?

I think they'll be trying to figure out which one amongst them is the non-celeb a la chantelle. There are quite a few possiblilites!

Danielle, agree with Dol, didn't deserve the booing. She seemed OK to me.



The woman, in cahoots with her sugar-daddy b/f, CHEATED her way to a Miss UK title (or whatever it was).

Short of kiddie-fiddling and animal molestation.. there aren't too many things lower than cheating at ANYTHING. It ruins whatever competition for the genuine competitors.. and speaks volumes as to the psychological make-up of the cheater.

I think the boos were well deserved. A few rotten eggs, fruit and veg hurled in her direction wouldn't have gone amiss either.

However "nice" she may appear for the duration of her stay in the BB house - unless she makes a grovelling apology for her past behaviour - it's really too little, too late.... she's already given herself away.

Terry Sheringham - don't see him as a sugar daddy and there was more than one judge on the panel of Miss GB, so I hardly think that dating one judge can be classed as cheating.

Methinks you are being a tad too harsh, there are worse things than "cheating" your way to the Miss GB title or any title for that matter!

Jo.............. seems very down to earth like her so far.

Ken ...........I said as soon as he went in I bet he is a loud snorer and he has proved to be very loud, I would have pillowed him by now. He really doesn't look in good nick and was sweating profusely tonight, not sure he will last long.

Dirk.......... I was never a big fan of the A team and no I most certainly would not.

H.......... I think he is going to get on my nerves with that only gay in the village stance. Ok hes gay, end of, I hope we are not going to keep on hearing about it.

Jermaine......... Can't take my eyes off his cheekbones did he use the same guy as Michael. I wonder howhe will fell if he gets in that jacuzzi and sees footage of Donny gobbing in it.

Donny.............Disgusting little wretch but will he keep it up for as long as he lasts in there.

Cleo.......... I like her the most so far, she looks great for her age whatever it is. Seems like she will play the role of peacemaker.

Leo........... I used to like Leo Sayer and I thought he was a gent to give up his bed to Jo and have to share with a naked Donny.

Carol ..........Haven't formed any impression yet but she could be good for stirring things up.

Danielle.......... Seems ok but not sure she will contribute much.

Shilpa.......... Beautiful but knows it and shows it. Bollywood can keep her.

Short of kiddie-fiddling and animal molestation.. there aren't too many things lower than cheating at ANYTHING.

I hardly think cheating to become Miss Great Britain is only one notch up from 'kiddie-fiddling' on the list of bad things.:mellow:

Anyway from my understanding she met him at the after show party.

You weren't one of the Miss Great Britain contestants were you?

You weren't one of the Miss Great Britain contestants were you?


Maybe he was the ditched boyfriend!

Anyway from my understanding she met him at the after show party.

You weren't one of the Miss Great Britain contestants were you?

Mebbe you'd have a different opinion if your understanding were based on fact rather than fiction.

They *told* everyone they met at the after show party... then, the bimbo unwittingly described to a magazine the wonderful XMas the two of them spent together - sometime *before* the event.

A cheat and a liar, then... hence the well deserved boos.

And no, I didn't enter.... my legs are too hairy.

I don't know anymore than what I've heard since she entered the BB house. My opinion of her is based on what I've seen of her so far and she still seems OK to me.

Leo, well he seems like a really nice guy and I won't hear otherwise.


Oh my god, how wrong can you be?! Jumped up little prick.

Every BB I record the "going in" and then its hilarious to play it back when things start panning out, remember how Bonnay from last summer's BB seemed raunchy and mouthy and then just sat and said nothing.

Danielle – never heard of her and seems sweet but dim, agree she didn’t deserve those boos, may be picked on. !

How wrong can I have been!!!!!:sad: