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Punkyfish
06-01-2007, 03:10 PM
Thought I would start a thread about Jo who I liked very much at first but have gone off considerably. Think she is very loud and common, hard faced and a bit rough, didnt like the comments she made about Ken giving her the creeps, I like Ken. Your missing side tooth gives me the creeps actually love. :ninja:

Pandora
06-01-2007, 03:27 PM
She seemed really pleasant before she went into the house didnt she? Not quite so pleasant now. The Ken remark is ludicrous and to be honest if I were Jo Id be more worried that I was more butch than H from Steps instead of worrying that Ken Russell might get drunk enough to want to touch me up.... :evilmad:

PJ
06-01-2007, 05:32 PM
if I were Jo Id be more worried that I was more butch than H from Steps
To be fair, that doesn't take a lot though, does it?

I also liked Jo when she first went in but her remarks about ken were over the top. And what was that all about when BB played one of her S Club 7 songs? Instead of just sucking it up and dancing to it she went off in a strop, saying "why have they done this to me?". Who knew that playing a song from one's band days was such a vile act! :mellow:

Dolores
06-01-2007, 08:57 PM
Instead of just sucking it up and dancing to it she went off in a strop, saying "why have they done this to me?". Who knew that playing a song from one's band days was such a vile act! :mellow:

...errr let's not forget it was an S-Club song, PJ!

PJ
06-01-2007, 09:22 PM
...errr let's not forget it was an S-Club song, PJ!
I know but come on, it was that band that made her a 'celeb' and made her a bit of dosh. She should be proud of that no matter how duff they were. Now, if they'd played the song she brought out during her 'solo career', that would have been criminal!

Fee For All
06-01-2007, 11:19 PM
Maybe it was because she'd told Jermaine that she had a voice like Whitney Houston :mellow:

Mars
06-01-2007, 11:34 PM
I don't know if I like her, or I like her watching her, but i do like something

I think she is a miserable cow, who really doesn't want to be there but needs the money.

Its brilliant, just how id be! :good:

maxine
07-01-2007, 10:33 AM
What did she say about Ken?

Punkyfish
08-01-2007, 08:58 AM
Maybe it was because she'd told Jermaine that she had a voice like Whitney Houston :mellow:

I think it was Karen Carpenter,:ill: Fee which is total sacrilige as far as I am concerned! Also if she is a singer why does she chain smoke? Agree that she obviously doesn’t want to be there.

PJ
08-01-2007, 09:08 PM
Is Jo a lesbian?

Dolores
08-01-2007, 09:51 PM
Is Jo a lesbian?

not as far as I know - although she does breed dogs for a living - so who knows! :laugh:

Jackiey is though and I think she fancies Jo - Jackiey is creepy enough without lusting after young girls in a confined environment!

I quite like Jo actually (obv. not in the same way as Jackiey!)

Punkyfish
17-01-2007, 10:14 AM
Jo seems to be getting more and more unappealing physically and mentally by the day. Her panic attack yesterday just seemed to be attention seeking. She is the one IMO that is racist rather than Jade and Dimelle, who are just bullies. Jo is the one that constantly mimics Shilpa’s accent and often starts off the backstabbing about Shilpa. She is one lazy mare, just sits and chain smokes . Another one that I liked at first – wrong wrong wrong!

Bonsai
17-01-2007, 10:47 AM
Im not liking Jo either. The way she was stood outside the shower after the task yesterday barking orders to Shilpa was very rude. She also said that everything Shilpa does irritates her now.

She really has turned herself inside out with hate ... which isnt attractive to anyone.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
17-01-2007, 12:52 PM
I loved her panic attack. oh brother..

Minklemar
17-01-2007, 01:12 PM
During the live feed the other night (the night that Jo had the panic attack) there was a very funny discussion between Jo and Cleo....there were talking about the shopping list fiasco and the cost of mushrooms Jo said something along the lines of:
'12p for a mushroom........12p......I wouldn't even entertain a mushroom for 12p'
then as they moved onto other subjects under her breath now and then she could be heard to say '12p'
It was very funny....but you probably had to have seen it!!


Later the same night as Jo was smoking Cleo asked if she could ask Jo a question about her asthma...I think she was going to ask why Jo was smoking if her asthma was bad...but they cut the sound. Good question though........surely lighting a fag 10 minutes after needing to use an inhaler isn't going to improve the situation!!

When Jo has her miserable face on she's a dead-ringer for a young Pat Butcher! She should smile more!

Pandora
17-01-2007, 01:28 PM
Jo is a miserable cow isnt she?

She has finally decided she wants to be on the side of the bullies and is now firmly amongst them, hatchet faced, sitting like the ghost of Pauline Fowler in that bloody khaki bodywarmer, chain smoking grimly with a look on her face like she's permanently stepped in something smelly.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
17-01-2007, 01:29 PM
During the live feed the other night (the night that Jo had the panic attack) there was a very funny discussion between Jo and Cleo....there were talking about the shopping list fiasco and the cost of mushrooms Jo said something along the lines of:
'12p for a mushroom........12p......I wouldn't even entertain a mushroom for 12p'
then as they moved onto other subjects under her breath now and then she could be heard to say '12p'
It was very funny....but you probably had to have seen it!!


Later the same night as Jo was smoking Cleo asked if she could ask Jo a question about her asthma...I think she was going to ask why Jo was smoking if her asthma was bad...but they cut the sound. Good question though........surely lighting a fag 10 minutes after needing to use an inhaler isn't going to improve the situation!!

When Jo has her miserable face on she's a dead-ringer for a young Pat Butcher! She should smile more!


I loved her line when discussing dieing your lady garden (shilpa) - Jo said "yeuch, that would be like going to bed with penelope Cruz and waking up with Cameron Diaz" - ie if you were her partner..ho ho

Pandora
17-01-2007, 01:34 PM
When one of the tasks (the tribute band one) was excitedly announced, Jo hauled her lazy carcass off the sofa and was heard to say in moany tones, fag in hand, "Oh I 'ope it dont involve any activity......"

Wouldnt you think that any task, whether it involved activity or not, wouldve been preferable to the boredom in that house?

Just go back home Jo, pull yer duvet over your head, get a takeaway in and stay there for the duration. It seems like thats what youve been doing for the last three years anyway.....

PJ
17-01-2007, 06:43 PM
She looks like a young Christine Hamilton

Pandora
18-01-2007, 03:40 PM
Lets give Jo a little bump up the board to remind ourselves that this hardfaced cow was laughing her head off last night when Jade was launching herself at another housemate, screeching her head off.

Bella
18-01-2007, 05:13 PM
Was she smoking a fag at the time? I haven't seen much of CBB this year but everytime I see her she is puffing away.

Punkyfish
19-01-2007, 12:03 PM
Puff and bitch that's all she does, I just hope when she goes, which wont be too soon for me, Davina doesnt tell her she has been an awesome housemate!

Pandora
22-01-2007, 03:30 PM
Just thought Id give Jo a little bump up the list, as she appears to be ducking under the radar at the moment, vileness-wise, and believe me, she is vile.

Discussing with Jermaine, the girls idea to annoy Dirk, one of them was to cook and eat most of his tofu and soy sauce and to throw away the rest (gosh, yes hillarious isnt it? :sleep: )

Jermaine looks uncomfortable and points out that Dirk's diet is extremely important to him. Important because of his cancer recovery.

Jo's response?

"so what?"

Punkyfish
22-01-2007, 03:35 PM
.

Jo's response?

"so what?"

What an ugly and vile woman this is! What on earth does she contribute to the house, she just lounges about and smokes like a chimney - but as you said in a previous post Pan, let her and the equally vile Danielle, hang themselves. I cannot wait to see the reaction when these two repulsive harpies finally leave the house!!:angry:

PJ
22-01-2007, 06:01 PM
Jade's exit has clearly taught her nothing. Very disappointing.

Punkyfish
24-01-2007, 09:33 AM
Ye gods how I am detesting this coarse woman more and more. Does she EVER say a sentence without the f word in it? And the selfish non stop smoking, it must irritate the other housemates surely, she was smoking yesterday at the dining table whilst they were eating their cake and ice cream – yet there was a to-do the other day about poor Dirk smoking in the house – eh?

She also surpassed her nasty self yesterday with the dancing when poor Dirk who is over 60 years old and not a dancer like a lot of them, when she snapped “don’t f&&K it up for us”. Her family must be sooo proud.:sick:

Minklemar
24-01-2007, 11:52 AM
The comments during the practising for the dance task were uncalled for weren't they? I thought Danielle came across well in that though......she seemed to be wanting to help Dirk to get it right.

I was watching some of the live feed last night that I recorded on the night that Jade was evicted (so I don't think it counts a spoiler now, because if it was going to be in the live show they would have shown it by now).
Jo was heard to say that the only reason she did the show was to save her home which she was in danger of losing.
She also said that Richard Carpenter had a song that was to have been Karen Carpenters next song, and that he's been waiting for the right person to come along to record it.......that he'd asked Jo to record it, but she turned him down!

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
24-01-2007, 02:19 PM
Apart from the shocking negative attitude, the horrific smoking, the sitting down carping and never moving, the Jade stuff, the swearing et al I rather like Jo. She has a good sense of humour. If she could dump the hair band and wear some clothes that do not make her look like kids tv presenter/radio 1 dj, then she would be a great gal.:bag:

Pandora
24-01-2007, 03:57 PM
Good god, Isle, what the HELL is there to like?

She is a whingeing, grumpy, moany ol has been. A backstabber and a bully.

Her comments in the Showgirls dance task to Dirk, "dont get f**kin this up for the rest of us Dirk....." was a bloody vile thing to say, and was virtually guaranteed to make an already nervous Dirk all the more anxious. And she KNEW this........

She's a hatchet faced old baggage and I havent seen an iota of a good sense of humour since she walked through those doors.

She's known as Vinegar T!ts in our house.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
24-01-2007, 04:13 PM
ach away, she said that to dork as he does not try and he had been mean to her earlier.

she reminds me of Fraser in Dad's Army...Dooomed, we're all doomed etc..

Big Brother: "Jo you have won the lottery"

Jo: "fack abhaaat, I daaant waant it , oi will just loose it or spend it on sweets and hairbands, it can't be true, I can't do it, oi aint getting me 'ips ahhhat for no lottery" and so on

she is cute:wink2:

Pandora
24-01-2007, 04:16 PM
You need therapy..... or maybe the love of a good woman!

Now keep repeating after me, "Jo is a grumpy ol bat".....

:devil:

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
24-01-2007, 04:24 PM
You need therapy..... or maybe the love of a good woman!

Now keep repeating after me, "Jo is a grumpy ol bat".....

:devil:


"Jo's baps look like my Grans"..no hang on..what was it again?