Pandora
06-01-2007, 10:02 PM
Well it seemed to consist mostly of Jermaine sat in the main house with a look on his face that suggested that he had been locked in a psychiatric ward with him being the only sane one there.
Id forgotten how annoying Jade's accent was - all that "Yisssss ahm from Issix" - pitched at about 35 decibels, regardless of whether or not the person is sitting next to her or not.
Her mother, Jackiiiieeeeyyyyy, is even more annoying than Jade herself and after deciding she cant be arsed to remember Shilpa's name, is now calling her Princess. Also, after complaining about Ken's snoring, Jacckkkiieeeeyyy turned over in bed, said "Gnite all" and let rip one of the loudest, fruitiest farts Ive ever heard.
The servants next door were shown contemplating their lot. Leo is fast turning into not the upbeat, friendly, I-can-light-up-a-room-just-by-being-in-it person, but rather a grumpy, so far up his own ass he is popping out of his own nostrils person. He has no sense of humour and is self important. Whilst the others have decided to embrace the whole servant thing, Leo says to the others (and to BB in the diary room), "Im not prepared to be made a fool of......" Pish off then Leo...
Donny asked H from Steps to give him a leg up, "so I can look over the fence..." and then proceeded to do a bunk, saying, "Im not stayin here to wait hand and foot on Jade Goody and her fckkking family...." Bye then Donny.
Back at Chez Goody, Jade is telling the frankly disbelieving Shilpa, "Ah'm apparently the 25th most inflooohenshilllll person in the UK...." Jades mother asks Shilpa if she lives in a shack (?????? Im sure she said shack)! To which Shilpa said, "I have the whole 7th floor of my building...." Jades mother shrieks, "Blllllliiiiiimeyyyy you're a princesss!!!!"
Jermaine goes into the bathroom. Shilpa follows him. She shoves Jermaine into the shower cubicle and frenzied whispering starts. We, of course, get subtitles, though you can hear every word. Jermaine is telling Shilpa that "I cant stand the sound of her voice, she is so annoying, I cant take it, I wont last and I need to go...."
Shilpa talks him out of it but agrees with everything he says.
We are not sure whether its Jade or Jacccccckkkkieeeieieiey they are talking about, but to be honest both could fit the bill.
No sign of Jack Tweed, who appears to have less personality than Jermaine at the moment.
Ooh no, sorry, we see a small conversation between him and Jade on the bridge to nowhere. So inane, I cant be arsed to describe it.
Ken Russell appears to be sitting back and taking stock of everything. I reckon he has everyone sussed and is sat back chuckling to himself. He seems to have bonded ever so slightly with Jade.
Back in the servants quarters, Carole and Jo are chatting on the bed. Carole is convinced she will be first out, not realising that the servants arent up for nomination this week - the rich lot are. Jo reckons that Leo and Danielle (?) would vote for the two of them. Carole nods. Carole's forthrightness is coming across as a wee bit bossy at the moment (in my opinion anyway). It seems that most of the people in the servants house are finding Leo annoying.
Dirk isnt featured much, he seems laid back and concerned about whats in the fridge.
Cleo is smiley, pleasant, slightly bonkers but still looking lovely.
H isnt half as annoying as I thought he would be either.
Danielle is as thick as pig poop, half as interesting and has the sort of voice/accent that makes me want to stick pins in my ears.
At the end of the evening, everyone is tucked up in bed and Ken is snoring like a 747 taking off at Heathrow. Jade compares it to "sleeepin in pig pin...", everyone agrees and pops in their ear plugs, just as Jakkkkccccieeey lets off her fruity fart.
Id forgotten how annoying Jade's accent was - all that "Yisssss ahm from Issix" - pitched at about 35 decibels, regardless of whether or not the person is sitting next to her or not.
Her mother, Jackiiiieeeeyyyyy, is even more annoying than Jade herself and after deciding she cant be arsed to remember Shilpa's name, is now calling her Princess. Also, after complaining about Ken's snoring, Jacckkkiieeeeyyy turned over in bed, said "Gnite all" and let rip one of the loudest, fruitiest farts Ive ever heard.
The servants next door were shown contemplating their lot. Leo is fast turning into not the upbeat, friendly, I-can-light-up-a-room-just-by-being-in-it person, but rather a grumpy, so far up his own ass he is popping out of his own nostrils person. He has no sense of humour and is self important. Whilst the others have decided to embrace the whole servant thing, Leo says to the others (and to BB in the diary room), "Im not prepared to be made a fool of......" Pish off then Leo...
Donny asked H from Steps to give him a leg up, "so I can look over the fence..." and then proceeded to do a bunk, saying, "Im not stayin here to wait hand and foot on Jade Goody and her fckkking family...." Bye then Donny.
Back at Chez Goody, Jade is telling the frankly disbelieving Shilpa, "Ah'm apparently the 25th most inflooohenshilllll person in the UK...." Jades mother asks Shilpa if she lives in a shack (?????? Im sure she said shack)! To which Shilpa said, "I have the whole 7th floor of my building...." Jades mother shrieks, "Blllllliiiiiimeyyyy you're a princesss!!!!"
Jermaine goes into the bathroom. Shilpa follows him. She shoves Jermaine into the shower cubicle and frenzied whispering starts. We, of course, get subtitles, though you can hear every word. Jermaine is telling Shilpa that "I cant stand the sound of her voice, she is so annoying, I cant take it, I wont last and I need to go...."
Shilpa talks him out of it but agrees with everything he says.
We are not sure whether its Jade or Jacccccckkkkieeeieieiey they are talking about, but to be honest both could fit the bill.
No sign of Jack Tweed, who appears to have less personality than Jermaine at the moment.
Ooh no, sorry, we see a small conversation between him and Jade on the bridge to nowhere. So inane, I cant be arsed to describe it.
Ken Russell appears to be sitting back and taking stock of everything. I reckon he has everyone sussed and is sat back chuckling to himself. He seems to have bonded ever so slightly with Jade.
Back in the servants quarters, Carole and Jo are chatting on the bed. Carole is convinced she will be first out, not realising that the servants arent up for nomination this week - the rich lot are. Jo reckons that Leo and Danielle (?) would vote for the two of them. Carole nods. Carole's forthrightness is coming across as a wee bit bossy at the moment (in my opinion anyway). It seems that most of the people in the servants house are finding Leo annoying.
Dirk isnt featured much, he seems laid back and concerned about whats in the fridge.
Cleo is smiley, pleasant, slightly bonkers but still looking lovely.
H isnt half as annoying as I thought he would be either.
Danielle is as thick as pig poop, half as interesting and has the sort of voice/accent that makes me want to stick pins in my ears.
At the end of the evening, everyone is tucked up in bed and Ken is snoring like a 747 taking off at Heathrow. Jade compares it to "sleeepin in pig pin...", everyone agrees and pops in their ear plugs, just as Jakkkkccccieeey lets off her fruity fart.