"yeah but no one know ow high the sky is?"
"im like the 25ish most imflooemshial most people in the world"

Forget Jade-isms, that idiotic brain-dead puppet of a boyfriend of hers said last night, when he and Jade were talking about religion, "Woss Jermaine then? American inneee??"

Even Jade looked blank and said, "Yeh but American aint a religion issit?"

Jack said, "ohhh "

:shocking:

Jade: unpathetic ...

Jackiey: fiction ... (when she meant friction, I assume)


is there no end to those two f**king morons and their slaughter of the english language?

I have not one jot of sympathy for either of them.

Jackiey crying cos she couldn't get the breakfast she wanted ... when she didn't effing want it anyway.

Jade crying when Ken ate the biscuits and cheese.


... how the ****** do these people cope in a crisis?!


Jack?? good grief - the man is a complete and utter fool!