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IsLe Of WeAtHeR
09-01-2007, 04:34 PM
Aahh... she has an accent as thick as treacle tar toffee and she seems not to have troubled her local library, but I can't help but warm to her, even tho she is stepping out with a twit of a "footballer" in Teddy Sheringham. I like her, she is a scouse version of last years winner.

she looks a bit like elvis pressley's daughter - or is it me?

Critique
09-01-2007, 05:18 PM
Naaah - she looks nothing like you.

Pandora
09-01-2007, 05:54 PM
She's like Aveline out of Bread, "Burrrrr ahhhhm a mohhhdehhhl".......

She isnt unpleasant but I cant stand the sound of her voice, and her stupidity and lack of education is as irritating as Jade Goody's. When she knew they were going to have to dress as Victorian servants she exclaimed,

"ohhhhh grrrrrreaaaat ! It'll be like the Queen of Sheba times!!!"

Carole Malone quickly retorted, "think you mean Queen Victoria luv...."
Danielle : Oh yerrr....

Bonsai
10-01-2007, 08:45 AM
She is as thick as two short planks. If she wasnt a model, and wasnt going out with a millionaire footballer i have no idea what route her life would of taken.

She certainly wouldnt be a lawyer or brain surgeon ... thats for sure.

Punkyfish
10-01-2007, 08:56 AM
i have no idea what route her life would of taken..

Probably working in Poundland, but according to her she has an A level and wanted to be a forensic scientist! I just wonder how much of it is put on, I think she is trying to imitate Chantal from last year's.:wink_kiss

Dolores
12-01-2007, 10:22 PM
I've always quite liked Danielle up until now (god I don't think there's anyone in there that I like anymore!!!)

The clip they showed at the end of the show with Jade and Danielle getting all mardy with Shilpa was just so pathetic!!! Danielle said two or three times at least that Jade was her best friend and had been for about a year ... errr is this the same Danielle that was worried about Jade coming in the house and she'd only met her once or twice before??

I smirk on every big brother (celeb or "normal") when they declare undying friendship with someone they've only known for a week or two under extreme circumstances!

When are people gonna wise up and realise that it's only a bleeding game show - no-one has to like anyone, no-one has to make life long friends (actually I don't think many of them last more than the after show party and a couple of "wild" nights out for the tabloids do they?!)

Pandora
12-01-2007, 10:29 PM
Danielle said two or three times at least that Jade was her best friend and had been for about a year ... errr is this the same Danielle that was worried about Jade coming in the house and she'd only met her once or twice before??


Yes Dol. Danielle stated quite clearly that she was a bit scared of Jade, as she'd seen her in a nightclub "once or twice"...... Jo then interupted and told everyone that every time she saw Jade out and about, Jade blanked her.

Its all gone rather Lord of the Flies now. Danielle and Jo have realised that it might just be in their interest to be Jade's biatches.

And whats with Davina's utter obsession with Jade? She was blatantly biased toward her tonight during Caroles interview.

Dolores
12-01-2007, 10:31 PM
And whats with Davina's utter obsession with Jade? She was blatantly biased toward her tonight during Caroles interview.

what is everyone's obsession with Jade?! I really really don't geddit at all I'm afraid. :cry:

it reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons, where they become famous (can't remember why) and everyone adores them then there is the inevitable backlash and the burning of tee-shirts etc .. when is the anti Jade back-lash coming? not that I want to see her done down for public titilation(?) I just wish she would disappear - four years is long enough to build a fortune out of going on reality tv programmes with your awful family and various boyfriends - how long before the children become part of the "Jade Goody" franchise?!

Like you say Pandora I'm sure it's "being famous by association" syndrome, esp for Danielle (who let's face it could have that in her cv - along with her two week stint in Sooperdrug!!)

PJ
12-01-2007, 11:08 PM
She's seriously going down in my estimation with all this sucking up to Jade. It's as though she thinks the public love jade and by getting in with her, she too will win our affection. Quite the opposite!

Punkyfish
13-01-2007, 02:52 PM
I am beginning to seriously dislike Danielle. At first she seemed a harmless, pretty and rather dim girl, madly in love with her footballer boyfriend, now she is so desperate to suck up to Jade, she along with Jo all seem to be ganging up and being being constantly rather nasty Shilpa just for some kind of peverse sport. She is nothing but a thick slapper and I hope she is out on her ass very soon.:wallbash:

mazwad
13-01-2007, 03:45 PM
I wonder how Teddy will like having Jade and Jack as their new best friends.
Anyway he will probably dump her when he finds out she is wanting to get married.

Pandora
13-01-2007, 03:47 PM
Shilpa's one comeback during Danielle's drunken rant at her, should have been, "at least I have a career and talent and I dont need to rely on a rich sugar daddy to keep me".

Danielle (who admitted this herself), has never had to lift a finger her whole life. And apparently has said that "Teddy is all Ive got....."

Good. Grief.

Get. Her. Out.

Bonsai
13-01-2007, 09:16 PM
I think tonights 'highlights' showed her at her very worst. She was drunk, raving and thick.

Get the silly bint out of there .... she bores me.

Dolores
13-01-2007, 09:43 PM
Our Dan's a nasty slice of work isn't she? she's all big and clever with her mate Jade.

WHat makes me laff is that Shilpa was absoltuely spot on about having a vibe that Danielle had upset her after Danielle calling her a dog and untrustworthy and likely to (shock gasp horror) talk about someone when they leave the room!!!!

Danielle is, I'm afraid, everything she ever worried about everyone thinking she was ... a dumb bimbo who is shagging a rich bloke ...

catswhiskas
13-01-2007, 11:19 PM
I was appalled at Danielles' two faceness over Shilpa preparing the lunch and wanted to slap her stupid face. I didnt like the way that she, Jade and Jo laughed at Shilpa with the bleach on her face after she had gone out of the room. Even with the three witches put together, Shilpa is still the most beautiful. Teddy must be looking for another girlfriend by now !! :shutup:

Punkyfish
14-01-2007, 01:29 PM
Danielle out, Danielle out. Hope she's up for eviction this week. Like to kick her up her fat lazy mini skirted ass. Pretty outside but ugly inside. :devil:

Pandora
14-01-2007, 02:23 PM
Damn right.

Her hypocritical back stabbing was breathtaking last night. In one breath she called Shilpa "a dog" and "juss the cooohhkkkk" & whinged yet again that she's taken charge of the cooking and when they eat, then as Shilpa pulled her into the loo to ask why Danielle had snapped at her, all we heard the dimwitted scouser say was, "ohhhh no, theres no bad vibe, Im dead dead grateful you do all the cooking and I think you are a lovely perrrrson, Ive got nothin against you".....

Anyone notice, toward the end of the convo in the loo, Jade (now in her own mind Queen of the House), aggressively stalk over, yank the door open and say, really sharply, "AWRITE? CAHMMIN AHHTTT????" to which Danielle immediately scuttled out (thought the convo wasnt finished).

Punkyfish
16-01-2007, 11:59 AM
What a nasty piece of work has she turned out to be? She seems to be the ringleader in the anti Shilpa feeling and cant seem to talk about any other subject! She said at the beginning she had gone into this for people to “see the real me” – yes we have and we don’t like it, hope Teddy Baby dumps you unceremoniously and you get boo’ed hideously on your exit, b+t+h.:ranting:

Buzz
16-01-2007, 04:47 PM
If Teddy Sheringham's agent has anything about him, he will have moved him and not left a forwarding address, In fact if Teddy has anything about him he will have done it himself. She stands a better chance of hell freezing over than him asking her to marry him.

Buzz
17-01-2007, 07:30 AM
Why was she so concerned about her t!ts falling out last nigt. Is it because she needs the exclusive shots of them for the papers when she gets out? because as sure as day follows night she will be all over the tabloids with them out on display within two weeks of her eviction.

She is one horrible deluded bimbo.

Bonsai
17-01-2007, 08:11 AM
Why was she so concerned about her t!ts falling out last nigt. Is it because she needs the exclusive shots of them for the papers when she gets out? because as sure as day follows night she will be all over the tabloids with them out on display within two weeks of her eviction.

She is one horrible deluded bimbo.

You see, i thought she was a glamour model, and had bared her boobies in the past for 'the lads'.

I too wasnt quite sure why she was so concerned.

maxine
17-01-2007, 09:56 AM
Why was she so concerned about her t!ts falling out last nigt. Is it because she needs the exclusive shots of them for the papers when she gets out?

That was exactly why I think she was upset. Silly bint.

Punkyfish
18-01-2007, 09:14 AM
So the penny has finally dropped in Dimelle’s tiny Maltester brain that saying that Shilpa should f off home on National TV won’t exactly be good for her image. Her vacant face with her eyes darting from side to side whilst she digested what BB was saying and the obvious implications was priceless

Bella
18-01-2007, 10:00 AM
So the penny has finally dropped in Dimelle’s tiny Maltester brain that saying that Shilpa should f off home on National TV won’t exactly be good for her image. Her vacant face with her eyes darting from side to side whilst she digested what BB was saying and the obvious implications was priceless

At least she had the decency to look guilty and I am sure if this was pointed out to Jo as well, she would be horrified but can you imagine the language that Jade would use if & when she is told. She'll just go off on one and she be hammering the final round of nails into her coffin!

If Danielle had any sense she would now distance herself from Jade but she caught between a rock & hard place now. In the house she sees Jade as some kind of hero and thinks that she will be able to assist her in her "career" when she gets out........how wrong could she be? She just doesn't realise that Shilpa is going to be the winner in this battle. Sadly for Danielle she chose the wrong side to be on.

maxine
18-01-2007, 10:55 AM
At least she had the decency to look guilty


Decency and Danielle don't go together. Guilty she may have looked but remorseful she didn't. All she was worried about were the implications it had for her not that its a nasty thing to say about someone.

So, one minute she's fawning over Jade telling her how much she'd enjoyed her behaviour towards Shilpa and then completely contradicted herself in the diary room saying she didn't enjoy it.

IsLe Of WeAtHeR
18-01-2007, 10:58 AM
she was horrid to watch last night, the school bully accomplice like the two oafs who follow around malfoy in harry potter.

Bonsai
18-01-2007, 11:31 AM
So, one minute she's fawning over Jade telling her how much she'd enjoyed her behaviour towards Shilpa and then completely contradicted herself in the diary room saying she didn't enjoy it.

I thought the same thing. She said how the row had 'brightened up her day' and how much she enjoyed it. She then completed contradicted herself .... but she is probably too stupid to realise !!

Bella
18-01-2007, 02:52 PM
Decency and Danielle don't go together. Guilty she may have looked but remorseful she didn't. All she was worried about were the implications it had for her not that its a nasty thing to say about someone.

So, one minute she's fawning over Jade telling her how much she'd enjoyed her behaviour towards Shilpa and then completely contradicted herself in the diary room saying she didn't enjoy it.

I was in no way condoning Danielle's behaviour but the penny dropped when she realised that she didn't know why she said it or in fact what she meant by it. Danielle obviously thinks that Jade is going to be able to her up her profile and she is saying the most silly of things and giggling away like a schoolgirl. She acts all big & hard in front of Jade but when on her own she is completely different.

I couldn't believe it when she said that Shilpa doesn't even speak good english - I mean Jade can't even string 2 words together without sounding dense and to be honest Danielle is no better. Shilpa can speak very good English and 6 other languages come to that, Danielle & Jade can't even grasp the basic English language!

Pandora
18-01-2007, 03:27 PM
So the penny has finally dropped in Dimelle’s tiny Maltester brain that saying that Shilpa should f off home on National TV won’t exactly be good for her image.
Her vacant face with her eyes darting from side to side whilst she digested what BB was saying and the obvious implications was priceless

It was what I call a "Joey from Friends Moment", you know when the penny drops and realisation starts to dawn reeeeeeally slowly behind the eyes.

Danielle has said some vile, bullying, unnecessary things but after the Jade tirade that seemed to last forever, last night, Danielle was giggling delightedly through it all and when it was over and Jade was doing her amateur dramatics outside, breathing heavily..... Danielle was heard to say, "that was GREAT. Thats made my day that has.... That was brilliant" as Shilpa sobbed her heart out and the rest of the housemates stood around in stunned silence.

Punkyfish
19-01-2007, 12:17 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,11049-2007030151,00.html

Hm, doesnt listen does she? She has lost a six figure modelling contract because of all this - Good!

mazwad
19-01-2007, 06:24 PM
Danielle had a discussion in the bedroom with Shilpa saying she didn't agree with some of the things Jade had said and also that she disagreed with some things Shilpa had said.

Jade then entered the bedroom and Shilpa left, Danielle when relating the conversation to Jade said "I told her that I didn't agree with the things she said to you" as if she had taken Shilpa to task on Jades behalf. She somehow forgot to mention the part about disageeing with Jades comments.

Dolores
19-01-2007, 07:05 PM
Danielle (imo) has no remorse and thinks her pretty face and supposed yuoth (she's 23 for christ sake not 10!) will get her out of this mess.

I didn't see it, but I was told that her agent or someone like that who advises her was on GMTV this morning and for some reason he read out a list of do's and don'ts he'd told Danielle of before entering the house one of the don'ts was "Don't be racist"!!! incredible that she had to be told to Not be racist isn't it! I don't know how true it is, but if it is true I think our Danielle is a very very dark person indeedy!

wonder when Teddy's going to dump her?

Pandora
19-01-2007, 09:03 PM
Anyone see Danielle's hurried, panicky, gabbling to Shilpa in the darkened bedroom tonight?

Talk about backtracking like mad !!

Its just dawned on Danielle that she backed the wrong horse and will be seen as one of Jades little henchwomen in that house.

Dani must think (a) Shilpa is stupid not to realise she is now covering her back and (b) that the british public have short memories if we dont remember her utter glee when Jade was being aggressive and in Shilpa's face, her snide backstabbing remarks and her breathtaking two facedness.

maxine
19-01-2007, 09:21 PM
And what's the betting she suddenly becomes Shilpa's new bestest friend.

I personally think Danielle and Jo are far worse than Jade. And I'm not talking about racism, I'm talking nasty, sly, bullying cowardly behaviour, hiding behind the vocal one.

Pandora
19-01-2007, 10:53 PM
Danielle's face on the live feed is an absolute picture.

The pond scum is clearly now bricking her g-string as she realises she has totally f**ked up.

Expect her in the diary room every hour on the hour now, sobbing and saying, "I vos only following orders!"

I still cant get over her panicked, bricking it, breathless backtracking to Shilpa in the bedroom when she realised what a mess she was in. I was gobsmacked when she ended the one sided conversation with, "ey, yer can even take the onions out me curry with yer fingers....'night Princess....."

PJ
19-01-2007, 11:35 PM
Danielle's face on the live feed is an absolute picture.

The pond scum is clearly now bricking her g-string as she realises she has totally f**ked up.

Expect her in the diary room every hour on the hour now, sobbing and saying, "I vos only following orders!"

I still cant get over her panicked, bricking it, breathless backtracking to Shilpa in the bedroom when she realised what a mess she was in. I was gobsmacked when she ended the one sided conversation with, "ey, yer can even take the onions out me curry with yer fingers....'night Princess....."
Brilliant wasn't it?
And Jo's tears clearly weren't because she's going to miss Jade's company...

Punkyfish
20-01-2007, 02:06 PM
I still cant get over her panicked, bricking it, breathless backtracking to Shilpa in the bedroom when she realised what a mess she was in. I was gobsmacked when she ended the one sided conversation with, "ey, yer can even take the onions out me curry with yer fingers....'night Princess....."

I think this thoroughly unpleasant little trollop has got to have been one of the most two-faced constestants on BB ever! She even makes two-face Grace seem a loyal friend! The way she slimed around Shilpa saying "oh we used to get on so well until she (Jade) came into the house - W H A? This is Jade who was "her bessie mate" last week. I hope the public have long memories and she doesnt manage to slime this around for herself, she or Jo should definitely be the next ones to go and get the same exit treatment as Jade. :wallbash:

Bonsai
20-01-2007, 03:51 PM
She really is pond scum isnt she. Actually, i take that back, pond scum is nicer :sly:

Dolores
20-01-2007, 04:17 PM
She really is pond scum isnt she. Actually, i take that back, pond scum is nicer :sly:

lol! yeh pond scum serves a purpose!!

Buzz
21-01-2007, 11:40 AM
Well according to the News of the World (so it must be true) Danielle will exit the house a single girl - Teddy Sheringham has dumped her. He has distanced himself because he has been working for a long time to get rasicm out of football and a lot of the West Ham team are foreign and he feels he cannot be associated with her bahaviour over the last week.

Dolores
21-01-2007, 12:08 PM
Well according to the News of the World (so it must be true) Danielle will exit the house a single girl - Teddy Sheringham has dumped her. He has distanced himself because he has been working for a long time to get rasicm out of football and a lot of the West Ham team are foreign and he feels he cannot be associated with her bahaviour over the last week.

I bet he jumps he one last time though for old times sake!! :bag:

maxine
21-01-2007, 02:28 PM
You've gotta say that if he dumps her via the news of the owrld he's no better than he ought to be. I'd like to think my old man would give me a second chance.

Repetition
21-01-2007, 09:13 PM
Jesus..... somebody give me a gun, QUICK!

Because our roof aerial doesn't get Ch5 too well... I've had to use my digibox to tape Contact. As a result I only have the other 4 analogue channels to flick through... one of them, of course, being Ch4.

Well.. I just caught a bit of CBB... Jermaine, Cleo and Dani playing table football... and the latter let loose with one of her ridiculous, deafening, high-pitched screams. Even if she weren't guilty of the bullying and racist comments earlier in the week... she deserves a slow and painful death for this painful squealing alone. What did she do, score a goal or something? Big f-ing deal...... does it really warrant these attempts to be the worlds loudest dog whistle?

She seems to do it quite a lot. Makes you wonder if she occasionally does it on the way home from nightclubs with her harpy mates - residents within a half mile radius calling the police with "I think some girl is being attacked/raped." With the volume of calls the rozzers no doubt investigate,,, thereby delaying their response to genuine emergency calls.

Yup... she's a menace to society.... put her down for the greater good.

Dolores
21-01-2007, 09:37 PM
i thought it was done mostly to annoy Dirk!

wonder if it made Teddy fall in love with her just a little bit more! :sad: I would imagine Ted is at the right age to have very affectionate memories of the A-Team - why i bet he even had the van and a Face figurine!

Punkyfish
22-01-2007, 09:15 AM
Jesus..... Dani playing table football... and the latter let loose with one of her ridiculous, deafening, high-pitched screams. Even if she weren't guilty of the bullying and racist comments earlier in the week... she deserves a slow and painful death for this painful squealing alone. What did she do, score a goal or something? Big f-ing deal...... does it really warrant these attempts to be the worlds loudest dog whistle? .

She was doing it deliberately Repetition cos Dirk (who she now has her knife into) was trying to sleep, she really is one nasty piece of work. Wherever there is bullying or backbiting or any kind of nastiness Miss Lloyd is there giggling and fanning the flames. God I hope she is the next one out.

maxine
22-01-2007, 11:02 AM
I noticed a headline in one of the papers today with Jade saying Danielle is worse than her and she's the racist. Yep got to agree with her there.

Pandora
22-01-2007, 03:21 PM
Me too. Both Dani and Jo have got off lightly so far, however its rather enjoyable seeing the stupid cows hanging themselves slowly.

PJ
22-01-2007, 06:10 PM
I noticed a headline in one of the papers today with Jade saying Danielle is worse than her and she's the racist. Yep got to agree with her there.
Jesus - it didn't take Jade long to turn on her 'friends' did it? Similarly, Danielle wasted no time in telling Shilpa that it was all Jade's fault. There's nothing like a strong bond between two pals is there? :glare:

Dolores
22-01-2007, 06:12 PM
Jesus - it didn't take Jade long to turn on her 'friends' did it? Similarly, Danielle wasted no time in telling Shilpa that it was all Jade's fault. There's nothing like a strong bond between two pals is there? :glare:

bestest best mates ever in the world - according to Danielle!

Repetition
22-01-2007, 08:11 PM
She was doing it deliberately Repetition cos Dirk (who she now has her knife into) was trying to sleep, she really is one nasty piece of work. Wherever there is bullying or backbiting or any kind of nastiness Miss Lloyd is there giggling and fanning the flames. God I hope she is the next one out.

LOL.... so she thinks people who are still awake don't mind it? Doesn't surprise me to learn she's still joining forces with the majority to pick on somebody though. Thoroughly unpleasant little girl.