I think Jackiey talking to Big Brother last night will go down in history.........

BB: "Big Brother has had something of a dilemma...."

Jackiey: Wossa di-mella???

and last night Jade Goody made me piddle myself laughing when asked :-

BB: Jade, what has it been like in the house, with your mother in here?

Jade : Well, its bin good and its bin bad. But Im glad I gave her the chance to come in here. I mean, some people would give their right arm to get in here...........ermmmm and their right leg...... (not a wise choice of phrase given that Jackiey has a false arm :huh: )

I think its a real arm but it does not work?

Ive read that she had a terrible motorbike accident and had it amputated and wears a prosthetic, but I honestly cant see the join.

I thought she had a false arm too until I saw her in a sleeveless top. I am sure I read she had it amputated but that definitely looks real.

It's a real arm, just doesn't work due to the extensive damage caused by the motorbike accident.

Another Quote:

Carole (about Jackiey) "She's what we call essentially sub-normal"

Err ..no, Carole, ESN stands for Educationally Sub-Normal

I cringed when Carole said that. Jackiey isnt sub-normal, thats a vile word to use. She is poorly educated because of the life she led as a drug user at a very early age and I would imagine (though I cant prove this) that she is slightly brain damaged from all the heroin abuse? (as is Ozzy Osbourne from his drug and drink abuse).

Going back on topic........ we had another beaut of a quote from the eternally deluded Leo Sayer who is rapidly turning into David Brent. The guy can clear a room as soon as he walks into it.....

Jermaine : Yeh, Im sure from what youve said that at the height of your career you were up there..... a name on everyones lips like ....The Beatles.....

Leo : (nodding sagely and trying to look modest)...... yep.... The Stones.......... Elton............


FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ***&$&$&$&$((($$££!!!!!!!! is this man on????? :mad:

ILeo : (nodding sagely and trying to look modest)...... yep.... The Stones.......... Elton............


FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ***&$&$&$&$((($$££!!!!!!!! is this man on????? :mad:

Can you believe Leo was the bookies favourite to win on the first day in???!!!

Germaine to Shilpa after Danielle's drunken outburst at Shilpa just after Carol was evicted. "You can't mix class with no class". LOL.

When Jade thought the helicopter ahead was because of three things,

1. The issues she had had with Shilpa in the house

2. Because of Jack - eh?

3. Because Michael Jackson was going to join them in the house :shutup: :shocking:

Jack is called into the diary room to list the shopping items.....

Danielle to Jade : "can eee read?"

:w00t:

When Dirk was asked what Jo thought was her most unappealing habit, Jack said "what does unappeabling mean?"

Dork said the question " who has the most annoying laugh"

quick as a flash, Jo said "well it aint you!"


ie as Dork never laughs

Jo rocks

Donnie: Dirk f**king Benedict!!

Dirk: Well, I don't really use my middle name. :laugh:

I still laugh when I think of .......

Jade : Jack is in the diary room with the shopping list.....
Danielle : (earnestly), Can 'e read?????
Jade : (looks blankly at Danielle)


and Leo Sayer :

Leo: there was a time when I had a terrible car crash and they thought in australia they were going to have to tell Britain that their boy was dead.....

Carole Malone : (looks stunned at Leo's inflated sense of superstardom)


and

Jermaine : We have another five days in here, you gonna be okay (nods toward Cleo who has been driving Dirk mad)
Dirk : Hell, yes. I could live with Hitler for a week.

Cleo to Jack: You have such wisdom:shocking:

Danielle: my a&se is stinking :mad2: :w00t:

Jo, to Shilpa who is shrieking like a bloody banshee about the snow outside, as she holds some snow in a cup.

Jo: (wearing mangy dressing gown, smokin a fag and holdin a mug of coffee) "Whats all the f**kin noise abahht? That aint f**kin snow, its ice! Christ sake......"

Shilpa: (taking the pish) "Ohhhh Johhhhh, you light up the room when u walk into it....."

Jo : "Fack off"

Jo, to Shilpa who is shrieking like a bloody banshee about the snow outside, as she holds some snow in a cup.

Jo: (wearing mangy dressing gown, smokin a fag and holdin a mug of coffee) "Whats all the f**kin noise abahht? That aint f**kin snow, its ice! Christ sake......"

Shilpa: (taking the pish) "Ohhhh Johhhhh, you light up the room when u walk into it....."

Jo : "Fack off"


Now now I am sure that Jo was being sarcastic, my Burns night optical and memory problems have dimmed my recollection, but I am sure that Jo was being funny?

Now now I am sure that Jo was being sarcastic, my Burns night optical and memory problems have dimmed my recollection, but I am sure that Jo was being funny?

Jo and funny in the same sentence? We were only saying yesterday that she has been the most disagreeable, lazy, selfish, unpleasant housemate EVER! I hope after tonight’s eviction I never have to look at that sour puss ever again!!:bye:

Does she live in that dressing gown? It looks so manky! :shock: