** little bit of a spoiler in this** (sorry I typed it out and forgot it should go in spoiler section)....:sad:


Dirk, who veers from being as happy as larry to morose from hour to hour (but who hasnt really offended anyone), is currently being targeted on the live feed by Jo and Cleo.

Cleo is "in character" and is trying to chase him around the house. Dirk, fancying a quiet day, is having none of it and doesnt find Cleo's character particularly amusing, much to her annoyance.

Jo, during nominations, said she didnt like Dirk because he was moody and snappy sometimes and happy the next (like its against the law). And about five minutes ago has been called, "a humourless old man" by Jo (herself a humourless, hatchet faced young woman), and she has just said, "keep it up Cleo. A few more minutes of this and we'll push him over the edge"......

Hillarious. :sleep:

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Ah but wasn't he accused by hard-face O'Meara of "giving her a dirty look"? :blush:

Yes he was ! I forgot that. She said that during the row with Shilpa that he looked over and gave her a really dirty look. Obviously nothing to do with the fact that you were laughing at the intimidation of another person, Jo?
Yep, looks like Dirk is next on the list.

Edited to say : Cleo is acting out her plans she discussed last night with Jo and Danielle, trying to wind up Dirk (for what reason I dont know) and last night they talked about putting smashed eggs in his pockets and also putting some of Shilpa's underwear in Dirks bed.

Apparently Dirk has said he will smoke his cigars indoors to annoy people so theyll nominate him. Ian, Jo and Cleo are disgusted by this (even though Jo seems to smoke twenty fags every half hour and no-one says a word about this), and the girls resolve to get back at him and "break him".

Dirk has asked them to stop and they wont. Ian has told Cleo and co that Dirk no longer finds it funny and they should really know their boundaries....

So Dirk Diggler has to suffer Cleo's scarey advances.............Many men of a certain age would just give any thing for an ounce of that attention.
Dirk Diggler seems to think she is a desperate woman. He seems oblivious to the fact that she has her head well and truely screwed on and finds hi s advances to the younger women and his porn refernces offensive.


Me, I'm one of the many men of my age who find Cleo pron but then again I have for 25 years.........the difference is that now I can see how cleverly she applies her sexuality..........Me...I'd be willing to go back to school... for the best years of my life. (apparently)