Well, Ive got a few days off work and decided to tune into 'This Morning' because Danielle, Ian and Carole were on it.

God Carole Malone does my head in. She should REALLY stop trying to re-write CBB in order to make herself look like the only reasonable person in there.

She has SUCH a downer on Dirk, its coming across as bitter and twisted. She constantly put Ian on the spot during the interview, demanding "why didnt you stop the row between Shilpa and Jade"..... conveniently forgetting that she herself laughed her head off when Danielle called Shilpa a 'scumbag' and never once took Jackiey to one side to ask her to stop calling Shilpa, 'that injun'.

Malone took over the damn show today and was allowed to. Danielle came out with some obviously scripted stuff about Shilpa being a role model, the fact that she and Teddy hadnt seen each other yet and had a lot of talking to do (via the letterbox if Teddy has any sense), and she even sniffed a lot and dabbed away a non existent tear.

Carole went on another desperate, bitter rant about Dirk saying something to the effect that Dirk wouldn't like a woman who was over 25 and had a brain and as she failed on both counts, that's why he didn't like her or Cleo.

Seems she has failed to grasp the fact that Shilipa is over 25, has a brain and Dirk certainly liked her ... :sleep:

Ian came across as the protector of Danielle (who is still harping on that she was easily led, despite the fact that she is an adult), and obviously hasnt read a really, really spiteful Carole Malone column about him, where she makes fun of his tics, never refers to him by name - just 'the one from steps' - and generally rips him to shreds.

Phil and Fern were all compassionate and treating Danielle with kid gloves, when they should really have been asking, "why did you hand Shilpa a dirty wet towel off the floor when she asked you to get one off her bed?".......... she got too easy a ride.

Carole Malone kept harping on about Dani being the youngest one in there...blah blah blah...... no she wasnt, Jack is 19 and Dani is 23.

Basically Ian was Ian (being protective of Dani), Danielle was acting dumb (it was obvious), Carole is blaming everyone but herself and her beloved Cleo for "not stepping in", divorcing herself from all blame and trying to rewrite CBB despite the fact we all saw what happened, oh and she hates Dirk because he put Cleo in her place and wasnt interested in her.

Philip says Jo, apparently is at home, on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FFS.

Carole Malone "writes" for the Sunday Mirror. That paper is a nasty vindictive rag-tag of gossip and tatt. I am not being nasty or snobby but that is what it is. I think she forgets that and thinks that she is a journalist - she isn't, she just writes about what she thinks and the two do not go together.

Incidentally, I have been hearing all day about Jermaines schemes and plans and it is clear that he really just endured CBB so that he could plug his silly tired ideas - so much for his religion and karma - and as I have said before, if SHilpa was that great she would be using her fame and cash to try and help the vast majority of her country who live in squalor.

but hey, who said life is fair?

I noticed Jermaine even managed to plug his "Jackson 5 - The Musical" during his bloody interview !!

Cleo wants to be the next Catherine Tate (yeh rite Cleo, good luck with that).

And everytime Carole Malone opens that mouth of hers she seems to dig herself into a deeper hole. She was on Big Brother Big Mouth last night and she and Cleo were absolutely hammered on booze. Carole badmouthed and yelled at Dirk most of the night......

And on This Morning, as Ive said, she appears to be trying to rewrite what we all witnessed.....