Can someone enlighten me.

I haven't been around here a lot of late, so I am curious.

What is this about Forum Police?

If it means that people shouldn't post anything to personal up in terms of views or experiences it could get a little to formal.

I personally think it is pleasant to detect the personality or characteristics of a poster from the words typed in a post.

What do you thnk?

Am I close or not to the raised awkward topic?

Maureen
Northern angel

No, it's much more simple than that, Mo. Bons has a really bad crush on SF and he knocked her back big style.

She's one bitter little pussycat.

No, it's much more simple than that, Mo. Bons has a really bad crush on SF and he knocked her back big style.

She's one bitter little pussycat.
Actually, thats where you are wrong. I am infact pregnant with SF's child, and he is demanding a DNA test. He doesnt believe that i could of gotten pregnant via a blow job (have i been watching too much Eastenders?)

have i been watching too much Eastenders?
If you haven't had a lesbian fling, gone back to your jusband, killed his mother and run away abducting your child that you had illlegiitmately at 15 then you haven't been watching enough!!

WHY DO I ATTEMPT TO DRINK LIQUIDS WHEN READING THIS FORUM!!:w00t:

.... (have i been watching too much Eastenders?)

Have you seen "Rosemary's Baby" ? :shocking:

Have you seen "Rosemary's Baby" ? :shocking:

Rosemary's had a baby!!?? :shock:

Rosemary's had a baby!!?? :shock:

I meant the film Rob :D

Wow that sounds absolutely great.

I knew I was far off.

I must admit though em that a baby by blow job sounds a bit far fetched.
What about a phantom pregnancy is that possible?

Maybe too much television has played tricks with the mind.

Maureen
Northern angel.

Actually, thats where you are wrong. I am infact pregnant with SF's child, and he is demanding a DNA test. He doesnt believe that i could of gotten pregnant via a blow job (have i been watching too much Eastenders?)

Since when have they been showing blow jobs on Eastenders? I obviously haven't been watching closely enough.

Barbara, what does your jusband have to say about this?

Since when have they been showing blow jobs on Eastenders? I obviously haven't been watching closely enough.

Didnt you always think that Phil and Grant were a little TOO close for brothers !!

Oh god, thats put me right off me ham sandwich..... :sad:

Didnt you always think that Phil and Grant were a little TOO close for brothers !!

Which one is pregnant then?

The one who swallowed, obviously. :sick:

'ullo 'ullo 'ullo

What's going one 'ere then?

http://www.thisisull.com/articles/joehakim/img/policeman.jpg

Please guv. It wasn't me guv. I never swallow and I don't believe you can get pregnant by taking it up the ****. I'll check with Buzz.

Forum police? Isn't that from back in the day when Bonnie and Coastie used to dress up as WPC Beaver and DCI Snatch?

http://www.thamesvalley.police.uk/news_info/info/museum/images/reading-wpc.gif

Fee nicked my line :mad:

PJ - I didn't know you'd kept that phot...ahhhh Bon Bon those were the days eh...you me and the valcro instead of buttons working the clubs of Glasgow...darn we were good! :good:

I hear you did lethal things with your batons :mellow:

Coastie the Mostie and Le Bon Temps...:w00t:

I hear you did lethal things with your batons :mellow:

I once killed a fly with mine if that's what you mean :huh:

I once gave myself black eyes with my batons :mellow:

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</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>I remember a story where a girl got pregnant by a blow job - i know you will not believe it - so i tracked it down for anyone interested.

http://crasch.livejournal.com/35827.html

lol, nah I don't believe it! Throw in some medical words and try and convince everyone it's true.
"some cattle changed hands to prove there were no hard feelings" - hehe