Lookee (http://www.turdtwister.com/) - isn't this just the perfect gift for Dol?

Dishwasher safe:sick:

Fiona...HOW do you find these things?? Has anyone started taking up for her one yet?? I've heard about it on that 103 Memphis radio station!! :huh:

Fee, you have way too much time on your hands :laugh:

I'm not sure that DOl needs one of these, I've heard that her turds are funny shaped as they are.

I'm not sure that DOl needs one of these, her funny shaped turds are funny shaped as they are.

you swore that if I defacated in your mouth you wouldn't reveal how grotesquely deformed my poo was ... I knew you wouldn't keep your promise.


...and Fee thanks for the thought - remember it's my birthday soon :yahoo: ... you know what to get me!

you swore that if I defacated in your mouth you wouldn't reveal how grotesquely deformed my poo was ... I knew you wouldn't keep your promise.


Can i just say that is the single most disgusting thing I have ever read on these forums.

Well done Dol!:applause:

Can i just say that is the single most disgusting thing I have ever read on these forums.
Come on Mars, what's a little scatification between friends?

Come on Mars, what's a little scatification between friends?

I'm not sure how to put it.

Rank?

Fee's a human GOOGLE!! Very scary...:blink:

Dol and Dave...keep your private 'stuff' private. I was on my way to eat lunch:sick:

... I knew you wouldn't keep your promise.


I couldn't help it - some things can't be kept a secret. Shall I tell you something? I have kept one of your 'offerings' It was the second one, the one that we both thought looked like a miniature human figure. I couldn't bear to flush it away it would have felt like murder. So I took it home and locked it in a drawer in the kitchen. On Saturday your sister came to visit. You didn't know she comes to my house most Saturdays did you? We watch the National Lottery live draw together. Well she made me unlock the drawer and we spent a good ten minutes looking at the little chap from all angles. She thought it looked just like a soldier, you know, the ones who fought in the WWI trenches. So she made a little soldier's uniform for it out of felt and I now have it dressed up and on parade on a shelf in my bedroom. When I am away it's nice to know my room is being 'guarded'.