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Dolores
14-04-2007, 04:56 PM
Ok off the top of my list is the following:

Liz Hurley getting married to some rich sap - who really gives a flying one? and why so much media coverage for such a non-event?


Elton John having another big bash (yawn) for his birthday?! who really cares? Elton John is just NOT about music and totally about the worst form of showmanship, imo!


Prince William and Katie whojamaflip splitting up? ... so? ... and? ... words fail me!

what don't you care less about?

Figaro
14-04-2007, 05:12 PM
This is going to sound horrid, but I really couldn't give a toss about the Iraq situation. Its been going for so long. I don't think we should be there now and I care about the fact that we are, but when I open the paper and see a story about X, Y or Z being killed I just see the headline and turn right on over to the next page....

I also couldn't give a toss about Britney Spears and her "meltdown". The woman is a multi millionaire. If she has a breakdown, she can afford the best therapists to deal with it. I just don't want to know.....

I don't care about Anna Nicole Smith. I think she led a wasted life, but I couldn't really give a cr@p about how she died, why she died or why the father of her child is.

And I really seriously could not care less about the Royal Family. I don't care if William has split with his girl. I don't care if Harry gets drunk and goes to lapdancing clubs (actually, I see view him with a renewed respect because of it).

And I never have, and never will, give a t)ss about anything sports related.

Isis
14-04-2007, 09:24 PM
Liz Hurley.........WHO IS SHE?????? famous for wearing a frock and having the dirty done on her by her nice but dim bf with a prostitute.....the airs on graces on her too!!!!

i dont care if kate moss marry's the junkie or not - do it, dont do it, no one gives a flying ******........

and i certainly dont care who plays the lead in Grease or Joseph.....

thanks for asking Dol :good:

Coastie
15-04-2007, 07:11 PM
I really couldn't give a flying fig roll about Katie + Peter:wacko: In fact I couldn't give a monkeys about anyone called Kate/Katie or otherwise since there seems to be a few of them around...including Kate 'Cruise'! :huh:

I don't care if by not flossing my teeth I am at risk of heart disease or by using washing up liquid without rinsing fully I am increasing my risks of cancer and by stiring stuff with a alluminium spoon increases my risk of alsymers..er oldtimers..er...gosh if I took not eof all the scare mongering I would never leave the house, eat or do anything! :wacko:

Punkyfish
16-04-2007, 11:06 AM
Obese people who go on programmes like GMTV to whinge about their lot and expect the NHS to fund operations etc when the money would be far better spent on cancer patients etc whose maladies are not self inflicted! Stop stuffing your faces with junk you greedy b**s*ards! :evilmad:

floopy
16-04-2007, 12:15 PM
Cancer patients who are going to die anyway insiting on continued treatment when they're going to be of no economic use to the country as they won't be paying tax and NI and who are already being paid sick pay by the taxpayer - it's just not economically viable.

Better to spend the money on getting fat people thinner so they stand a better chance of living longer, working longer, and thereby increasing the government's coffers with their income tax payments.

:ninja:

floopy
16-04-2007, 12:16 PM
Oh, and people who watch GMTV. :pimp:

Fee For All
16-04-2007, 12:32 PM
Is that on the commercial channel?

Fee For All
16-04-2007, 12:35 PM
Beck's latest tattoo.

In fact any zeleb's latest tattoo.

However, I'm quite grateful for the Wills'n'Kate thing after reading that Ma Middleton is common as muck, but has a Masters in Social Engineering. :w00t:

I've filed that for future use.

PJ
17-04-2007, 09:12 PM
Madonna adopting another baby girl or not. Who gives a f***?

Victoria Beckham's 'binge drinking'. See above.

In fact, any celebrity nonsense that finds its way into the tabloids.

Anything to do with cricket.

msgirl
18-04-2007, 12:00 AM
Cricket...the insect or the game??:bag:

Seabreeze
20-04-2007, 05:49 AM
David Gest - why is he always on my tv screen when all he has ever done is marry Liza Minnelli.

msgirl
20-04-2007, 05:58 AM
He's scary looking SB...like he's been embalmed or something!!:ghost:

Groucho
20-04-2007, 03:42 PM
Anything that begins with the word "celebrity".

Anything north of the Watford Gap.

European converts.

Any conversation that involves the word "like" more than once!

People with bad backs.

People with bad attitudes.

Really skinny birds.

Fee For All
20-04-2007, 11:54 PM
I'm like working with a famous sporting club in Birmingham at the moment. We're probably looking at getting some more players from the continong soon.

It's a good job, like, but the drive home on a Friday fair does my back in like.

And the effin motorway is full of effin assholes who can't like effin drive :mad2:

Mind you, I can't stand skinny birds either.

msgirl
21-04-2007, 02:03 AM
Fee and G...is it turkey, duck, chicken, grouse? The skinny birds...:sun:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/turkeybikini.jpg

how about this looker!!

Coastie
21-04-2007, 11:35 AM
Anything to do with cricket.

and Golf...:bored:

Grouchy...I no skinny bird :wink_kiss :naughty:

Fee For All
26-05-2007, 03:49 PM
I didn't like the thread that was fourth down http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/glasses15.gif

I am now fed up with Team McCann, Auntie Phil and yellow ribbons.

Coastie
26-05-2007, 06:52 PM
I'm fed up with money loan adverts, credit card adverts and I'M BARRY SCOTT - THIS IS CILLIT BANG - CILLIT BANG IS REAL I AM NOT! :evilmad:

Coastie
01-06-2007, 04:49 PM
I couldn't care less about...

Big 'ruddy dull' Brother! :mad:

maxine
01-06-2007, 06:00 PM
I couldn't care less about...

Big 'ruddy dull' Brother! :mad:

I so knew that would be what you said when I saw last poster!

Still, with DB in action, I couldn't care less about BB tonight either!

Patsy
02-06-2007, 08:16 AM
DB? David Bailey? Dirk Benedict? Dung beetles?

Punkyfish
04-06-2007, 10:34 AM
Couldnt care less about BB either this year. Flicked over on Friday and saw Davina gurning and showing off as per, so changed straight back over again.

floopy
04-06-2007, 12:23 PM
Celery.




.

Patsy
04-06-2007, 01:21 PM
......... being anything less than a size 14. Being thin is sooooo passé.

msgirl
06-06-2007, 10:16 PM
Misogynistic men!!:angry: One of our parents is soooooo one and I'm gonna kill him!! :fireman:

survivorfan
07-06-2007, 05:42 PM
Aberfeldy.

Figaro
07-06-2007, 09:38 PM
I really couldn't care less that Paris Hilton had to go to jail for whatever it is she has done.

I am a bit fecked off that she is out after 3 days though....

Andrea
07-06-2007, 09:40 PM
I really couldn't care less that Paris Hilton had to go to jail for whatever it is she has done.

I am a bit fecked off that she is out after 3 days though....

Awww, I wanted to see the pictures of her scrubbing the floors to get rid of MRSA that is rife in there apparently!

Coastie
08-06-2007, 07:27 AM
I so knew that would be what you said when I saw last poster!

Still, with DB in action, I couldn't care less about BB tonight either!

But did you get bad repped for passing comment on the fact...I did :cry:

Coastie
08-06-2007, 02:03 PM
Okay who did it? :mad:

I was sent this as bad rep in responce to the above posting:

Have some more, you old winge bag.

Grrr...I'm gonna find out who you are and poot in your general direction! :mad2:

Seabreeze
08-06-2007, 02:08 PM
It wasn`t me

Coastie
08-06-2007, 02:12 PM
I know it wasn't you SB - you would have been far more eloquent and imaginative in your insulting of me...this is from someone who is of a lower standard in life than your good self! :thumbsup:

More bad rep enroute I feel!

Isis
08-06-2007, 03:14 PM
Whether the Spice Girls reform - WHO CARES?!?!!?!!?!?

Kate Moss and her junkie BF (STILL!!!!!)

Paris bluddy Hilton, mainly cos she has a funny shaped mouth......

Lindsey bluddy Lohan.....go to rehab dont go to rehab - we dont care!!!!!

Girls Aloud - Artic Monkeys do a far better version of Love Machine!!!!!

Tom Cruise - get over yourself you creepy little man!

Patsy
08-06-2007, 05:36 PM
Wasn't me. I would have spelt whinge properly. :nerd:

Have you tried PJ?

Dolores
08-06-2007, 05:41 PM
I gave you bad rep for dissing BB! and I'd do it again as soon as I'm allowed to if you diss it again!!!

but I didn't do the other one - I don't get round to repping that much these days - I think I signed my bad rep! :blush: :laugh:

Coastie
08-06-2007, 05:59 PM
I gave you bad rep for dissing BB! and I'd do it again as soon as I'm allowed to if you diss it again!!!

but I didn't do the other one - I don't get round to repping that much these days - I think I signed my bad rep! :blush: :laugh:

You did sign Dol...and I have come through on my desire to run round your house and post dog poo through your letter box...instead I have chosen to forgive you...for now...but don't push it...I've had more bad rep from you than any other member on this site and I know where you live! :sly:

Dolores
08-06-2007, 06:05 PM
You did sign Dol...and I have come through on my desire to run round your house and post dog poo through your letter box...instead I have chosen to forgive you...for now...but don't push it...I've had more bad rep from you than any other member on this site and I know where you live! :sly:


ditto, girlfriend!

Coastie
08-06-2007, 06:11 PM
ditto, girlfriend!

Yeah but I have the rats to chase you away and they've got sharp pointy teeth! :laugh:

Dolores
08-06-2007, 10:31 PM
Yeah but I have the rats to chase you away and they've got sharp pointy teeth! :laugh:

my cat has really white fur (actually that's about his lot he has no other weaponry - cos he's a wimp and would probably run a mile from your rats!) yesterday I found him cowering in a corner of the garden as two bully boy cats were hemming him in, he's so embarrassing some times - my other cat would have killed 'em! ... and since I've had him I've never had so many other cats through my cat flap (no, that is not a euphemism!!) :naughty:

... oh god, I've fallen into my own trap now cos someone's gonna say they couldn't care less about my cat! :sad: :huh:

Coastie
09-06-2007, 07:09 AM
We used to have a cat like that Dol...the whole world was the back garden and he would get bullied by the neighbours big fat ugly spoilt puss...fortunately we also had a cat that could hold his own and was pretty much unbeatable...he would protect wussy cat and fend off any who crossed into our garden...maybe you need to get another cat? :blink:

msgirl
09-06-2007, 11:11 AM
Drama at work with a bunch of women!!:evilmad:

My drama I keep to myself...and post on here.:wink_kiss