...is how I'm feeling.

One minute, I'm approaching the Dartford crossing, and the next I'm going backwards facing three lanes of M25 traffic coming at me.

Then I'm on the hard shoulder, still facing the wrong way and getting intimate with the crash barrier.

Apparently, according to the chap who stopped, I did a 360 degree turn before hitting the barrier, and then did another. Missed, and was missed, by everybody else.

Can't remember a thing, so am getting ****ed.

I think my car is dead.

oh my! Sounds like a close shave. Bet you're a bit shaken up. Glad you're ok and all in one piece. You are in one piece aren't you???

Fee, that sounds horrendous! have a nice cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar ... and don't use the laptop whilst driving next time!

take care :hug:

where are you now? at home? in hospital? down the pub?

She's sitting on the hard shoulder - bottle in one hand, laptop in t'other.

Thanks guys - I'm fine; just a bit shaken, but I honestly thought my number was up!

A bit of a scare there Fee...glad you came out of it unscathed if a little shaken. I recommend a bit of self pampering in whatever way helps you to relax.

Take care and have one of these :hug:

Essex is only for Essex people Fee, we don't take kindly to outsiders..

The scanners probably picked up on your lack of gold jewellery and rejected you forcibly.

It's so embarrassing though. My car will probably end up being skirted and spoilered.

Hope you feeling less shaken today Fee. Terrible thing to happen and quite scarey. Take care

Crikey, Fee, you really will do anything to get away from Birmingham, won't you?

Classic attention-seeking behaviour, imo.

Fee, if you go to the big employment law place in the sky...who am I shacking with when I finally get over the pond?? flops:ninja:

I have a tent you could borrow. :pimp:

I was expecting the Royal Treatment...big breakfasts, lux accomodations, tours of the countryside, nights at the pub...:sun:

I'd lend you my shed, but sadly I still don't have one.

Jennifer, is your signature quote from Sex and the City?

http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/images/shed.jpg
my shed (sorry Patsy)

Are you feeling better Fee?

That's not your shed; that was your Eurocamp plot in France last year.

(Nice pond.)

I'm fine H. Thankee kindly. Still a bit wobbly, but focusing on getting a new car :thumbsup:

Have you seen the state of that lawn Patsy? Tsk

I'd lend you my shed, but sadly I still don't have one.

Jennifer, is your signature quote from Sex and the City?


Thanks for the generous offer of the shed Patricia...I'm not really sure where my signature is from. I happened on it and loved it and I have it here and on myspace.com...I guess I could do some research:nerd: and find out!!:laugh:

I think it's from the episode where she keeps referring to the film "The Way We Were". She resigns herself to Big's relationship with the Idiot Stick Figure with No Soul. She quotes the film by going up to him outside a plush hotel and saying "your girl is lovely, Hubble".

I just felt the backdraft from Fee's ears pricking up.

Happy Rosh Hashana :bye:

Why are Fee's ears pricking up?? To offset the 'wide-eyed and legless' part??:thumbsup: