http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=BZPD3YQ53I3RXQFIQMFCFF4AVCBQ YIV0?xml=/news/2007/04/25/ncarrot25.xml

A Channel 4 programme tonight documents the impact each of us has over our lives, on average, including food eaten, fags smoked, urine passed and words spoken.

"The average person will eat over 10,000 bars of chocolate, shed 121 pints of tears and have sex more than 4,200 times"

I think I used up my chocolate allowance already.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/04/25/ncarrots25b.gif

I think I probably pantsed my sex quota by the mid 80s and consequently trebled the amount of tears and chocolate.

Ahhhhh, the 80s.

Sex and tears and choc-o-late.
La la la etc.

Are you sure that's 10,000 bars of chocolate per lifetime and not a year? :unsure:

The really good news is that 305 of my friends will die from heart disease, 179 will die from strokes, 111 from flu or pneumonia and 99 from lung cancer.

Good news, that is, because it means I'm going to make another 690+ friends yet :)

On the other hand, if I'm only getting 628 Chrissy presents in total, over the whole of my life, it means my new friends will be right tight bar stewards.

I've been driving someone else's cars for some years now. :unsure: