he got the 5 stars but what did you think of the drama?
Funniest trial ever?...as far as I'm concerned I'm speechless :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ....

Gobsmacked - what a great word.:laugh:

Classic! He's more of a Drama Queen than my 11 year old daughter! We were in stitiches, but at least he brought the grub home! :D :D

I thought it was hilarious too, the whole programme was the funniest so far!
What about Paul 'name drop' Burrell with his little phone friend Tom (voice of woody) Hanks. Buzz and Woody,the best of friends! I nearly fell off my chair laughing :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Now i know whos snake was in Woodys boot! Its about time these toys came out of the closet :wink2:

It ws hilarious, as was Fran's face, and his repeated remarks of " I don't get it? Support for what?" :D

Absolutely priceless. This has been the best episode so far in the show. I am now beginning to wonnder who will really win this , at first I thought joe had it in the bag , but now Paul and Janet are delivering pure entertainment it is becoming harder to gauge the outcome of the show. The one thing I feel sure of is that Fran will be the next to go tomorrow night.

I hope you're right Tommy. Fran is a nice guy but the remaining three are the ones that make me laugh.

When a group of strangers are flung together on a reality show, to start with everyone is trying to be on their best behaviour or show their best side to the camera. After a week or so, they start to notice the cameras less, can't be bothered to keep up the facade and their real personality begins to come through. The jostling for egos takes second place as people create a role for themself within the group. They bond to a greater or lesser extent and become more relaxed with eachother as the group becomes smaller. That's when I think we tend to get the best entertainment.

I've enjoyed this series too. One of the things I like is that although they're complaining about being hungry, we haven't had a repeat of those boring rebellions that have marred other series. At least they're not demanding treats all the time and are getting on with it.

Paul's trial last night was the best ten minutes of tv I have seen in ages..... was he crying... was he going to faint.... was he having an orgasm????? I just couldn't tell. I thought Dec was going to pee himself.... I thought I was going to pee myself!!! Move over darling,.....ahh... ahhh.... ahh.... don't bite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

What a silly old woman he is, milking it for all it's worth but not having the insight to see that in fact the queening, faux high-drama stuff just made him look like a ninny.

was he crying... was he going to faint.... was he having an orgasm????? OMG laughed so much, I was soooo embarrassed for him too though, and those faces he pulled are going to haunt him forever.

I don't mind Paul, he's a gentle giant but way too gentle for me and so camp I like my men to be able to stand up for themselves a bit more. He should stand up to Janet. And what about his name dropping?! Poor love was obviously very star struck and proud of his friendship with Tom Hanks and wanting to impress with his stories, I thought Fran was a bit cruel really in pretending (working it for the cameras) that he didn't understand what he was getting at. Why can't people just say what they really mean? I would like Fran a whole lot better if he'd just come and said belt up with the name dropping, you sound a like a prat.

How genius is Paul??! He is a real superstar.

The whole series would have been rubbish without him - Paul really deserves to win - I want to join his fan club!!

No the whole series would be rubbish without hearing Janet's hilarious Jeeves put-downs.

What Oil-Barrel has shown is that once a grovelling, corgi-poo scraping butler, always one.

He is one of those people who does not possess any form of radar which normaly bleeps inside our brains when we are talking absolute garbage, or acting like a twit. He just carries on, oblivious to all around him who are peeing themselves laughing and making *****er signs behind his back...

He's doing it on purpose.

He's an entertainer.

We had just come in from the pub so watched PB's trial on tape. I really did think I was going to die laughing. At least he is providing maybe unwittingly some of the best comedy I have seen for ages. But what a drama queen, even his leg was twitching, I nearly done myself an injury trying to imitate him. His sons must have been cringing unless they are like that as well. Can you imagine what slagging they will get about their old man. The name dropping was just pathetic, he must feel so unimportant to have to resort to that. He is just too smarmy for me.

He's an entertainer.


Er, no. He's a butler.

Hey stop Paul-bashing, he's luvverly :) (but I have admitted on another thread that I am an OAP) says it all I suppose.

That movement he made with his leg ... cracked me up. My old dog used to do that when you tickled his tummy. :)

I have never laughed so much in all my life, it was so funny, my hubby came down stairs to see what i was laughing at!! it was the best trail ever, Pauls leg shake :laugh:

Er, no. He's a butler.

No no no.

You wait and see, he'll be advertising sofas in style within a few weeks.

..and a few weeks after that he'll be turning up as a 50 quid a go strip-o-gram dressed as Buzz Lightyear.

Oh come on guys, let's be fair here!

Think about it.

Joe - if they had all been like Joe, hiding out with the emu's it would have been the most boring show on earth, and we would long ago have switched off. Apart from gathering all stars on a BTT, he has done not a lot, he's living off his reputation, and that's old too. Boring.

Fran - I think the most interesting thing he did last night was unpack his nose and flick it, he swears constantly, the F word being his fave, but apart from that, he's another dull, dull, bloke.

Janet - ahh yes, the mandatory female that has to stay til the end - and she will! She has moaned her way through this whole thing, but at least she has given us cause to get some emotion - exasperation I think! However, she has been entertaining and deserves to stay in if just for the fact she is getting concerned she's gonna miss her (already booked) plane home!

Paul - well, I think he has given the best he can, yes, you can cringe at what he does or says, but the best laughs, the biggest groans, and, even the most venom has been posted about him. But for entertainment value, you know you are gonna miss him when he goes - love or hate him!

If I recall right, only 2 celebs have completed the BTT's and fed the whole camp, Joe and Paul, though I still feel Joes was a doddle. Before you knock Paul for his BTT, just sit and think how you would have done?? Come to that, how would any other celeb have done?

..and a few weeks after that he'll be turning up as a 50 quid a go strip-o-gram dressed as Buzz Lightyear.

Lovely jubbly. I shall look forward to that. I think I can spare £50...

OOoh yeah - where do we apply? :)

I shall go half and halfs with you Critique.

You can have the top half... :laugh:

That'll do nicely thanks Ceridwen :laugh:

That'll do nicely thanks Ceridwen :laugh:

So you get the conversation end, Crit...steel yourself for endless stories of "Great Corgi Turds I have Collected..."

Ooh no, I quite fancy the idea of him serving my every need!! :laugh:

Oh well, Corgi turds or not I still think I get the best deal cos the buzz lightyear arms look useful. I think the usefulness of the bottom half is questionable :laugh:

I think the usefulness of the bottom half is questionable :laugh:


But he spends enough time talking out of it...

Oh I'm sure I can use my imagination and some sticky backed plastic, rubber bands and a few matchsticks...

mwahahhaahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Ohhhhh. Am I glad I taped the show. Jesus Christ, I laughed til I just about cried.

What a pansy.

Most of the time he looked like he was auditioning for some gay porno flick. An illustrious career beckons in that direction, methinks.

=)

Yes, when he had that wide-eyed expression he look as though he was about to say: My, that's a HUGE snake...

I haven't had chance to watch last nights show yet but I've loved Paul from the start....he had me laughing when he had to jump from the plane at th beginning....I wanted him to win then and I still do....him and Janet behaving like an old married couple, have provided the best entertainment in yonks.....

Joe just seems to sit there and pull faces every now and again.....even on the live coverage on ITV2 he doesn't do much so I know it's not down to editing.

Fran simply is and that is it.

Paul and Janet to be the final 2 and Paul to win!

Oh and Ceri n Critique....maybe it's because all our usernames start with C (there a Claire that's a bit of a fan too)...but anyway if you willing to split the cost threeways I'd love to come to the erm...party! :devil:

Lol - you're in Coastie :laugh:

Hey...maybe we could tour with him and be known as 'Pauls Poppets'... whatdoyathink? We can have the job of collecting the parts to his Buzz Lightyear costum when he's done....aswell as doing a bit of singing and dancing of our own.......was thinking of the following numbers:

1) Relax
2) Macho Man
3) I'm Coming Out

But if we split him three ways, who's getting which bit??!! :unsure:

Bagsy the middle for me.

Bustywench - you hit it the nai spot on each time - it was the porno flick grimaces and moans that had me creased up.

No-one ever could put such a superb act for nearly 10 minutes!! It was not put on - no way no how!!

I just could not have been Ant or Dec during that - they were peeing themselves and it was the funniest thing I have seen in ages.

And saying 'Move over darling' to the rats - like Doris Day was just the icing on the cake!!!:laugh: :laugh:

He is now numero uno in my eyes.

Hey...maybe we could tour with him and be known as 'Pauls Poppets'... whatdoyathink? We can have the job of collecting the parts to his Buzz Lightyear costum when he's done....aswell as doing a bit of singing and dancing of our own.......was thinking of the following numbers:

1) Relax
2) Macho Man
3) I'm Coming Out


How about:-

I Wanna Be Straight by Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Sing if You're Glad to be Gay - Tom Robinson
:D

Oh my, was that funny or was that just hilarous?!! I thought I was going to wet myself. But, hats off to him, he still got 5 stars and I know for a fact I would never put my hands into something like that. He was just brilliant and I, for one certainly do not think it was an act, he was pure genuine, first class entertainment.

And when he was going on about Tom Hanks phoning him, wasn't Fran just a class act? He honestly thinks that Paul has totally flipped, what was he going on about? And I just wonder what Tom Hanks will think when he sees this, I just hope for Paul's sake that Tom is his friend.

Although I laughed out loud at the trial I now officially have tears streaming down my face reading Norm's comments! Also the picture of the three C's (Coastie, Critique and Ceridwen) carving up Paul Burrell!

I bet he's a moaner and a groaner during sex don't you!

I like Paul and I want him to win now. ... him or (I never thought I'd say this) Janet. Joe and Fran are just mere fripperies compared to these two. usually it's really boring when it's down to the last three or four, this time it's just so funny cos of those two.

Each eviction I'm surprised that Fran has such a big fan base out their voting for him. I mean nice looking bloke but aren't they ten a penny down any building site?

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I like Paul and I want him to win now. ... him or (I never thought I'd say this) Janet. Joe and Fran are just mere fripperies compared to these two. usually it's really boring when it's down to the last three or four, this time it's just so funny cos of those two.


I agree, Dol. They are the only 2 who have really entertained us...........and the others in the camp!