No, not ever in fact.


Do you think men get grumpier as they get older?

Some men grown VERY grumpy with age ... some stay suprisingly fun and playful.


Did you own a Barbie or Action Man when you were a kiddie ?

Neither, I had a sindy doll.

do you pick your nose discretely or don't care if anyone sees you?

I do it discretely :blush:



Would you wear the same pant / knickers for two days running ... if you ran out.

No.


Are you sexually libererated or repressed?

Would you wear the same pant / knickers for two days running ... if you ran out.

I would never run out - I have loads :)



What type of knickers/pants are you wearing now?

Are you sexually libererated or repressed?

I think I am inbetween the two



What type of knickers/pants are you wearing now?

Pringle boxers. Here's a pic from this morning http://speedera.figleaves.com/uk/images/eng-gbr/products/cropped/pcs_PR-U4000.jpg



If you were to take on a lover, would you go for one older or younger than yourself?

Definately older ..... i dont fancy snogging a 20 year old :unsure:




Does anyone really believe that that piccie is of Groucho this morning :laugh:

If you were to take on a lover, would you go for one older or younger than yourself?
Younger :wink2:




Have you ever had a lover?

Does anyone really believe that that piccie is of Groucho this morning :laugh:


I do :wink2: :laugh:


Have you ever had a lover?

Hmmmmm i dont know. Ive never really been sure what a 'lover' is. If it means hubby then yeah ... i have one now :)


If you could change any part of your appearance, what would it be ?

My post pregnancy flabby belly (yeh, yeh, I know it was over 3 years ago)

What is your best feature?

I dont know if i have one :wacko: Probably my eyes, but even they get a bit dodgy sometimes !!!



Would you ever eat a Kangaroo testicle (see IAC thread)

No, I don't think I could, a bit too chewy, ugh.

would you lie in a whole load of snakes?

Hmmmmmm, if they couldnt bite me then i might be able to. Although i might need counciling afterwards.



Have you ever participated in collecting money for any charity ?

If it were cooked interestingly, it shouldn't be a problem.


Are you idealistic or pragmatic?

Im pragmatic :)


Do you enjoy life ?

Immensely. It's just other people that ****** it up!


Is alcohol a good or bad thing?

Its a very VERY good thing ...... especially if gin is involved :cool2:





When was the last time you got drunk, bought a burger king, and fell asleep on the train ?

I never have!!

Why don't my smilies work on my home PC but they do on my work PC?

No idea http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/huh.gif


Did you go to university and if so which one?

No I copped out of school at 16 with 2 o'levels. My education has been purely life experience.


I would like to see more of Groucho in his underwear, would you?

No thanks...

Would you sleep with someone you didn't know very well just for lust??!

I would like to see more of Groucho in his underwear, would you?


Yes I would :wink2:


Would you post a picture of you in your underwear on here?

Not now, but I have done pre marriage.


Boots, heeled or flat?

Yes I would :wink2:


Would you post a picture of you in your underwear on here?


no


boots heeled or flat

Flattish

What is your favourite contraceptive?

Was the pill, but getting on a bit now...abstenance really, as may be getting on but still bloomin as fertile as a ferritt. Looking forward to a total removal and a :wave: to some fun.

Is the moon a myth?

No, I think he'th a mithter

Have you ever worked out how to get e-mails on your phone?

Nope - totally useless, I managed to get online on my last phone but it was just pathetic. I don't even know how to send pictures to another phone and the infra red thing never wants to work either. Urgh!

What is your favourite word of expression?

you go ******** mate

Charming, aint I?

You have your moments.


Do you prefer big dangly balls, or nice little tight ones?

It depends, if hanging a christmas tree...big dangly ones, if I'm bunching them together, small tight ones. :bye:

My family is not going to wash today (no water), is the being bohemian?

My family is not going to wash today (no water), is the being bohemian?

Depends how you look at it. Some might see it that way. Others may see it as a bit smelly.

Should I get my **** in gear and do something, or should I just laze about all day being unproductive?

Organise a lunch and to hell with the morning!


My hands are freezing. How should I warm them up?

do some work?


Why isnt there a Starbucks when you need one

There are. I have 8 of them within a 5 minute walk. :wink2:


What's the most interesting thing in your desk drawer?

A keyring in the shape of a willy ;) It is soft and you can pull it around (a bit like a stress ball)


Do you have ornaments in your house?

Not many. Im not a big fan of clutter.


Is you house pristine, or messy.

Is you house pristine, or messy.

I have 3 teenagers - need I say anymore :laugh:



Which way does it hang? (toilet roll) :)

Is you house pristine, or messy.

Well, what do you think?!! :huh: I would say a kind of in between, it certainly isn't pristine, but a lived in mess would probably best describe it!

Ant or Dec

Ant or Dec

I like them both but prefer Ant (I think it's Ant I prefer :wacko:)


My question again :) Which way does it hang? (toilet roll)?

The same way it did the last time you asked this question.


Do you find it difficult to think of original questions?

Hmmmm yes.


Which way does it hang :huh:

The same way as it always has :laugh:




How often do you go out to lunch on average?

Never:sad:

How often do you go to a pub?

It used to be about 4 times a week, then went to twice a week, and now it tends to be twice a month :ohmy:


Whats your fav tipple ?

Not often enough! on average once a week ...


Did you guess Bonnie would be tipsy when she got back from lunch with Groucho?

YES, I GUESSED. He is wicked isnt he :holiday:



Do you like red or white wine ?

White



Bonnies question - What is your favourite tipple?

Really depends where I am, who I'm with, what time of day it is.
White Burgundy is probably my current favourite tipple, but cold 4* lager hits the spot some days, as well as a good G&T before a meal.


How chav do you think you are?

I'll drink both but white wine is my favourite:)

Do you drink pints or halves?

How chav do you think you are?

I have no idea what that means.

what does it mean?

See here. (http://www.chavscum.co.uk/)


Do you see the point of 3G phones?

See here. (http://www.chavscum.co.uk/)

ahhh I see. Ooh no, not me

[QUOTE]Do you see the point of 3G phones?

Personally, no.

Pints or halves?

Pints for me personally.


Do you have a weak or strong bladder?

Used to be strong, but unfortunately now is weak:sad:

Shower or bath?

MIddling, although it always becomes weak at 3am every morning so i have to climb out of bed, down some stairs, fall over cats ... and then finally sit on the loo.




Do you feel that you are sensitive to the needs of others.

I would like to hope so :)




When you go out do you wear high heels or flatties or something inbetween?

Fairly flat usually.


I've finished work for the day. Shall I go home, or go to the pub?

GO TO THE PUB. And can you take me with you ?????




Should i have beef with dumplings, or steak for tea tonight ?

Steak for lunch, steak for dinner? You'll start to look like this
<<<------------------------------


When you tell a joke, do people laugh?

No, my jokes are hopeless.



Should Groucho take me out for a drink ???

Should Groucho take me out for a drink ???

Only if it is his turn, if not you should take him :)



Did you ever win any sporting cups for your school?

No way, I am hopeless at sport.

What do you think your biggest regret will be when you die?

Having wasted too much time on SO!


Do you think you'll die young or old?

Hopefully when I'm about 65, that will do me.

How do you see your life if you live to be 80 or 90?

I hope that my life will be relaxing and full of drinking Horlicks, watching old soppy movies and being nice to children :dry:



Am i a tad drunk :huh:

I should bloody hope so.


Whats the longest you have ever been without running tap water?

I cant remember ever having been without water for any length of time.


When was your last power cut?

Last winter...we get 2 or 3 each winter, just for a few hours in the morning. I really like it...getting ready for work in candle light. The house looks so pretty. NB to self: Must stock up on candles with weekend.


Do you have candles round the house as a decoration, or like me do you have a huge stash ready for action>

I have them all around the house for decoration!



If you could change your first name what would you change it to?

Beelzebub

Are you more like one parent than the other?

Both, but only appreciated at grew older.


Does Linen look trendy or just un ironed?

un ironed


is there a place for a merkin in your wardrobe?

I don't know...you tell me..

What is a Merkin?

Google gave me this:




Dear Cecil:

What exactly is a "merkin"? Ever since the word was thrust into my consciousness it's been tormenting me. My Oxford English Dictionary defines it as the "female pudendum," which seems a trifle sedate, given the listed quote of 1714, "This put a strange Whim in his Head; which was, to get the hairy circle of her Merkin ... This he dry'd well and comb'd out, and then return'd to the Cardinal, telling him, he had brought Saint Peter's Beard."

And it's downhill from there. The OED "b" definition says a merkin is a "counterfeit hair for women's privy parts," and another dictionary calls it a "pubic hair wig." Sorry, but these explanations defy understanding. I mean, I've heard of niche markets, but this is ridiculous. My own interest in the word isn't just academic, as I'd like to make use of the fine quote of 1680, "Or wear some stinking Merkin for a Beard," but I want to make damn sure I know what the original item was. --Andrew Scheinman, Los Angeles

Dear Andrew:

Cecil doesn't have the most reputable sources for this kind of thing. In fact, I blush to admit, I have been fishing for tips once
again on the Internet. I do not want to give the impression I spend all my time on the Internet, but in the right hands it is a
wondrous tool, and in the wrong hands it is an even better one. Here's what's turned up so far:

A merkin is somebody who lives in Merika. (Har!)
They used to shave off all the pubic hair as a cure for syphillis, so the well-to-do used wigs.
Before penicillin was around to ease the lives of the promiscuous, these were used to cover up any sores prostitutes may have obtained in the line of duty.
They used to treat the syphilitic with mercury, which caused baldness.
The merkin is for women with no pubic hair. Some people just don't develop hair down there, and this can be embarrassing.
In days of old a common problem was lice. One of the ways people dealt with this was to shave all the hair off their bodies, including arms, legs, and pubes. Wigs became very popular. Pubic wigs caught on slowly, starting among the kinkier set, but eventually became halfway respectable.
A merkin is a crotch wig for both men and women and is usually worn on the outside. Have you ever seen a Scot in full regalia? That little fur "purse" in front is a merkin.
In a country of mainly dark haired people, a prostitute may wear a blond merkin to be unusual and therefore more desirable. (Got this from a dictionary of sex.)
One of the more recent uses is to allow exotic dancers to comply with local laws prohibiting full nudity. They wear what amounts to a flesh-colored panty with hair on the front, appearing to the patrons of the establishment to disrobe completely without actually doing so.
In a sci fi story by John Varley called something like "The Barbie Murders," a group of women gives up individuality (and sex) and undergoes surgery to become perfect nonsexual beings resembling Barbie dolls. This involves losing genitals, pubic hair, etc. One Barbie goes back to being a woman for a night, painting on nipples and using a merkin.
Fascinating, ja? Erudite answers from around the globe, and not one of them duplicates another. Also, one is still left with a nagging question: who's a merkin supposed to fool? By the time you get to the level of intimacy where somebody is going to see whether you have pubic hair or not, your range of observation, as we might say, is such that a wig is not going to make for a very convincing masquerade, strippers possibly excepted. VOICE FROM THE NET: Yeah, but during the period when merkins were popular, the degree of intimacy among the upper class was low even during sex. ME: What's that supposed to mean, you had your valet do it for you? You sent it in by mail? Clearly more investigation needs to be done.


Is that any clearer?

Yes...and no I don't have the desire or the room. To many gothic things going on.


Do you believe in the stars...capricorn etc???

no, it's all bollox, imo.


How much room would a pubic hair wig take up?

no, it's all bollox, imo.


How much room would a pubic hair wig take up?

me to IMO.

approx 4 x 4 inch square I suppose, depending on tuft depth.


do you wax or pluck yours?

I dont have a merkin to wax or pluck, sadly.

have you ever had a spray tan?

no never...

BUT I do confess to a couple of sunbeds around May...love the sun...then a couple oct...then go dull and white....till May.

When will it be?

Soon.


Why does the shower curtain blow (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_104.html) up and in instead of down and out

The water creates a vortex in the air behind the curtain.

Did you put that link there, or have you got spyware?

I put it there, Cecil amuses me.

Do you know anyone called Barry?

Yep, a gut that got fired from our office last month (because he wasn't very good, not because he was called Barry)


Do you consider sarcasm to be a good or bad thing?

a good thing as it confuses americans and allows you to be exrtremely rude whilst appearing pleasant and helpful.


How far can you fit your hand into your mouth?

When used correctly it's good, but you have to be carefull.

do you know germans dont' understand it. I have been there and taught them how.


Why do children want you to read them a book when you simply want to sit here, chat and get slightly tiddley

a good thing as it confuses americans and allows you to be exrtremely rude whilst appearing pleasant and helpful.


How far can you fit your hand into your mouth?


No..no where near..I have quite a small tight mouth.


Yellow with green? A definate no no?

nope, acceptable in certain circumstances:

children's party jelly

erm

Who was the ugliest person you spoke to today?

the bloke who delivered out Fruit for Schools.

Actually, I feel bad now...he was just young, spotty and didn't fancy me.



I never liked younger boys when I was younger, but now that I am older I do....do you like younger or older>

a little older, not much, I like to be younger than my partner, gives me an edge in poking and running away games.

What does your boss look like?

Bernie W1nters.


Do you fancy your boss?

No, she's a lovely headteacher, northern the same as me (she's united, I'm City).

She is a good larf, and I love her to bits.



Do you love your boss

Not as such.....in fact I would go so far as to say he's a f**king freak!


What would you do if someone sent you an Elvis outfit?

I would certainly try it on...and take it from there..uh uh

Where have you been tonight>

Spending time with my other half


Do you know where you other half is at the moment?

yes.

do you?

In the room next to this talking footy them...and repeating ..?Go to bed now please...please go to bed.

Where is yours?

Yes. (you just got 10 in :wink2: )


Are you sure?

yes


- what does (you just got 10 in :wink2: ) mean?

Characters.


Do you like Southend?

No I think it's awful

what is your middle name?

Elizabeth

Yours....

Jane.

what is your favourite record to boogie to?

Fire-starter by the Prodigy.


Have you heard Goldie Lookin' Chain - You're Mothers Got a Penis yet? (You should, it's hilarious)

No - not yet....



Can you ballroom dance?

No - not yet


Do you eat anything that's not food?

I have been known to ;)


How do you keep fit?

By running to the pub :wink2:


Is your body perfectly symetrical?

Yes :)



Do you have any birthmarks and if so where are they?

Dont think so.


Do you enjoy sarcasm?

Yes



Do you wear a watch every day?

If I'm leaving the house, yes.


How do you feel about Hector?

If I'm leaving the house, yes.


How do you feel about Hector?

Nah - its a cr@p name. Doesn't suit you at all.

On a scale of 1-10, how gorgeous am I? 1=low; 10=high

Our survey said: 11.853


Do you have a hangover cure?

Our survey said: 11.853


Do you have a hangover cure?

Oh Groucho - how kind! :)

Onto that hangover cure. Apparently, if you drink your own urine your hangover will disappear and you will feel instantly 10 years younger.

Let me know if it works! :devil:

tsk, no question.


How many segments aer there in a satsuma, and do all satsumas have the same number of segments?

The one I have jsut opened (especially for you) had 10, but if it had been encouraged to grow more I believe that there would have been more, possible splits were imminent.


So far which has been your favourite birthday and why?

18th, coz I just didn't give a shít back then :D


We're off to dinner at our social-climbing friends house tonight, shall I get ****ed and embarrass myself?

My 6th, because for some reason i can remeber every momnet of it, and it was perfect.


Satsuma, Unshiu Makan is a mandarin brought to Japan from China in the mid-16th century as a chance seedling and where it grows well in that country's characteristically cold citrus areas. Except for the Yuzu, the tree is more tolerant of cold than other citrus trees. It was later named for the former feudal province of Kagoshima of southern Kyushu, Japan. Satsuma mandarins are available in more than 100 varieties in Japan and in North America. They are larger than the tangerines. Some botanists now assign them to a separate species, C. unshiu. The satsuma is sweet and not as acidic, but rather has a tropical fruit flavour. Its rich orange-coloured flesh easily separates into ten or twelve seedless segments. The most popular variety is the Owari, a easy-peeling seedless mandarin that is not as acidic as the Clementine and considered to be one of the best mandarins available. The tiny segments commonly sold canned, and called mandarin oranges, are usually satsumas.

Did you find the above of interest?

oops, too late.


Groucho baby - why change the habits of a life time.

see above question

No.


Do you think you'd have got your post in the right place if you hadn't been Googling?

No.


Do you think you'd have got your post in the right place if you hadn't been Googling?


My practical experiment was proven to be quicker.

Groucho, what do you tend to do when you get drunk that embarasses yourself...or to anyone (still want to hear what Groucho has to say tho)

doubt it.


Do I look bovvered?

You should do!
As I have no way of knowing I shall answer Cat's question:

My views tend to become more polarised. The peolpe I like, I suddenly love and people who were previously merely a mild irritant become my mortal enemies.
And for some reason that part of my brain which stops me saying insulting/stupid/rude stuff stops working.


What is you favourite t-shirt?

Has to be my Dan Rocks tshirt I made to go to Victors eviction (bleached out wording just like dan had on his Disco Rocks tshirt (with a spoon).

It got us picked out the queue and into the studios.!!!!

Who was your fav BB5 contestant?

Nadia, but I dont like her any more.

Do you think Groucho should come and post when he's drunk, later tongiht?

Do you think Groucho should come and post when he's drunk, later tongiht?

Yes - his ****ed posted are very funny!



Are you wearing nail varnish on your toes today and if so what colour is it?

nope, never do, life's too short to paint stuff that doesnt need painting :)

do you have a garlic press?

No


Do you have a dishwasher?

yes I do.


are you double-jointed?

Yes, and I would die without it (also I have a garlic press and my nails are the same as before lilac)


Has your stylee in clothes changed as you have grown older?

yes I do.


are you double-jointed?


no....can squelch my eye tho.


Has your stylee of clothes changed as you have grown older.

Has your stylee of clothes changed as you have grown older.
Yes ;)




Did you ever have a pair of moonboots?

nope, never been to the moon, didnt see the point.


Will you be in the chat room later, do you think?

yes...when shall we go, its your birthday you decide.



What is it?

I'm there now

Would you spit on me, if I was on fire?

yes...


I'm going to the chat room are you?

Yes I am


Anyone else coming?

me


you?

us.


Have we scared everyone away?

yes.]




was it you?

oh probably.

Will they come back after the pubs shut?

What else is there to do after closing time?


If you ha a virgin, would you be a good teacher, or just take advantage? :dry:

'Ha' a virgin Groucho! Do you mean tickle them? :huh:

Yes Foxie, that's exactly what I meant! :wink2:


Now, what, pray tell, is your question? (You need to make it a good one :) )

OK, so you've got this man or woman who is haaing a virgin.

Do you think it is appropriate to use feathers on a first timer and should you restrict your tickling to the feet only.

Definitely feathers everywhere! I've not had a virgin ever protest at the full treatment!


Has anyone in real life ever called you "Foxy"?

Nope, you're the only one that calls me Foxy!

Have you got a moustache like Groucho Marx and if you did, if you were haaing someone, would they find it funny?

I do, but not on my face! And based on empirical observation, it tends to make them smile. :)


Do any of your online associates know anything about you? :glare:

You'd be surprised :ohmy:

This is one for all the invisible people on the board. What's the advantage of being invisible?

We'll know you're there if you reply :wave: :)

(Can you reply when you're invisible?)

Looks like none of the invisible members are going to reply Noxy - perhaps they can't, perhaps they can only view :ohmy: :D


So next question is

Have you ever swam with Dolphins?

No.

Is it really that time already:ohmy: ?

That and a bit more :ohmy:



Do you have ITV 2 ?

Yes, but it's got no bloomin sound, the same as ITV and C4.

My question is why am I not going sound on these channels with freeview when I get sound on all the other digital channels, seeing as they're all using the same transmitter? (Bet no one can answer this) :)

do you live in Wales?

Why do we tradionally cook a roast dinner on a sunday?

No idea !!!



What is your favourite rollercoaster?

The tower of terror in MGM studio's in Florida:)

Have you ever been accused of something you didn't do?

Yes - It happens all the time :sad:


Are you a good liar?

No, I'm terrible.

What are your favourite packet of crisps?

Cheese & Onion



Do you prefer peanuts or crisps?

Crisps with a sandwich, and peanuts for snacking on!!

When you were young did you think you'd be famous when you grew up? :laugh:

yes, I suppose I did.


Hands up or down?

Depends where you're putting them.

Does the end justify the means?

Not in all cases no.


I've got two wheely bins, does this bring out the green eyed monster in you?

Yes as I don't have any :angry:


How often do you wash your hair?

Every other day.

Do you buy expensive hair products, or stick with supermarkets own?

Expensive! :blush:



Do you dye your hair and if so why?

Yes, because its dull and has lots of grey (first grey appeared at 17!!)

When did your first grey appear?

About the same age as yours did Cat :sad:



What time do you need to be at work/college today?

Already taken the kids to school for 9am. Now I am free till 11.30, have to pick up the youngest from nursery.

What time today will the final list of celebs be revealed for IAC do you think?

At a guess 2pm


Do you think the list will be disappointing?

Maybe, but I suppose you really have to see them in situ before you can really tell who's going to be boring, and who's gonna be cringemakingly, irritatingly, maddingly excellent TV!!
Is ebay worth persisting with if you've never used it and are a bit scared?

I would Tigereye. I don't buy much on there but I got some nice bikes for the kids for their birthdays and they were brand new.
I don't go on there that much cause it takes so long to download all the pages, but yes its definately worth a look:)

Have you seen any bargains on ebay recently?

I don't do ebay



When was the last time you went to Starbucks?

Not for about 3 years. I cant stand their coffee. I was dragged there for my review years ago.



What cake would you pick in a cake shop ?

Definately a cream filled one:)

How do you eat eclairs, do you suck the cream out or just bite and hope you don't loose any?

I just bite - and watch the cream splurt out the sides. Delicious.


How do you eat a Cadburys creme egg ?

How do you eat a Cadburys creme egg ?
I bite the top off and lick out the insides with my tongue ;)



Do you get on with your neighbours?

Yes, although the guy next door stares at my chest the whole time he talks to me which irritates the hell out of me. I think one day i will suprise him and whip them out :wink2:



Do you wear nothing / PJ's or nightie in bed ?

Nothing ;)





Did you play traunt when you were at school?

Yep. I used to bunk off with a boyfriend and drink my way through my dads bar !!!! I can remember calling the school once pretending to be my mum, telling them i was off sick :ohmy:

Did you get into any fights in school ?

No :)



Have you ever been bullied?

For a brief period when I was about 10, but it wasn't just me the girl bullied everyone. Got my own back in adult life when met her out and she wanted to be my friend....Oh no...I remember when you pushed me over the wall girly... felt good.

I have just worked out that this is approximately the 14,557'th day in my life. What about you....?

Add another thousand on top for me :(



In the morning, how long does it take for you to feel human?

..only about 10 minutes. I've always been pretty good in the mornings.


Frogs: Love em or hate em?

Love em!



Do you enjoy watching wild life programmes?

yes, very much especially sea ones....in awe of the big blue.


Christmas tree: real or artificial?

I would love a real one ... but the cats would eat it !!! So we have a small fake one instead.

We tend to have a real one outside with lights on though.




Do you wear rubber gloves to wash your pots ?

Do you wear rubber gloves to wash your pots ?
No - all my pots go in the dishwasher!


How many TV's do you have in your house?

We have 3. One in the kitchen, bedroom and lounge.




How often do you change your bedding ?

How often do you change your bedding ?
Once a week!



What colour is your bathroom suite?

ONCE A WEEK. Cor blimey, i must be a right dirty cow :ninja:


My bathroom suite is green(ish). I dream of having a plain white suite.





Who on TV do you lust over ?

Who on TV do you lust over ?
I still have a bit of a thing for Mark Austin :wub:



Who is your favourite news presenter?

I dont actually have one. They all annoy me. I quite like Mary Nightingale.




Do you prefer tea or coffee ?

At home tea - when out for a meal coffee!



When you are eating out, if you are only having 2 courses do you choose a starter or a sweet?

I would always have the starter and main course. And hope that i get a wee choccie with my coffee :wink2:



If you were stranded on a desert island, what materialisic thing would you take with you ?

It's not really materialistic but I don't go anywhere without my lip balm


What, if anything, are you allergic to?

something in the spring and something in early autumn (pollen wise), not too bad tho.


:boxing: or :ninja:

:boxing:


Do you understand text speak?

Urmmmmm basic text speak, but some of it takes me ages to decipher.



What book are you reading at the moment ?

I'm not reading any at the moment.

Any suggestions for a good read?

I'm not reading any at the moment.

Any suggestions for a good read?

I recently read A Small Death in Lisbon by Robert Wilson, and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Do you get peeved if you send a Christmas card to someone and don't get one in return, or do you not even notice if it happens?

the only time I've really noticed it is when I sent some cards overseas to friends in America, and I haven't received any since I've been back. Either I didn't have the right address or they really weren't my friends:laugh:


Do you have tinsel on your Xmas tree?

I ask because someone I know hates the stuff, but I think it makes a Xmas tree

I do :) I love tinsel.


What should i do with the £20 i just found ?

If you don't know who it belongs to - keep it, but if you do - give it back!



Have you ever stolen anything?

Yes, lots of things. When I was a youth I had a special coat with the pockets made to go all the way round the back. Could hold lots of swag. I would have been good in Oliver.

The snow: Love it or hate it.

The snow: Love it or hate it.
Love it http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies-Weather/snow.gif


Winnie the Pooh or Tigger?

Now thats difficult as I see them all as one, they are a family you cannot differentiate (sp?). We all rejoice in A A Milne here :wave:

Honey or Jam?

Strawberry Jam!



Do you enjoy opera?

I don't know, never been, but would give it a whirl?

Do you know what an Atomic Wedgie is?

No



What is an Atomic Wedgie ?

Isn't it like a normal wedgie only the waistband of your underwear comes right up to your chin???

Am I talking nonsense?

I am laughing my socks off but


YOU ARE RIGHT

An atomic wedgie must come above the navel.

Well done peej x


and so..

Can't remember: Can you

Remember what:confused: :wink2:

Are you going to watch Children in Need tonight?

I will have to, Donny :wub: is on there! :laugh:



When you were a teenie bopper who was your idol and are they still your idol today?

When you were a teenie bopper who was your idol and are they still your idol today?

I used to think Adam Ant was absolutely gorgeous! And when I see pictures of him from back then, I still think that!

And no, he is not my idol today.

What was the first record you bought? (or CD for the younger members...)

I bought 2 at the same time. Dreadlock Holiday by 10CC and You're the one that I want...Grease. My taste in music is still as odd.



What was your earliest fav tv programme?

Has to be Worzel Gummidge :mellow:

What's your favourite song at the moment?

Keane. I like Keane very very much.


Why are there such fantastic sunsets in autumn?

Has to be Worzel Gummidge :mellow: I just have to say I used to love this programme to and had a toy Worzel Gummidge that you could change the heads, brilliant:)

:offtopic: Why are there such fantastic sunsets in autumn?They are gorgeous aren't they, is it something to do with the angle of the earth in relation to the sun, and the time of departure of the sun from our skies, also enhanced by a preceding high pressure.
Who knows:unsure:

What are you drinking right now?

Diet Tango!



What should I be drinking now?

You should have a bottle of some kind open.

What's you favourite programme on TV?

At the moment X Factor!!!



What is your opinion of Terry Wogan?

He's old hat and I can't decide whether he's wearing a toupee or not.

Does Terry wear a syrup?

Not sure - I try not to look to closely at him:ohmy:


Did you see Donny? :wub:

Has he just been on, hubby has had the fishing channel on:rolleyes:

Has the news team been on yet, and if they have was it funny?

Thats the only bit I really wanted to watch cause I think Andrew Marr the political news reader is so funny.

Yes they were on just before Donny and it was really funny!


Should Shane Ritchie be shot? :laugh:

I think so, right after Donny Osmand

You forgot the question longshot! & btw who is Donny Osmand? :wink2:

Ah, sorry....I get it now.


Erm, who do you want to win I'm a celebrity?

Natalie Appleton - had a crush on her when she was in All Saints lol!

Most of them are not celebrities, well they used to be. Get's worse every series. Surely celebs would be jumping at the chance. Should be "Im a Celebrity... When I Get Outta Here!"

What do you do to chill out?

Drink, surf, run, and other stuff (not sure what kind of place this is yet)


Is Natalie Appleton the nice one or the one married to Liam Gallagher?

The nice older sister. Nicole was the one who married Liam.

What kind of place do you think this is?

Dunno....can you say ****? Ha ha.....I guess not!!


What sort of place do you think it is?

absolutely.

Have you seen the stars outside tonight, they are amazing.
Edited to say if you do go out to see them beware its freezing.

****ing amazing. lol


Bloody cold though, isn't it?

yes, but there we go its winter....or is it still autumn???


Q. When does Autumn become Winter?

When I put my scarf & gloves on!

What is happiness?

Happiness is rolling around on the floor with both kids jumping on top of you and giggling like mad:)

What has made you laugh today?

Unfortunately nothing :(





What was the name of your first pet?

Bertie. He was a Cavalier King Charles and totally snogable.



When was the last time you went to a fun fair ?

We live across the road from a park which has one visit about 5 times a year....not that I go everytime, but am in ear shot...does that count.

Do you think Haydons going to give us some Christmas smilies to get thru the season?

I hope so !!!!

If not I have some :)



What is your favourite forum?

why this one of course:)

What was your last expensive buy?

my 3 tops that cost me nothing.
But they could have cost me £65



edit: what was your best bargain??

My four plastic tupperware tubs I bought last week from e-bay for £2.

Do you thing Janet street Porter will do the task tonight?

Probably

Would you like to see her suffer, just a little? :devil: