Once a year, if I'm lucky.
:huh:

Do you sleep like the proverbial log, or are you a light dozer?

As I have got older - a light dozer :(


Are you an early bird or a night owl?

Night owl.



What would you like from Harrods?

jewellry please (if ur buying!)

are you a party girl/boy or a homebody?

I would say now after having kids I'm a homebody. But every now and then I my party girl does come out:devil:

Are you going to any Xmas parties?

lots and lots! - two work ones and two with my friends (and some more undetermined parties!)

do you feel christmasy yet?

Not really



Pub or Club?

club - i like to dance!!

what is your porn star name? - name of ur 1st pet and mothers maiden name.
mines tobi hancock!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Pike Preston (goodun, eh? :wink2: )


Bought all your prezzies yet?

Yep - i finished my shopping yesterday. I have also wrapped them, and written my cards :blink:



When was the last time you went to the dentist ?

OH GOD...3 months ago and I'm still walking round with the temporary filling as I have used every excuse to cancel each appt to have it filled properly. My 4th appt to have this done is next tuesday. :sad:

Tree up yet?

No, but I'm going to put it up this weekend:holiday:

brandy or rum sauce with your Xmas pud?

Brandy!





Trifle or Cheesecake?

Oh definately cheesecake, trifle makes me :sick:

Were you ever Mary/Joseph in your school play?

No - I was always an angel http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/angel.gif -they must have known :laugh:




Do you go to church on Christmas day?

No - I was always an angel http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/smilies/angel.gif -they must have known :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Do you go to church on Christmas day?

No, to much to do with the kids and dinner and stuff.

What is your favourite chocalate bar?

What is your favourite chocalate bar?

At this moment - Cadbury's Dream with strawberry pieces :wub:



*ils ignores the first part of Andrea's last post :ranting:*



Have you been drinking tonight?

No:sad:

Have you?

Oh yes :drinking: :laugh:




Do you think I have had too much to drink?

Going from the "how do you feel now" thread, then yes:laugh:

Are you drinking tonight?

No - as I am driving



Are you?

Not tonight, but tomorrow is a Xmas meal out for me, so maybe one or two then:wink2:

Have you got all you Xmas shopping done?

I haven't even started it yet !!!!!


Have you got your Christmas tree up yet?

YES YES YES...last night and its gorgeous, best yet.

I'm looking forward to going home and looking at my spendied tree, what are you particularly looking forward to doing this evening.

Cracking open a bottle of port and finishing off the tree - did all the hard work last night - hacking extra branches off, finally getting it standing upright, plugging three sets of lights into one socket [fingers crossed] - tonight is the fun part!......

will it snow this christmas?

Maybe up in the Dublin Mountains... I'd love a white christmas though!

What's Santy bringing you?

Not here it won't :(



Are you going out Christmas eve?

I very much doubt it, although i wish it would :huh:



Who in the movies do you fancy

No one in movies - I prefer real people.

What are you doing on New Years Eve?

My parents are coming round which is lovely as I don't see them often. Mum has Altzeimers and dad is the sole carer, they live in north wales.

BUT....they are hopefully moving back to here next year so we (3 sisters) can help dad with her care.




Same question. :bye:

Not really talked about New years eve, but will probably be staying in, (kids to look after and to expensive to go anywhere/get babysitters) I will get a bottle of bubbly to see the new year in, and then probably go to bed. Actually, be prepared to see me on here cause there's never anything on the tele:laugh:


Are you attending the masked ball?

I'd like to say no and play the game anyway :) But if I'm around, I'll join in - after all no one is going to recognise me if I call myself Xon.

Does every event have a cause?

i think so - otherwise it wouldn't really be an event - whether the cause is good or bad is another question!

what is your favourite joke?

It would be too rude to put here!

whats your favourite chocolate bar?

At the moment Cadbury's Dream with strawberry pieces :wub:




Did you smoke whilst you were at school?

No,but started at college,gave up while pregnant, and sneak the odd one when drunk and mr smurf not looking! :devil:
Have you written your xmas cards?

I haven't even bought them yet :wacko: :blink:


Have you recieved any Christmas cards yet?

Got my first lot tonight after going out for a Xmas meal with some mates, but I still think the kids have more cards than me.

savoury or sweet?

savoury or sweet?

Unfortunately I like both!


What is your least favourite chore?

Signing autographs. :laugh:

No, really... cleaning the coffee maker.



What's the nicest thing someone ever did for you?

Years ago, when I was on the dole in London, I had no money for the ferry or any way to get home to Dublin for Christmas.


I opened the post on the 19th to find a return flight ticket for the next day bought by my usually skinflint brother.........I really appreciated that.:blush:

By god he milked it for years tho!!!:laugh:




Do you still see old schoolfriends socially?

.

Do you still see old schoolfriends socially?



Only one.....


Are you a good speller?

Know...eye'm a rubish smeler!

Do you get easily excited?

Do you get easily excited?


Yes :blush:


Do you find other peoples babies cute or yucky?

Cute (generally).


What's the next telly thing likely to get you hooked?

Celebrity Big Brother.


Do wasps and bee's recognise the difference?

I recognise the difference not sure if they do tho!



Corrie or Emerdale?

Neither.

Chips and gravy or chips and beans?

Chips and Beans




Ketchup on your chips or brown sauce?

Neither - gravy for me:laugh:

When serving Xmas dinner, do you plate it all up or do you put all the veg in dishes to let people help themselves?

I put the veg in dishes so everyone can help themselves.


Have you posted all your Christmas cards yet?

Yes, at last. Although after getting cards ready to send to USA and New Zealand in late November, I only posted them the other day, missing the last post date:rolleyes:

Real of fake Xmas tree?

Normally fake but this year we have a real one (7ft tall)

Have you recieved any christmas cards yet?

I've received about 3, but my sons have both received about 30 each:blink:


Why do the stars twinkle like they do?

Because there are moving layers and pockets of air in Earth's atmosphere, some hot and some cold, all with different densities. When the light from distant stars hits these different densities it gets refracted many times in random directions, which causes the stars to appear to "twinkle". It's called astronomical scintillation, and if we were in space we wouldn't see it.



Do you roast your Christmas turkey overnight?

Do you roast your Christmas turkey overnight?

No......


Do you like sprouts or do you just eat them as it is traditional?

Don't like sprouts and don't eat them.... :sick:




What's your favourite Christmas Carol?

I don't know what its called and I guess it's really a hymn rather than a carol, but it is Christmassy, it goes....

"What can I give him, poor as I am,
If I were a shepard, I would give a lamb,
If I were a wise man, I would do my part,
Yet what can I give him, give my heart"

Get's me everytime.

Did you know about scintillation?
see Dab's brilliant post above.

Did you know about scintillation?
see Dab's brilliant post above.

No I didn't........



Do you believe in fate?

No

Why do women have unwanted facial hair?

Hmmmm, i havent :unsure: :blink:



Do you have unwanted facial hair :huh:

Do you have unwanted facial hair :huh:

I would have if I didn't have it waxed ...........


Do you shave, wax,immac or leave au natural your bikini area?

immac - least painful!

who is your favourite superhero?

who is your favourite superhero?

Superman :wub:


Do you prefer a man with or without a hairy chest?

Oh with, most definately



what time do you get up on Christmas morning?

what time do you get up on Christmas morning?


Now the children are teenagers about 9am :)



What would you like to find in your stocking if you could have ANYTHING you wanted!?

£100,000,000. In large denominations.


Fish...do you have a favourite (to look at not to eat)

Quite liked 'Dory' from finding nemo don't know what its called though. but I did see a real live one once.







when do you get time to wrap your presents??

Tomorrow after listening to son in choir. :devil:


Gift tags or felt tip.

Tomorrow after listening to son in choir. :devil:


Gift tags or felt tip.




:laugh: :laugh: May just do that


Gift Tags... much classier :laugh:





baths or showers

Showers



Soap or Shower gel?

shower gel.

What's your favourite magazine?

Total Film (less sarky and up it's own bum that Empire!)

Do you own a Santa Hat?

Do you own a Santa Hat?

No but I wish I did



What is your favourite colour?

Deep blue.


Ever go commando?

Yes :blush:



Boxers, briefs, trunks, slips or y-fronts?

I like a man in Boxers....red silk ones at this time of year!

Do you like sprouts?

No


Do you like Christmas Pudding? ( I love it :wub: )

YES!

When was the last time you put your foot in your mouth?

No :(

What's your favourite desert?

The Sahara...oh sorry.....sticky toffee pudding and custard!

When did you last lose your temper?

I've still got it.


Who is your hero?

I don't realy have a Hero, but the person I most admire at the moment is my dad.


Finding Nemo or Sharks Tale?

Finding Nemo......I learnt to talk whale from that movie...fun and educational!

Pigs, Goats or Cows?

It's me....need you ask :laugh:



Quiche..is it avant garde?

No, it's big tapas.


What's your best angle?

63

Same question.

24, definitely.


Is it wrong to eat the low hanging chocolates off the Christmas tree and blame it on the dogs?

24, definitely.


Is it wrong to eat the low hanging chocolates off the Christmas tree and blame it on the dogs?

(ahhar...more acute than me)

No ...it's not..as long as the dog isn't put down in the process.

Dictionaries..I use one all the time...do you?

Yep (and especially when I need to spell affirmative words :mellow: ).



Are you of the thumb tribe?

hmm..I have two, I use them alot....so maybe?

Going to bed now..goodbye or goodnight?
zx

No, all my thumb and fingers are of the relative proportional average size to each other that they should be.

should I go and fill my glass up with more wine?

Goodnight Cat, sweet dreams. :bye:

Yes, absolutely, Andrea.




Are Darius and Geri Halliwell an item?

Who cares - I don't!!


Do you think I have had too much to drink tonight?

Who cares - I don't!!


Do you think I have had too much to drink tonight?


Yes ypu probably did ils....never mind it's christmas






Do you get on with your other half family

Do you get on with your other half family

I did :)


Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse?

Bugs Bunny.



Is there an invisible brake pedal in the passenger footwell of your car?

There is when I'm a passenger! :blush:


How many times have you been caught speeding?

Once...but the motor cycle cop let me off! :unsure:

Do you sing in the shower?

Do you sing in the shower?

Yes :)


Do you colour co-ordinate your Christmas tree decorations?

No...the tackier the better!

What's your fave nuts?

No...the tackier the better!

What's your fave nuts?


Errrrrrrrrrm - dry roasted peanuts :)


Do you like dates?

Some of them. 19th January is a pretty good one... :laugh:



What's your favourite fantasy holiday?

Me and three of the boys in my sig. a large jacuzzi and lots of chocolate....... :blush: :devil:

Would you ever dance on a table?

Would you ever dance on a table?

Yes of course :wink2:


Do you like Gin?


btw Coastie - you have 4 men in your sig which one can I have?

No I'm not a fan of Gin...but have been known to drink it...

ILS....Kevin is actually my mates fantasy and it would be wrong to take him on my fantasy holiday!

Do you chew gum?

Not very often.



Slow and delicious or fast and furious?

It depends on my mood :wink2:



How many tattoo's do you have and where are they?

Slow and Delicious! :blink:

No tatoos!

Fairy, Star or Angel?

Fairy, Star or Angel?

I'm an Angel :wink2:


Have you ever been to a lapdancing club?

No, but I did once wrestle in the snow with a Laplander before "enjoying" a sauna/ice swim/sauna routine. Bracing.



Should I dye my beard bright blue for Christmas to freak my kids out?

Definately. I like Billy Connolly's purple beard :laugh:




Will you be putting a mince pie and a carrot out for santa and his reindeer this Xmas Eve ?

Yes of course - I wouldn't want them to be hungry!


Are you like me and think it's a parents duty to embarrass their children?

Abso-bloody-lutely!


Brains or brawn?

Brains ... definately.




What mobile phone do you have ?

What mobile phone do you have ?

Nokia something or other - 7210, I think.

If you got an unexpected windfall of £5k, what would you do with it? Save it for a rainy day, pay off debts, or blow it on an extravagance?

Half on a new bathroom and the other half to World Vision, towards drugs for their hospital ship in Africa.



What unusual skill do you have - or wish you had?

I can bend just the tips of my fingers, does that count?!? :unsure:

Pineapple chunks or rings?

I can bend just the tips of my fingers, does that count?!? :unsure:

Pineapple chunks or rings?

Neither - I absolutely hate pineapple. :sick:

What food do you hate?

Marrow! :sick:

Marshmellows or Flumps?

:sick: Neither... please... neither.




Do you think a secret international committee of unelected officials get together to start conspiracy theories?

Yes...I'm part of it!

Do you wonder about your sanity sometimes?

Only when I'm awake.





Who has finished work for two weeks now???????

Not me..... :sad:

What do you prefer to have your christmas Pudding served with...?

Double cream



Broadband or dial up?

Don't care...work pays for it but I imagine its broadband!

What's your fave green vegetable?

Suger snaps

Is there going to a white christmas this year?

Oh for more xmas smilies.... :sad:

Don't think so - not up here anyway. I haven't seen one flake of snow this year and I live near Glasgow for God's sake! :angry: Very cold though...

Do you think Christmas is better with snow?

Yes.



What'll be the Big Thing in 2005?

40 year old women.

Walkers or Golden Wonder Crisps?

Walkers by far - I heard that in the Golden Wonder factories, they just collect all the crisp crumbs and recycle them to make more crisps! Might be a myth though...

How much weight do you think you'll put on over Christmas? (which reminds me - are we going to do the weight competition again this year that SF started?)

Oh probably about 4 stone i should imagine! :laugh:

Jordan or Jodie ? you have to say one!

OOH blimey thats hard. If I really really have to choose it would be Jordan.

Can you read music?

No




What is the longest you have been tee-total for?

Seeing that no one else will answer this I will:

Probably about a week.

God Bless America...why not God Bless Belgium or Brussells???

Exactly - why not?




Do you have a fairy or a star on top of your Christmas tree?

Actually I have a rather charming porcelain Nun in full habit!

Same question.

You would have to be different :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


We have a very pretty star!



If cost wasn't an issue - how many children would you have?

Actually I have a rather charming porcelain Nun in full habit!

Same question.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/Nun.jpg

and here she is......

(If cost wasn't an issue - how many children would you have?)


Two


Do you like my nun?

She's a bit scary looking....but yes!

Have you ever used this in a post: :excl: ?

Yes, only yesterday I think...quite inappropriately tho.

Why arn't you in bed with a hot drink?

Becasue Im determined not to let this bug get the better of me! GRRRRR!

Should I go to bed with a hot drink? :sad:

YES...or go and get a duvet and wrap it round you. Thank god you've got some clothes on...this could have been a catastrophe a few weeks ago :eek:

I'm sending out some more invites for my party, should I invite Tony Blair for a larf.

Yeh, go on Cat, see if you get a reply.

Do you have chocolates on the tree, and if so, do they manage to stay there until Xmas day?

Yes because they don't go on until Christmas Eve :)



Am I a mean mummy? :laugh:

No, because I am going to do that, the ones I put on last week lasted about a day.

What time will you be up on Xmas day?

Not before 9am - they are under strict instructions not to wake me before then (the joy of the children now being teenagers) :)



What time do you go to bed on Christmas eve?

6am. (Gotta wake the kids up in case they miss anything)

(edit) sorry ils - you beat me to it... about midnightish.


Do you buy presents for your pets?

ooops clashed with dab :(


No we don't buy our pet rabbit any gifts but we let her have a nibble of the Christmas tree :laugh:

my question again What time do you go to bed on Christmas eve?

When I am too p1ssed to stand or I pass out, WAS the rule, when I was still a singleton......but now I am the perfect housewife and stepmother its a bit different......that difference being, I will be at home not in a bar or club like previous years :laugh:

What are you having for Christmas Dinner? We are having Fillet Steak - just the 2 of us as the kids are spending the day with their Mum and Nan!

We are going to a carvery for lunch so the traditional Christmas Dinner (although miss ils will have the vegetarian option)




What are you doing Boxing Day?

I'm not sure, mu mum and dad will be here (visiting from Blackpool) so we may go for a walk on the beach, or hopefully be playing in some snow.

do you want it to snow this Xmas?

I would love it to snow, but it doesnt happen here that often unless you treck up on the moors - which we will be doing on Boxing Day!

Do you go to a Christmas church service?

We were bought up Catholic as most of you know, now I am non Christian so I dont go to church anymore, but I remember the excitement of baby Jesus being in the manger on Christmas Day in the Nativity display at our church......

I'm taking the kids to a Christingle and crib service on Xmas eve. I'd never heard of the christingle service before. Apparently all the children get an orange, representing the world, with a candle stuck in the top, and all stand round the church while singing hymns and carols. Should be interesting with a 3 and 5 year old being let loose with a candle:laugh:

What was you favourite Xmas present as a child?

A pair of mustard coloured Jumbo Cord trousers when I was 15. They would be back with aplomb now.

Do you mow the lawn in winter?

Do you mow the lawn in winter?

No :blink:




Who mows the lawn in your house?

We both do it, depending who has the time, so actually usually me. And I was thinking the other day actually about mowing it, it is getting a bit long, but it's too wet.

We have some roses flowering in our garden, are they confused about the seasons?

We have some roses flowering in our garden, are they confused about the seasons?

I think they could be :blink:



What is your favourite flower?

Daffodil...I love their vibrant colour and almost prehistoric simplicity. Also the way look as if the are saying "Toot Toot" is just wonderfull.

Same question.

Roses (Red & Pink) although my bouquet when I was married was made up of peach roses....



How long have you been married?

It was 12 years in September, Sam was a week old on our first wedding anniversay.

I love big mirrors...what house hold furniture do you love?

My new Super king size bed. Lovelllllllly!!!







When do you cook your christmas turkey..Christmas eve or on the day?

When we eat at home - on the day!



How many are you cooking for on Christmas day?

7 adults and 2 children:blink:

What channel will you be watching most this Xmas?

No idea - I doubt I will get chance to watch what I want :(




Will you get any surprise presents or will everything you recieve be off your list?

No idea! I know what Im getting from my gf, my sister and my parents. Hopefully there'll be a wee surprise slipped in their somewhere ;)

same question (lazy, I know)

I doubt it :(


How old were you went you lost your virginity?

I was 16. Oh happy days :p

same question (again...)

I was 16 too :)



Was the person you lost your virginity to a virgin as well?

No - I was 16 too, nearly 17 infact. It was very local to here and I often point out to people thats where I lost my virginity. Some people are interested by this, most are not.

Buffetts: Finger or sit down?

Finger buffets definitely....theres nothing like finding an escaped sausage under the setee three days after the event!!







should I start taking my rubbish to the tidy tip before christmas as they are not emptying the bins for two blessed weeks??

Finger buffets definitely....theres nothing like finding an escaped sausage under the setee three days after the event!!







should I start taking my rubbish to the tidy tip before christmas as they are not emptying the bins for two blessed weeks??



Buzz what sort of area do you live in??? yes of course you should get rid of your rubbish...







vol au vents or blinis?

vol au vents or blinis?

I don't know what blinis are, so I will go for vol au vents





Cocktail sausages or sausage rolls?

Both - lots of easy to prepare stodge on my buffett table.


Why do dogs roll in other dogs ******.

Why do dogs roll in other dogs ******.


Because it feels good ? :blink: :wacko:



Are dogs really a man's best friend?

Not when they role in piggin sh!t they're not.

Will you be watching Doctor Zavargo this afternoon.

Will you be watching Doctor Zavargo this afternoon.

No - I will have to let the kids watch what they want as I want the TV tonight !



Will you be watching 'White Christmas' this year?

Ooh yes! When's it on?






[B]Have you ever received an unwanted Christmas pressie and given it to someone else as a pressie later?

Ooh yes! When's it on?


Christmas Day on BBC 2 at 2.10pm ( I will be out so I am going to video it)

Have you ever received an unwanted Christmas pressie and given it to someone else as a pressie later?


Yes :blush:



If you could have anyone in your stocking on Christmas Morning who would it be?

Einstein, I have a few unanswered questions.

Who would you like to visit you in your bedroom on christmas night?

The list is endless.......ha ha ha

How many men is it acceptable to accept drinks from in one night, bearing in mind you only have time to satisfy 3.?

3 then,

Would you like a large one?

No , I would like 3 large ones thank you very much.

Leather or Suede

Leather, black leather.


handcuffs or rope?

Handcuffs - can't stand those rope burns...

Do you know the 12x table off by heart?

I do :)



Do you know your 9x table off by heart ?

Haha, no I always had trouble with the 9x table, I found out a little trick to do with your fingers though to get the answers to the 9x table.

Do you know the trick with the fingers for the 9x table?

Do you know the trick with the fingers for the 9x table?

No


Does it work?

Absolutely, OK explanation here.

Hold up ten fingers, and whatever you are timesing 9 by put that finger down and the fingers on the left side of the down finger are the tens and the fingers on the right of the down finger are the one's.
E.G. 5 X 9.....put down your fifth finger (working from left to right) you have 4 fingers on the left so that makes 40 and on the right you have 5 fingers so that makes 5 ones, a total of 45. It works every time.
But don't ask me what 12 X 9 is:blink:

Did anyone understand that?

Did anyone understand that?

Just about :laugh: :laugh:


Will you be glad when Christmas is over?

No no no no no! (I love it)



Will you? :unsure:

God no!! I'm really enjoying it now.........


have your organised your holidays for next year?

I have, I have...in fact got the invoice for it this morning......

We are off to Majorca in August with some friends.









Do you make your own stuffing (for the turkey) or use a packet mix?

I make my own with breadcrumbs, onion, chopped rashers, chopped liver, sausagemeat and parsley. Eric makes a potato stuffing for the neck which is only bleedin' gorgeous.......



Is 1 p.m. too early to have a pint?!!:mellow:


.
.

Of course not Tigereye! Pubs start selling booze at 11am - so what does that tell you??

Will you be drunk over the festive period?

I make my own with breadcrumbs, onion, chopped rashers, chopped liver, sausagemeat and parsley. Eric makes a potato stuffing for the neck which is only bleedin' gorgeous.......



Is 1 p.m. too early to have a pint?!!:mellow:


.
.


Tigereye, this must be the Irish influence..I use all of the above except the liver and rashers, but maybe I shall add those this year. this was my mums recipie who was from Dublin. My MIL has suggested I show her and the SILs how to make it...not bloody likely I say. But please PM me the potato stuffing receipie, pleeeeeease....sounds gorgeuous.








can't think of a question now......can anyone else? is that a question :confused:


use peej's question

as a skunk.


Do skunk's brew their own beer, do you think?

Havn't got a clue darling.

Will there be smoked salmon for breakfast tomorrow?

No just cornflakes!



Is purple the new black?

Oh I simply hope so I love purple....its so degeneree, purple silk especially.

Should it be law to be thin?

Of course not, a man likes something to rest his beer on.

Have you ever had thrush?

Yes, and the rest.

Is 34 too old to be still living with Mummy and Daddy

Yes, and the rest.

Is 34 too old to be still living with Mummy and Daddy



Yes it bloody is......stand on your own two feet..







Do you open all your presents at once or take it in turns?

no a servant does it for me

do you open your own???

Of course - half the joy is the unwrapping :wink2: :devil:


Cockburns or Rude Dolph?

Neither. I have decided I prefer Twinkle.

Red or white?

White - I always like it with fish.:ninja:

Swallow or spit?













When tasting wine

Swallow


Did the previous MB set off with such absorbing vulgarity?

Yes!

What's your fave party dance?

Zulu warrior.



Are you going to risk a trip to the shops today?

No...I'm working! :huh:

What's your fave breakfast food?

Bacon butties with brown sauce



are you allergic to anything?

Mosquito Bites...I come up in huge lumps....massive....very, very big! :sick:

Do you prefer to buy British?

Motorbikes, policemen and judges - yes. :devil:
Most other things - not necessarily. :cool2:
Cars - definitely not! :laugh:



Do you dive?

I do now.....that is I am learning....I've done my PADI Open Water Diver theory and pool work....I should hopefully be finishing of my deep water dives in Egypt next March.....this is instead of the previously planned trip to NY...that trip will now be postponed to 2006! :wacko:

Is that a short enough answer for you?

Appropriately in depth, I think. :)



So will you be coming to Guz to dive on the Scylla next summer, then?

Ermmmm....I have no idea where that is.....and unless I get a lodger evry quickly.....unfortunately no as it does sound fun! :cool2: I will be getting my Open Water and Advance Diver tickets in the same week I'm away....for free....I just have to pay flight and board....I love my mate she's fab...and handily enough a Diving Instructor...there will be her...her fellow (also an instructor) and her 14yr old Nephew who has begged and begged for me to go on the trip with them!

Where is Guz?

Where is Guz?

Oops, sorry. :blush: Guz is the navy name for Plymouth. Scylla is an old warship they sank here this summer to form a reef. I can't dive any more (underwater, that is :blink: ) so I'm really hoping they get some permanent webcams fixed up soon.




It's not gonna snow, is it? :unsure:

Ooooooo I knew I'd heard the name....but couldn't think where (I work with a load of ex Navy boys.....unfortunately most are very ex... :sad: )...erm right your question....

No.....well it's not going to here anyway... :sad:

What do you view as the sexiest uniform?

Demi Moore and her nipples in a wet t-shirt in GI Jane!

And back in the real world, WRNS Officer.




Same question.

Army red or Combats (but not on many Americans...I don't know how they do it but Americans have the ability to look bad in combats) :unsure:

What sports do you/have you played?

Shagging the youngest buck you could find before 3pm on a wednesday.

Should I donate any of my ENORMOUS wealth to charity...or keep it all to myself.

keep it darling, they'd only give it to common people with no idea how to spend it :devil:


does my **** look big in this tux? I haven't worn it since pinky ponsenby's wedding in vegas last year.

Don you have the gluts of a 17 year old.

Can I have your gluts....or at least hold them just for a moment..

Don you have the gluts of a 17 year old.



well i certainly did when i first brought ruddi back from rio :laugh:

no one else seems to need them at the moment pet so you might as well grab away


do you suppose anyone else is coming tonight?

..what after me...........................HA HA HA HA

Do YOU think loads of people are coming tonight?

Do YOU think loads of people are coming tonight?


I think there was going to be loads, but they saw how drunk Twinkle was and changed their minds :wacko:


Do you think Twinkle should go to bed to sober up?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Twinks is a squillionaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairreeee

Size 6...myth or mythology? Or ..ME!

Myth :laugh:


What time are you going to go to bed tonight?

Depends...I need some boys to chase...

tut tut, question you old hag, i'll answer your previous question

I am size 6 and i've got strawberry flavoured condoms to prove it :ohmy:


have you ever dibble dabbled with a gay man?

No

Are you still eating Xmas leftovers?

Yes :sick:


Are you looking forward to New Years Eve now?

Yes..always like to see the new year in with a bang.

Men, Women or both?

Men, Women or both?


Men



Tall dark & Handsome or short, fat & ugly?

I quite like them short and fat as it goes. Sorry what are we talking about again?

Baileys or G & T?

baileys over ice in a large glass!

dogs or cats????????

Dalmatians.

Short or fat or long and thin?

Oh not for that...I like men..Cruella you really are perverse.

Botox...yes or no

no need just yet dahhlings, but will when the time eventually comes!

does size matter?

does size matter?

Of course :wacko:




Would you say no if you thought it was too big/small?

Too bladdy right...then if he was worth it direct to my surgeon.

What time will I have my first shag tonight?

I thought you already had.

Is anyone else going to party tonight?

Is anyone else going to party tonight?

It doesn't look like it :(


Is Frosty going to melt before the end of the Masked Ball?

It doesn't look like it :(


Is Frosty going to melt before the end of the Masked Ball?



Oh Goodness I hope not...seems to be the only one above gutter level at the moment...much classier than Don, Xena, twinkle etc....at least knows what Prada is!!





What car do you drive?

What car do you drive?


A new Ford Fiesta Flight :)



What colour is your car?

This colour....lovely isn't it.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Twinkle567/withroller.jpg

How many cars do you have?

Just the one, I'm not greedy!



How often do you change your car?

Well, I have a fleet of 35 so one is changed at least every week.


Have you seen the rather delicious new waiter?