Have you seen the rather delicious new waiter?

I have :)



Do you think you have a chance with him?

You are joking dahling, dressed like that!!!

No offense dear but waiters like a bit of class....get away from the usually hum drum.


Wealth or health?

Wealth or health?

Health of course! no point in having money if you are to ill to use it!


BTW Twinkle- I was asking if YOU thought you had a chance, not me, I have already been there, done it and got the t-shirt to prove it!



Is Twinkle so sloshed that we should lock her in a cupboard until she has sobered up, or should we just let her disgrace herself again? :laugh:

Let her disgrace herself again.

Who are the two cheats at the Masked Ball or are they both ILS?

Maybe one person is more than one person, if you see what I mean, kinda like a transexual thinga going on

oh do lets have some fun finding out!!!

Petits pois ...Edina xxxxxxxxx

Oops, forgot the question.

Should the interlopers be strip searched?

Not till I am very very drunk....working on it now....sobered up this afternoon.


Shall I bring down my branding irons??

Not half

bring them down from where? :ninja:

I'm not sure where I left them..think it was chrismas night I had them last....keep your eyes peeled for any branded staff will you.


Botox for buttocks?

Nope, butter for buttocks.

Shower before or after?

During and after.....

Batteries or pure thrust.

Batteries or pure thrust.


Pure thrust!



Do you know who everyone is who is attending the Masked Ball?

sometimes it's best not to know :ninja: .

Do you?

well i know all the ones i need to know :glare:


are you like your masked ball character or the opposite?

I'm much more of a slapper in real life.

Do you think Cat is playing?

i think we all know cat is playing.....


the question is who with?

Everyone, if she had her way.

Have you played with Cat yet?

pussy's not really my scene to tell you the truth cocky :laugh:


have you ever had cock burns? (i have, went out with an indian boy once, boy he ate some hot stuff)

No, but I've had his sister Fanny.

Would anyone like to hide in the wardrobe later when I seduce Twinkle in my boudoir?

hint: buy her half a pale ale and she's anyone's

Not sure that's a question cock but never mind!

Who should clear up Twinkle's vomit on the Persian rug?

I will do it myself....well I have organised the cleaners to do it. I'm not a total lost course you know. TSK.

Breakfast....over 21 or under?

Breakfast....over 21 or under?


Over 21 :wink2:

Who puts the bins out in your house?

Havn't got a clue - wouldn't know where they were to put them out.


Would you like a drink?

well, i spose it is pm now.......go on then, i'll have a razz mojito, with an umbrella and a cherry :cool2:


what stain remover do you use? :unsure:

What do you mean...I never leave stains, pure as the driven snow.

What are you wearing today?

a towel :wink2:


what concoction are you wearing?

Today I'm actually slumming it in a denim outfit, I can't wear denim too much as its so course against my delicate skin.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Twinkle567/denim.jpg


Have you any friends?

No! And that's just the way I like it! :mad2:

Will you be annoyed if I don't ask a question?

Damn!

Loads



Do you?

erm....yes..ofcourse.

Do you have sex with all of your friends?

I already told you - I have no friends! God what is this! :angry:

when does this masked ball thing finish? im getting too hot under this costume.

midnight tomorrow i think :unsure:


do you think haydon will be please when he gets back and sees what we've been up to at the ball? :laugh:

Bladdy too right....but we will have to have a damn good clean up...the carpets squelch and the bushes in the garden are awash with jars and cannisters.


Is there a theme this evening?

farmyard animals, I heard

Oh! right....good...

and your question is?

Which farmyard animal do you relate most well to?

Which farmyard animal do you relate most well to?



DONKEYS........on rohypnol





same question

Male peacocks - just for the plummage.

Plummage..yes or no

Plummage Yes, Plumage No

Diving. Sky or Muff?

definitely sky........i knew an american once called sky....he was scrumm delicious! :wub:


what part of your anatomy are you most pleased with?

My surgically tight box; an adventure for any male apendage..



Flowers..roses or lilacs

Roses....only I don't get them often










tesco value or sainsburys low price?

whateva!!!! minging!!!


if you had a very special, expensive, beautiful box, what would you put in it?

whateva!!!! minging!!!


if you had a very special, expensive, beautiful box, what would you put in it?



Your balls :devil: :laugh:

ooopps forgot a question....(state education for ya)


um........69 or 99?

um........69 or 99?

I would have to say 99 - as I like to consentrate on one thing at a time! :wink2:


White socks.. naff or cool?

Totally naff, triple naffness if with sandals!

Found any bargains in the sales?

I most certainly did, found a charming 100 acre estate in the spanish mountains...got 1.5 million knocked off.


How old are you my sweet young thing.

Why a couple of years younger than you my dear Twinkle :wink2:


How many lovers have you had?

ooh thats a tricky one..this week or on the whole?

Gywneth Paltrow - fruitcake or what?

Fruitcake.

Anyone coming to my Roman Orgy?

Me....I love being dressed in just sheets.

Are we going comando?

Absolutely.

Who wants to feed me grapes at the Masked Ball Roman Orgy?

I love that game...hide a grape in a crevice we call it.

Do you play it blindfolded?

I do.

Does anyone want to play blindfold toe sucking and guess who the toe belongs to?

Oh go on then!!!



Have you ever flown in a helicopter?

Yes and I've felt sick every time! :sick:

What's the most unusual type of transport you've used?

What's the most unusual type of transport you've used?

Nothing very unusual - just a horse and cart!


What colour is your sofa?

Black

Fake fur cushions - good or bad?

Fake fur cushions - good or bad?

Good


Would you wear a real fur coat ?

Only if I bought her one



Confrontation or capitulation

Neither! somewhere in the middle.....


Do you drink the recommended 8 glasses of water each day?

Do you drink the recommended 8 glasses of wine each day?
Yes:wink2:

that is what you meant, isn't it?

Of course it's what she meant....no one drinks that much water..a person could drown :shock:







Did you all know it's Cats 40th Birthday tomorrow? :devil:

No I didn't :wacko: :laugh:


What is your star sign?

Libra

Are back into "work mode" yet? I know I'm not :sad:

Not yet, but that could be because I don't go back until Monday!


Will you be watching Celebrity Big Brother tonight?

DOH!!! its what I live for.

I am a Capricorn....what month does that make my birthday??

December or January :wink2:


Are you drinking tonight?

I wasn't going to...but have just cracked open a stripe.

Why do they wear clogs in holland.

So that they can go "Tip tippety tap on the stairs..................oh yeh"

Have you taken all you Xmas decorations down now that its the twelfth night?

We took ours down last Sunday


Did you send Christmas cards to people who didn't return them?

We usually allow people to keep them... :unsure:



What's the best book you ever read?

We usually allow people to keep them... :unsure:


Lol I didn't word that very well, did I ? :laugh:

What's the best book you ever read?

Kane & Abel

What colour is your bathroom suite?

White.

(My best book was called Perfume....anyone else read it...had to share)
I am 40 today...how old are you?

I was 36 just over a week ago.

Is it windy near you?

Certainly is, near me and out of me :sick:

Do you get a windy bottom sometimes?

rarely, although pregnancy was an interesting time....:ninja:

would you like to be clairvoyant?

No


Have you ever had your palm read?

No, but Mrs Dab did once when she was younger and scared of upsetting Romanies, etc. An old woman knocked at our door and offered her services. We had a Sold sign up in the front garden, so when she told Mrs D that she would be moving to a new home soon I cracked up. :laugh: Shoulda seen the glare I got.




What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

I fell down a flight of steps outside a pub and smacked my face on the ground in front of my a few of my work colleagues (yes I had had to much to drink)


Have you ever fallen over when drunk?

No, never. One or two pavements have jumped up and smacked me in the face though!

Would you get all sulky if the people you love forgot your birthday?

Would you get all sulky if the people you love forgot your birthday?


To right I would !



What is your favourite sport to play/watch?

Watch - none! Play - softball/rounders.

Are you trying to be healthy after the excesses of December?

Nope! I lost 7lbs over Christmas by hiking over mountains in NZ!!


Have you kept all - if any made - New Years Resolutions?

I never make them!


Who is your favourite Actress?

Susan Sarandon :cool2:

How many biscuits will you eat today?

How many biscuits will you eat today?

I've had 3 so far :(



What are you're favourite biscuits?

Any that can be dunked......just don't tell Scooby! :unsure:

Did you ever try Super Moose?

No




What is your favourite sport?

Running (me not watching it).


Feet...sexy or yak?

Feet...sexy or yak?

yak


Forearms ..... sexy or yak?

Veeeeeeeeeeeeery sexy.

Calf muscles...same topic..

Veeeeeeeeeeeeery sexy.



You are a woman of taste Cat



Calf muscles...same topic..


Sexy ...............




Do you like marmite?

You are a woman of taste Cat






Sexy ...............







Do you like marmite?








No disgusting stuff






early bird or night owl?

Early bird. But I do like Marmite very much.

How about the back...a nice tanned muscled back?

early bird or night owl?

Night Owl




Do you watch 'Stars in your eyes'?

Early bird. But I do like Marmite very much.

How about the back...a nice tanned muscled back?

Lets carry on with my question shall we?

Lets carry on with my question shall we?

Yes


What was it again? :laugh:

No lets not :devil:


shall we play in the chat room later?

shall we play in the chat room later?

Not tonight Joesphine :laugh:



Do you think you are two-faced?

NO (only when it's necessary)

Is life just a means to an end?

Yes




What the bloody hell am i doing up at this time of day on a Sunday? :angry:

Mr Buzz is making moves????

The Romans.....what was that all about then?

World domination. Think Microsoft... but with swords, short skirts and fewer compulsory beta-test products.



Where was the most daring place you ever had sex?

On a pedalo off the coast of Corfu.

George Orwell...bonkers or what.

George Orwell...bonkers or what.

Definitely or what :laugh:



What is your favourite sexual position?

the deckchair.

How many people do you know called Barbara?

Thinking about it, I actually know three Barbaras!!

How about maisie?

I know of one and she is quite young lol!

What about Ziggy? :p

What about Ziggy? :p

I only know of one and he is mad on Sharks :wink2:



Who is your favourite cartoon character?

Has to be Chuckie, from the Rugrats.

Do you know where the north star is?

Do you know where the north star is?


Yes. The pub is on the Littlehampton Road about 2 miles from my house!



If you go out for a meal if you could only have one would you have a starter or a pudding?

Oh definately starter for me.

Loving the answer above ils:laugh:

What is the strangest named pub you have been into?

The Trot Inn - Torpoint, Cornwall.



What's the best pub you ever visited?

Gosh Dab there have been so many...erm I always enjoy going into Irish pubs...good atmosphere, music, food, Guiness....but I love my local best of all! :laugh:

Have you ever used a trouser press?

Can't do it - my thigh muscles are too big.



what's for lunch?

what's for lunch?

Today I will be having a Jacket Potato when I get home from work. I haven't decided what filling to have with it yet though!


What's for dinner?

Peanut butter sandwiches...I really need to go shopping tomorrow! :unsure:

Swimming trunks or speedos?

Swimming trunks or speedos?

Depends on the man who's in them!



Swimming in the sea or in a pool?

In the sea.....love it! :cool2:

Purple pants of pink knickers?

Pink knickers.




Should haggis be against the law?

Yes :wink2:



Have you ever been arrested and if so what for?

No.....I have nicked a few people in my time though! :laugh:

Legs, Bums, Buns or Tums?

Legs, Bums, Buns or Tums?


None of them :blink:


What colour are your eyes?

Blue


Have you got a butchers block?

No! Should I have?






Do you have net curtains at your windows?

Yes!

Have you ever eaten pigs trotters?

Not knowingly

Horseradish sauce - crime against humanity?

ooh Definitely not!!

Do you tip 10% or more?

I only tip if the service was good and not already added to the cost of the meal....so not often in this country! :glare:

Do you complain if the meal you ordered is not up to standard?

Do you complain if the meal you ordered is not up to standard?

Yes!


Are you going to apply to be on the next series of Big Brother?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Do you think you are sad?

no

Comfortable or dangerous

Dangerous!



Do you always have a roast dinner on Sundays?

often but not always

Which is best eating chocolate when you are on a diet and can't

Or when your not and can

Which is best eating chocolate when you are on a diet and can't

Or when your not and can

I'm not a really chocolate lover but I guess when your not on a diet and you don't feel guilty afterwards!


Do you prefer Plain, Milk or White Chocolate?

Milk Chocolate....if I'm feeling piggy!
Plain Chocolate....if I'm simply relaxing (especially with a glass of Red wine)

Would you rather be a weasel or a moose?

Would you rather be a weasel or a moose?

A moose :laugh:


Did you have a party for your 21st Birthday?

Yes I did, at my parents house.

What exciting things have you got planned for today?

What exciting things have you got planned for today?


Ironing and spring cleaning :laugh: If you can call them exciting!




When do you start your spring cleaning?

Spring cleaning:blink: I don't think I've started my winter cleaning yet.

Were your school days the best days of your life?

Spring cleaning:blink: I don't think I've started my winter cleaning yet.

Were your school days the best days of your life?



No absolutely NOT, I hated every single day of school. I used to make myself sick to I could go home early.







Do you tell your children if you hated school??

I enjoyed school, but I probably would have shared bits it they were relevant if I didn't. I listen to boys and tell them if I think a teacher has been over strict etc and not to worry them selves about.

Roses; are they overrated as a bloom?

No. I love roses, especially red ones that have a scent.
:)


Do you squeeze your feet into shoes that are too small because they look great..and damn the pain?

No - but I used to :blush:


What has been your best year so far?

I think my 18th was one of the most carefree happy ones. But each year has something special to offer.

Birds: Do the elect a leader when they fly in a flock?

I think they take it in turns :unsure:

Birds: Which one works out the rota for being leader?

Birds: Which one works out the rota for being leader?

I think it would be the biggest one!



Ladies - do you object to being refered as a bird by men?
Men - do you refer to women as birds?

Not at all, I know we're superior to them, I dont get precious about their feeble attempts to undermine us.

Whatever happened to blancmange? Can you still buy it?

I'm not sure floopy, but we have Semolina on the menu at school today.

Do you like Semonlina?

I do actually, with strawberry jam dumped in the middle.

Tapioca - saint or sinner?

Isn't it the same thing?


Rice pudding...skin yum or yak

yak yak yak

No, tapioca looks like frogspawn.

Did pearl barley get left behind in the 70s?

yak

Skin on Custard yum or yak ? I :wub: it!

Yum...me too.

Fat on pork chops....yums

yuk, just gave mine to the cats.

Noel Edmonds, shag or die?

Noel Edmonds, shag or die?

Die





Robson Green - hot or not? (he is on the box now)

Die





Robson Green - hot or not? (he is on the box now)



Oh HOT HOT HOT







Cat - Stark staring mad or just midly insane??

Cat - Stark staring mad or just midly insane??

Stark staring mad!!!!



Do you use msn or yahoo messenger?

Neither, I use Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com/index.php)

Ever gone skinny-dipping?

Ever gone skinny-dipping?

Yes :wink2:


Same question again

Ever gone skinny-dipping?

Yes.


Ever eaten anything very unusual?

Ever eaten anything very unusual?

No I don't think I have.......



Do you keep your computer desk tidy or is it like a bombs hit it with everything all over the place?

I try and keep it tidy, but as with everything in this house it somehow turns into a complete mess.

What was the last cd you bought?

NOW 59

cross trainer or running machine

cross trainer or running machine

Neither, I don't do gym machines :)


How many hours of TV do you watch on average a week?

About 12

Thigh or knee length skirt

I don't often wear skirts but when I do they are in between thigh & knee length!



Boxers, slips, trunks, y fronts or commando?

Boxers and commando



Stockings or tights

Stockings or tights

Stockings (of course)


Speedos or Swimming Trunks?

Speedos

small tent for two or a thong

small tent for two or a thong


Thong!



Blonde or Brunette?

Brunette :cool2:

'Sex Bomb' or 'Moma Told me Not to Come'?

Sex Bomb


Chips of Baked pots with me steak tonight?

Chips...it has to be steak and chips! :laugh:

Grey or black suit?

Chips...it has to be steak and chips! :laugh:

Grey or black suit?
Grey, with a crisp white shirt and contrasting tie.

Are you coming to the meet?

No...poo pants with shcmoo to the knees.....I simply cannot for love money and a few little things that I know about..get any leave...I shall be there in spirit...oh and ILS with have something from me to bring just as soon as I get my bum into gear! :wacko:

Rubarb or Apple crumble?

Rubarb or Apple crumble?

Apple



Crumble or Pie?

ooh crumble.

What size shoe are you?

What size shoe are you?

4/5



Do you ever wear a hat, gloves & a scarf?

Gloves and scarf .yes when I can find them :wacko:
hat ........no way I would end up looking like a tit (with a big nipple!!)










Chinese curry or Indian curry

Chinese, unless it's a cheapo one that's stuffed full off onions cos they scrimped on the meat.

Who was your favourite teacher at school?

Chinese, unless it's a cheapo one that's stuffed full off onions cos they scrimped on the meat.

Who was your favourite teacher at school?



The boys PE teacher. he was loverly and still is even though he must be quite old by now..... and my geography teacher toooooo...hated geography though.








what shall I have for dinner tomorrow...........

what shall I have for dinner tomorrow...........

Food :unsure:


Are you watching ManU V Chelsea?

I wasn't, but just shouted through to hubby and he has just turned over. Nearly full time:rolleyes:

Who do you want to win?

Who do you want to win?

Chelsea!




Robbie Coltraine - hot or not?

Actually, quite hot - but only in his Cracker days, not Hagrid


Dumbledore or Gandalph?

Gandalph

would you be a wizard/witch or king/queen

As I am already a princess, it would have to be queen :)



Do you like to eat fish?

Oh yes! Nearly every day.


Same question.

I don't mind a piece of fish now and again but I'm not mad about it!




How do you like your steak, well done, medium or rare?

Used to be medium rare, but I can't eat meat any more.



Is any food an aphrodisiac for you?

Strawberries & Cream :wub:




What is your favourite tipple?

G&T. (although I might try a strawberries and cream smoothie later :wink2: )



Which sleb would you most like to meet?

G&T. (although I might try a strawberries and cream smoothie later :wink2: )



Which sleb would you most like to meet?


Not sure there is anyone - most celebs are to arrogant for my liking!


Same question?

Reinhold Messner



If money was no object, what activity would you most like to do?

Reinhold Messner



If money was no object, what activity would you most like to do?

Shop til I drop! - Just kidding. Actually, I think it would be travel the world seeing all the places I haven't seen, with a loved one!


Good question so same question again!

I'd like to own and operate a global fleet of hospital ships to provide medical care wherever it's needed, to live on them one at a time and travel everywhere with Mrs Dab.




What's your favourite country?

What's your favourite country?


England


What colour is your car?

England


What colour is your car?
red


what colour is your liveing room

Terracotta & Green






Are you scared of flying?

Nope.

How many attemps did it take for you to pass your driving test, or did you pass first time?

I passed on my 2nd attempt :)



Have you ever owned a motorbike?

No, but I have thought about it!

Do you enjoy driving? ~ I did, but hate driving now :glare:

I do but I'm I would never drive in London again - once was enough!


Have you ever driven a LGV (previously known as HGV)? - I have had a go around a car park :ohmy:

Nope, can't say I have.


A ridden a jet-ski?

No - but I would like to!



Ever had sex on a train?

Nope

In a moving car?

Yes :blush:

In a boat?

Heeeeeeeeeeee . Respect to ils :) .


A ferry, yes, a boat, no.

In a caravan?

In a caravan?

Yes :wink2:



In a aeroplane?

Nope (I'm starting to feel very inexperienced now)


With a lorry driver?

Yep :)



With a Bus conductor?

Nope (blimey I thought I was a woman of the world)

Ha! got one......with a magician??

You got me there - never a magician!



What about with a man of the cloth?

Nope

Were you ever a groupie?

Were you ever a groupie?

No - but I wanted to be!


Were you?