What Celebrities would you like to see in there next year?

:devil: Very unrealistic because they don't need the coverage, but I'd love to see Posh with all her make up off and the self tan diminishing after a few days, turning her nose up at all the food!! It would be quite a laugh, I don't think she'd last a day. She probably wouldn't talk to anyone either! ?

i like posh i think she'd be quite funny!
i'd LOVE to see ant and dec in there or brendan cole (see below). oooh or simon cowell!
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Blokes
Simon Cowell
Dominic Holland
Francis Fulford
H from Steps - or - Noel from Hear'say
Gazza - or - Dennis Wise

Laydeez:
Dawn French
Sarah Feguson
Anna Charleston
Abi Titmuss
Jodie Marsh

Blokes:
Ainsley Harriot
Mark Lamarr
Jonathan Ross
Bob Mortimer
Jeremy Clarkson

Gals:

Isla Fisher
Carol Voderman
Kate Moss
Esther Ransom
Judy Finnegan
Debbie Harry

I would like to see Elton John in there. Lets see how many tantrums he could fit into one day?!?! :laugh:

Steve irwin!
surely,it would be like real holidays for him!

Ahmed aghill from BB5 would be so entertaining, no food and boredom, with the added attraction of women to dominate - he would soon get jungle mania.:laugh:

Ian Paisley. Then we would think JSP was quiet, patient and considerate.

O.Osebourne. He call hemself Prince of de darkness. And he is goed "friend" to some animals.... :devil:

I'm still haggling for David Icke to pop into the jungle at some stage....come on it has to happen! :laugh: :devil:

Louis off X factor.

He'll be a has been by next year and need the work.........

Then again, there will also be Tabby, G4, Steve.......all more exposure in the last 2 decades than Huggy surely.

Nick Owen (of TV:AM & Sporting Triangles stardom) WILL be in that jungle next time around!! - no doubt about it. Tommy Boyd (Saturday Show & Talk Sport) is a definite maybe. Who knows, perhaps they'll get the big scoop and haul James Whale in there. That would be awesome viewing! Maybe they'll have 8 Black people in next time with 2 token Caucasians to fill the gaps. How ironic was it that there was a "Sheila" out in the Aussie outback?? The only "Bruce" I can think of is Mr. Forsyth.....surely too old for all that nonsense nowadays though! There must be a string of has-been celebrities from the old "Blankety-Blank" panel that they could pick from if they got really desparate.......Pam Ayres (her with the Cornish accent & occasional Countdown guest) springs to mind immediately. Although I wouldn't count out the likes of Lenny Bennett...omg!!, or Suzi Quatro....how old must they look now though?? Others include Lenny Henry, Rusty Lee, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (watch River Cottage.....NO, it really is good viewing!) John Mcenroe, Larry Hagman, hmm, wonder if Sandi Toksvig would be game - not so sure. If not, then Katie Puckrik. Actually, no - I'd rather Toksvig be on stand-by and Miss Puckrik first choice (more pleasant to the eye)

Fav moments from the recent show.....
*Upon declaring how much Sheila was missing her b/f, Nancy subtly replies "Oh, you have a boyfriend?" Fantastic remark, and I don't even think Sheila noticed!

*Sheila programmes her robot (named "Nat 1") to hurl unwarranted and unnecessary abuse in Sophie Anderton's direction. The robot delivers expertly and Sheila is secretly laughing her ass off on the inside.

*Around the campfire Fran sparks off a humourous conversation about a restaurant they're all going to be partners of (at least in their minds anyway). It IS actually quite funny for 5 minutes or so but Janet Street Porter over-does it and continously adds on needless extras to the joke, forcing the others to "feel obliged" to also continue...(actually, that was classified as an "awkward" moment but what the hey)

*Noticing all the endless texts on the late screenings harping on about "how funny Joe is" Well......hmm, maybe I missed his best moments.

The best thing about I'MACGMOOH is, as everyone I'm sure agrees....Ant & Dec. Fantastic style of presenting the show and they just have me in stitches.....before they've even said a word...

On a final note, I leave you with this.....
Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
Today is a gift,
That's why we call it "The Present"
:bye:

Females on Career Skid Row.

Myleene Klass - reduced to taking her kit off in every rag.
Kym Marsh - oh dear, contract not being renewed For Saturday Night Fever
Anthea Turner - where to begin !!!
Vanessa Feltz - well shes done Celeb BB, and Fit Club, why not this ?
Selina Scott - where is she these days ???
Her from Dollar - Therese Bazaar - she was CRAP on that show with Davina



Males on the scrap heap

Little and Large - are they still alive ?
Charlie Lawson -Jim Mc Donald of Corrie - a change from the Big House!!
Les Dennis - see Vanessa Feltz.
Paul Daniels - it would be a break from Debbie if nothing else - not a lot !!!
Alvin Stardust - the black glove has not been on in many a year !!
Him from Dollar - David Van Day - see Therese Bazaar.

I do believe that tragic "comedy" duo L&L are indeed still alive.....in the respiratory sense at least.......(actually saw them in Panto with me mam 'n' dad when i was but a toddler......thought they was amazing then. Shame we become synical 'aint it!!

Not sure about the Jim MacDonald option. The last Corrie Street celeb on the show was Chris.......Elsom/n....El...something anyway...AND BOY WAS HE CRAP :excl: Jim MacDonald might be Razor Ruddock and Fran Cosgrave rolled into one.

Wasn't Vanessa Feltz the one who kept stabbing the table in CelebBB?? - That was scary. If she went into the jungle they may just need Jim MacDonald around for protection.

Goodnight God bless :wacko:

Some interesting choices in this thread and I'm sure some of them will be desperate enough to appear.

A few names came to mind - a sort of pick and mix. My list includes some of most annoying people in the world.

Posh: Brian Sewell (would be in severe danger of being throttled by one of the other contestants. Altenatively Francis ******* Fulford would be fantastic - can you imagine the controvesy. The downside is ITV would have to mute the sound every time he spoke because of his unPC views. I think James Hewitt would have done IAC a few years ago, but he's had a lot of exposure recently so doubt he needs the work.

Model: Most likely to be someone I've never heard of or Jodie Marsh to see if she can do better than Jordan.

Famous by association: Jade's drippy boyfriend Jeff.

Sportspeople who aren't as quick as they once were: Kriss Akabusi. A laugh ten times more annoying than Joe's voice, or worse still Fatima Whitbread who's just awful.

All mouth no substance: Patsy Kensit or how about Lizzy from wife swap?

Comedians: Bernard Manning. This is turning into the lineup from hell.

Know it alls: Will Self. Fortunately he'd disappear up his own backside before the end of the first day. Or if if ITV are feeling really sadistic they could make us watch Michael Winner.

People that make me want to break the telly: Ainsley Harriott, Kate Lawler, Rik Waller and the bloke from the Halifax ad.

Launching pad for new single: Sonia, Kim Marsh, Myleene Klass

geezer from the Halifax ad known as "Howard" - and by Jove he is definitely irritating, but yep, i see where you're coming from. I'd never forgive the producers of the show if they opted for the "Marsh Creature" or Kris Akabussi. My God - perish the thought!

Bringing a new angle to all this, here is my All-American jungle line-up:-

These lot probably OWN their own jungles but what the hey - it's purely speculative.

*Gene Wilder
*Cornelius Crane Chase (aka Chevy Chase)
*Larry David (watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm")
*John Candy (if he was still alive of course)
*Johnny Depp
+ 5 "pleasing to the eye" ladies.....as you can surmise for yourself, I got bored with writing this...

Leaving you with this......

Your mind is like a parachute - it works best when it is open

*Larry David (watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm")
I know I'm off topic here, but I have yet to see this show and desperately want to see it. I never know when it is on.

what about Gary Clail??........."There's something wrong with human nature...'ture....'ture" :wacko:

Saymon en Saron O. between the other animals. i woud love it.

i would like to see some politicians in there, someone like Mandelson or Archer.
or if at all possible the actor Jim Carrey he would be great fun.

Girls, ummm i would love to see Jo Brand in there, she is fab and would take no prisoners or maybe Edwina Currie, i would make her eat loads of eggs!