Eternity
09-12-2004, 08:31 PM
THE nativity story certainly supports the view that women are brighter than men.
How else do you explain the fact that Mary managed to persuade her husband that a ghost had got her up the duff and that technically she was still a virgin?
Certainly, Barry Sheerman, chairman of the education select committee, thinks that is the case.
The Mail reports that the father-of-four told fellow MPs yesterday that the reason girls outperformed boys at school was because they were brighter.
But are they?
A study published in the Express suggests otherwise.
It claims that Mary was not alone in telling porkies to her husband.
A whopping 96% of women lie regularly, not only about trivial things such as the price of a pair of shoes or the notion that size doesn’t matter.
Half of all women would lie about the paternity of their child – although admittedly “It was the Holy Ghost wot done it” does not feature in the Top 10 fibs.
But asked what they would do for £1m, two thirds would give up chocolate for ever, 64% would go without make-up, 38% would enter a loveless marriage, 34% would give up sex...and only 25% would run naked down their local High Street.
That’s right – 75% of women would not take their clothes off for all of a couple of minutes in return for £1,000,000.
And they’re the clever ones?!
*Taken from the Anorak Website*
Your views?
How else do you explain the fact that Mary managed to persuade her husband that a ghost had got her up the duff and that technically she was still a virgin?
Certainly, Barry Sheerman, chairman of the education select committee, thinks that is the case.
The Mail reports that the father-of-four told fellow MPs yesterday that the reason girls outperformed boys at school was because they were brighter.
But are they?
A study published in the Express suggests otherwise.
It claims that Mary was not alone in telling porkies to her husband.
A whopping 96% of women lie regularly, not only about trivial things such as the price of a pair of shoes or the notion that size doesn’t matter.
Half of all women would lie about the paternity of their child – although admittedly “It was the Holy Ghost wot done it” does not feature in the Top 10 fibs.
But asked what they would do for £1m, two thirds would give up chocolate for ever, 64% would go without make-up, 38% would enter a loveless marriage, 34% would give up sex...and only 25% would run naked down their local High Street.
That’s right – 75% of women would not take their clothes off for all of a couple of minutes in return for £1,000,000.
And they’re the clever ones?!
*Taken from the Anorak Website*
Your views?