And anyone else who is attending this pestigious event.
I bow to thee. :wave: (and w ave)

I bow back to thee :bye:

Here's me, bowing too. :bye:

I hope the champagne is cold. I do so detest warm bubbles,unless they're in a bath.

Hello Dahlings........where shall I park the car?

I shalt not bow to nobody! Nice to see you all tho

I can't bow to anybody, my protuding, well endowed stomach will not allow it.

But hello to all my fellow revellers.
I do so hope it snows so I can add on to my well endowed body. I could do with a bit more muscle definition.

Hey you boys, don't you go bowing if you don't want too. I never expect people to bow to me any more.

Freedom of the classes and all that.

Nice to meet you all.

Loves & Kisses
Twinkle
x

Hellooooooooooooooooo :bye:


I'm not to late, am I?

Hello everybody!

Let the games commence!

Hi...any new arrivals can they please disembark further down the gravel drive. A porter will be there to assist with luggage and car, then proceed to see Clive on reception he will allocate your room and hopefully give you an idea of the itenery....

Not sure on the dress code tonight...waiting to see how many arrive....

Loves
Twinkle
x

Good evening peasants,

I am here now, so you need not wait with baited breath for anyone else to arrive.

I have parked the Ferrari on the grass, sorry about the skidmarks, had a little to much champagne.

Hope Pussy Galore turns up later

Ah'd curtsey but ah might show me knickers. Is pussy galore here yet, ah need somewhere to park me bike. Where's the bar, ah'm dyin for a babysham. :blink:

Babycham??!! :blink:

How vulgar.

oh bum bum bottoms where is everybody?

i was supposed to be here yesterday, but that bi7ch of a boyfriend of mine absconded with the barman from the pink flamingo and had the bluddy cheek to take my car so i had to get the train then the bluddy taxi driver couldn't find this place and now theres no one here :sad: and i'm jabbering because i'm nervous and tense and i need a drink and a fag :laugh:

oh well i'll just go and freshen up then

and by the way i'll have a babycham if there's one going

Don, charming name, but are you a Maurice or a Doris? It really is impossible to tell.

I have to say I have found some of the other persons here to be a little odd and to have a most strange idea of how the Xmas festivities should proceed. I am sure that last night that wretched cad Cockburns tried to force me in to a lesbian threesome involving Twinkle. Unfortunately my memory of the evening is somewhat blurred as I think the bounder must have spiked my sherry, but I know I would never volunteer to indulge in such perversion off my own back as I am a very dignified lady.

Anyway I am loving your outfit and would advise you never to leave your drink unattended as there are some very unscrupulous characters about.

dont worry about me duckie, ruddi my dirty lttle 2 timing ex was always popping something in my drinks, usually his latin luncheon meat!

i'm all man xena, but i fear we're on the prowl for the same thing tonight.

where are all the young men i was promised?

Don darling....get your cute little **** into the main ballroom, we are going to party tonight.

Xena...I'm sure nothing has happened....yet :devil:

Dear Don, I have bought my servant boy with me. I shall have him stripped, washed and brought to your boudoir pronto. You don't have to tip him, he'll be quite happy with a bag of sweeties and an orange.

Twinkle deary, get that horrid unflattering gold frock off at once and slip into something altogether more sleazy.

This girl needs to PAAARRRRRTTTYYYYY!!!

What would you like me to wear....you choose.....hic.....sorry just spat at you.

I have found just the thing for you Twinkle (warning - contains slight rudery):

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:HYdKCWILsYgJ:http://www.gofoto.net/gofoto/jpgs/People/BW/BW_Portraits/LeatherGirl.jpg

oh I've got one of those...just thought it was too cold.

Twink....you keep your nipples well covered my dear....far too cold for that outfit.......

Dear Don, I have bought my servant boy with me. I shall have him stripped, washed and brought to your boudoir pronto.

well for heavens sake sweetie, dont scub him too much, i like them a little bit dirty you know! :devil:

..yes you always need something to crunch on.

Have you finished with my lad yet Don? Only I need someone to lick the snow off my stilettoes.

:wacko: just.......xena......just....... my god he's fit isn't he.....takes me back to my younger days....mind you i had to tie him down once or twicw to stop him getting away...what a wonderful christmas pressie...quite brought a tear to my eye..............as indeed it did to your young lad :wink2:

Don darling, you've quite worn him out I'm afraid. The poor lad has been on a prune and sprout diet as he simply can't pass anything with a consistency firmer than overcooked broccoli.

You must be quite a guy.

Have you any bi friends with your stamina?

oh xena sweetie they're all bi when it suits, even if some of them dont want to admit it. ;)

hope your young chap is feeling ok today, if nothing else turns up i might just have to borrow him again this evening :devil:

oh xena sweetie they're all bi when it suits, even if some of them dont want to admit it. ;)

hope your young chap is feeling ok today, if nothing else turns up i might just have to borrow him again this evening :devil:



Don..you have no class whatsoever...

its not class that interests me you dizzy old piece of mutton, merely something that rhymes with it :devil:

Are you addressing me you scumbag??


oh god there I go again, lowering myself to your level of disgusting gutter language

hmm usually i like a good queen, but you're really not my BAG luvvie, sorreeeeeee :p