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Isis
22-12-2004, 10:11 AM
Earlier This Week, I Thought That I Would Make A Start On My
Christmas Shopping. I Was Stressed Out And Not Thinking Very Fondly Of The Christmas Season Right Then. It Was Dark, Cold, And Wet In The Multi Story Car Park.

As I Loaded My Car Up With The Gifts I Bought, I Noticed That I Was Missing The Parking Ticket I Needed To Get Out Of The Car Park, So Mumbling Under My Breath, I Retraced My Steps To The Shopping Centre Entrance.

As I Was Searching The Wet Pavement For The Lost Receipt, I Heard A Quiet Sobbing. The Crying Was Coming From A Poorly Dressed Boy Of About 10 Years Old. He Was Short And Thin. He Had No Coat. He Was Just Wearing A Ragged Flannel Shirt To Protect Him From The Cold Evenings Chill.

Oddly Enough, He Was Holding A Fifty Pound Note In His Hand. Thinking That He Had Got Lost From His Parents, I Asked Him What Was Wrong And He Told Me This Sad Story.

He Said That He Came From A Large Family. He Had Three Brothers And Four Sisters. His Father Had Died When He Was Seven Years Old. His Mother Was Poorly Educated And Worked Two Full Time Jobs To Make Ends Meet. Nevertheless, She Had Managed To Scrimp And Scrape To Save A Hundred Pounds To Buy Her Children Christmas Presents.

The Young Boy Had Been Dropped Off, By His Mother, On The Way To Her Second Job. He Was To Use The Money To Buy Presents For All His Brothers And Sisters And Save Just Enough To Take The Bus Home.

He Had Not Even Entered The Shopping Centre, When An Older Boy Grabbed One Of His Fifty Pound Notes And Disappeared Into The Night.

"why Didn't You Scream For Help?" I Asked.

The Boy Said, "i Did."

"and Nobody Came To Help You?"

The Boy Stared At The Ground And Sadly Shook His Head.

"how Loud Did You Scream?" I Enquired.

The Soft-spoken Boy Looked Up And Meekly Whispered, "help Me!"

I Realised That Absolutely No One Could Have Heard That Poor Boy Cry For Help As It Was So Soft.

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So I Grabbed His Other Fifty Pound Note And F**ked Off.

Bonsai
22-12-2004, 10:28 AM
Oh no, thats terrible :huh:

Isis
22-12-2004, 10:30 AM
Oh no, thats terrible :huh:
its only a sicko Queeenie joke doll - even I am not that evil......allegedly!!!!

PJ
22-12-2004, 10:35 AM
:laugh: oh the evil side of me is loving that!

Isis
22-12-2004, 10:44 AM
:laugh: oh the evil side of me is loving that!
Wey to go Peej.......:devil:

ils
22-12-2004, 10:53 AM
I have to admit a little smile at the end of that, although it is really terrible!!

Buzz
22-12-2004, 11:36 AM
I have to admit a little smile at the end of that, although it is really terrible!!


It is really really terrible..................







but I still nearly wet meself laughing. :devil:

Isis
22-12-2004, 11:41 AM
I have to admit a little smile at the end of that, although it is really terrible!!
Im gonna knock that halo off your Angel ILS!!!!!!! :devil:

Come on over to the DARK SIDE you know you want to!!!!!! :laugh:

ils
22-12-2004, 11:43 AM
Im gonna knock that halo off your Angel ILS!!!!!!! :devil:

Come on over to the DARK SIDE you know you want to!!!!!! :laugh:


But I have a reputation to up hold :laugh:

Isis
22-12-2004, 11:50 AM
But I have a reputation to up hold :laugh:
Ohhhh so all the new peeps think you are as pure as the driven snow hey???? Good job im around again to put them right on a few things :shock:

:wub: you really ILS as you well know :hug:

ils
22-12-2004, 11:52 AM
:wub: you really ILS as you well know :hug:

:wub: you too you old Witch :hug: :laugh:

Isis
22-12-2004, 11:54 AM
:wub: you too you old Witch :hug: :laugh:
Awwww Ive realised how much I have missed you now!!!! :sad: and less of the old - im still 23 in my head!!!!!

ils
22-12-2004, 12:05 PM
Awwww Ive realised how much I have missed you now!!!! :sad: and less of the old - im still 23 in my head!!!!!


Well I'm still feel 22 but act 17 :laugh: :laugh:

Bella
22-12-2004, 01:02 PM
OMG, Queenie that is awful, did you find your parking ticket?!! :huh:

Isis
22-12-2004, 02:40 PM
no, but the fifty quid made up for it!!!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Coastie
24-12-2004, 01:40 PM
Now if that was me I would have asked for a detailed description of the older brother........then I could have nicked his £50 too! :laugh:

Sorry....

Queeenie you should be ashamed of yourself....
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For missing the opportunity to get another fifty! :devil:

HushTheVoices
01-01-2005, 06:29 PM
Isn't this what Christmas is all about?

http://www.learn4good.com/games/action/sling_shot_santa.htm

Andrea
01-01-2005, 10:24 PM
Can you actually get Santa over the gap?

Poor Santa, all I keep doing is either flinging him on the ground or flinging him into the depths of the canyon:ohmy: