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Prison v Work
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.

IN get three meals a day.
AT only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN get time off for good behaviour.
AT get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN can watch TV and play games.
AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN get your own toilet.
AT have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT can't even speak to your family on the phone.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!


I'll think I'll join you Coastie :laugh:
I'd join you to - if I wasn't scared of meeting ex-pupils in there:bag:
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